December 15, 20187 yr From Know Your Meme, concerning "CJK5H:" About CJK5H is an abbreviation for the phrase “Craig James killed five hookers”, an unfounded statement associated with an online smear campaign targeting retired football player and commentator Craig James, in similar vein to the Glenn Beck rape and murder hoax in 2009. The campaign was reinvigorated after James announced he would be running for the United States Senate in December of 2011
December 15, 20187 yr 15 hours ago, Beau Vine said: A&M gave him that. Yep. All SMU did there was cover the rest of the balance on the note. A&M was too cheap to get it in full...either that or it was just a carrot to keep him there.
December 15, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, tjhooker said: I was disappointed to Google Craig James just now and nothing about hookers popped up. Maybe 5 hookers killed Craig James?
December 15, 20187 yr Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. Jefferson is going to be so pissed.
December 15, 20187 yr 20 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Anytime I am at a urinal and there's a chalk board above it I always scrawl CJK5H on it. That chalk must be disgusting.
December 15, 20187 yr On 12/14/2018 at 8:28 AM, utee94 said: On 12/14/2018 at 8:31 AM, Sgt Hulk said: Goddamn is this real hahahahhahaha https://www.cougcenter.com/2012/5/9/3009941/mike-leach-cjk5h-book-signing
December 15, 20187 yr 12 hours ago, pops said: You're a pony? My man. I am, just don't tell Phlegm or... oh shit too late.
December 15, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, phdhorn said: Maybe 5 hookers killed Craig James? We ain't that lucky.
December 15, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, phdhorn said: Maybe 5 hookers killed Craig James? This is what I'm picturing
December 15, 20187 yr He reminds me of Steve Garvey. I hated them both as athletes because they were on rival teams, and both of them had this disgustingly clean-cut image. And both of them are fucking weirdos who at one point had political aspirations. Garvey's ex-wife told the media he was a lot like Ted Bundy and that was that for Garvey's political career. "If Ted Bundy's a 10, Steve is a 7," she said. So that presents a good math puzzle: given what we know about Bundy, and that Craig James killed 5 hookers, and that Garvey was only 70 percent Bundy, how many hookers did Steve Garvey kill? Edited December 15, 20187 yr by MaybeACoordinator
December 15, 20187 yr 22 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said: .......... So that presents a good math puzzle: given what we know about Bundy, and that Craig James killed 5 hookers, and that Garvey was only 70 percent Bundy, how many hookers did Steve Garvey kill? He didn't kill the hookers, just their Padres near the end of his career. Edited December 15, 20187 yr by Whitman
December 15, 20187 yr Well, Bundy was convicted of 30 homicides, but most estimates run higher than that. Wikipedia identifies another 13 murder cases as "possible" Bundy victims. So let's say we go with 45. Now, we have to ask ourselves if the Bundy-scale is liner or perhaps more exponential. I would guess it's more exponential. So, let's square each for 49 and 100 "murder points". Meaning that, as a rough estimate, Garvey probably killed one hooker for each of Bundy's victims. But I digress. TLDR it's safe to assume Garvey had his hands in the killing of at least 15-20 hookers.
December 16, 20187 yr Speaking of TV twatwaffles that disappeared.... What ever happened to Trev Alberts?
December 16, 20187 yr Rip to the hookersI made a donation after reading to the save a hooker wildlife fund. For just a quarter a month i sponsor a hooker whos endangered in losing her life.I hope you guys follow suit. If so,we can prevent more tragedies like the one craig pulled when he killed 5 hookers while at SMU
December 16, 20187 yr 15 hours ago, tjhooker said: I was disappointed to Google Craig James just now and nothing about hookers popped up. I blame this on Fuck Kevin Morgan.
December 16, 20187 yr On 12/14/2018 at 12:01 PM, Wally Fairway said: First thing I'm doing when I move back to Houston is get this plate for my ride Not if this fella still has it:
December 16, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, threesheets said: Not if this fella still has it: The only thing that would be better than this is if it was a plate from the State of Washington instead of Texas and the vehicle was registered in Pullman
December 16, 20187 yr Guys, what if Craig James killed, I dunno, like six or seven hookers? Mebbe more in his zeal. Then memes would be wrong and shit. That motherfucker's license plate posted above would be wrong - everything would be wrong. And each of those six or seven+ hookers are some father's daughter, so accuracy is important.
December 16, 20187 yr Guys, what if Craig James killed, I dunno, like six or seven hookers? Mebbe more in his zeal. Then memes would be wrong and shit. That motherfucker's license plate posted above would be wrong - everything would be wrong. And each of those six or seven+ hookers are some father's daughter, so accuracy is important.That’s why they have a second or third chorus. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
December 16, 20187 yr Reading James's explanation as to why people hate him was incredible.This. Completely lame.
December 17, 20187 yr Guys, what if Craig James killed, I dunno, like six or seven hookers? Mebbe more in his zeal. Then memes would be wrong and shit. That motherfucker's license plate posted above would be wrong - everything would be wrong. And each of those six or seven+ hookers are some father's daughter, so accuracy is important.Fuck off Craig.
December 17, 20187 yr Okay I am trying to nail down the math problem. The only given is that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU. Ted Bundy killed about 30 people. Nobody is sure how many. Or how many were hookers. And Steve Garvey's ex she says he was only 70 percent of Bundy. Math was why I did not graduate from UT, but I am sure the hive mind here can place James on a scale.
December 17, 20187 yr On 12/14/2018 at 6:39 AM, Bill Lumbergh said: This article, CJK5H. Wikipedia page, CJK5H. Google profile, CJK5H. No matter what James ever says publicly, you know it will grate at him until the day he dies that no profile of him will ever be written again without mentioning this rumor. It's outstanding and deserved. In so many ways. It's poetic. He tried to spread a deliberate lie, and he dies by a deliberate lie.
July 19, 20205 yr This was on the Amazon Kindle daily deals page today: Someone should write a sequel about the 5H that CJK.
July 19, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Bartles said: Really thought this bump was to announce he got COVID from his church choir There’s a choir of 5 hookers in heaven thanks to #CJK5H, which got me to singing: There were 4 hooker angels At the alter of the sun They were praying for ponies When Craig James came to run When the game stopped and the crowd cleared There was killing on his mind, And 4 dead hookers, took another angel home. (apologies to Willie, but I’m sure he’d support #CJK5H) Edit: similar to @tjhooker, I googled Craig James, and was disappointed to see nothing about 5 dead hookers. However, did you know that the Philadelphia Eagles have an active roster CB named Craig James, from Southern Illinois? Poor dude. https://www.nfl.com/players/craig-james/ Edited July 19, 20205 yr by nnm
July 19, 20205 yr I only know that listening to his shit during the last aggy game makes me want to throw a brick through the screen. How this pos ever got a job announcing football games just proves that tv execs know jack shit about broadcasting. Rot in Hell, CJK5H
July 19, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, Bartles said: Really thought this bump was to announce he got COVID from his church choir I figured he had lost a primary runoff election for some bullshit little rep seat.
July 20, 20205 yr 15 hours ago, AnTiM said: I only know that listening to his shit during the last aggy game makes me want to throw a brick through the screen. How this pos ever got a job announcing football games just proves that tv execs know jack shit about broadcasting. Rot in Hell, CJK5H No shit. I yell at his stupidity every time that game comes on.
July 20, 20205 yr 37 minutes ago, Tex Long said: CJK2+2H imo That only makes 4. The magic number is 5.
July 20, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, nnm said: That only makes 4. Clearly, you lack understanding of modern Maths. In fact 2+2 is equal to 5, for sufficiently large values of 2. In the instant case, it seems likely the victims were 2 females and 2 shemales. Edited July 20, 20205 yr by Tex Long
December 31, 20213 yr 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: This is fucking sublime Beyond sublime...serendipitous?
December 31, 20213 yr On 7/20/2020 at 7:55 AM, slorch said: i was hoping he had suffered a torturous, painful death. There are many long, dark winding roads between Frisco and Jacksonville. A man could get lost…
December 31, 20213 yr Needs to be on a bumper sticker.How about a shirt? CJK5H funny CFB fan design T-Shirt https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MKP4CDV/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_X394G7K2QNNN23T0HWNM
December 31, 20213 yr On 12/14/2018 at 12:07 PM, MissingInAction said: Anytime I am at a urinal and there's a chalk board above it I always scrawl CJK5H on it. How often are you at a urinal with a chalk board above it?
December 31, 20213 yr 14 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: How often are you at a urinal with a chalk board above it? Most bars in the downtown area have them.
December 31, 20213 yr 16 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: Most bars in the downtown area have them. Why?
December 31, 20213 yr On 12/15/2018 at 6:29 PM, TrashMaster G said: Speaking of TV twatwaffles that disappeared.... What ever happened to Trev Alberts? He’s the AD for Nebraska. No shit.
December 31, 20213 yr 53 minutes ago, aggie08 said: Why? Because you touched yourself at your sisters pool parties.
December 31, 20213 yr 5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: This is fucking sublime Pretty sure he killed Hookers 1-4 too. Allegedly.
December 31, 20213 yr 46 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: Because you touched yourself at your sisters pool parties.
January 1, 20223 yr Why?Can you think of any better place for witty prose to flow? Maybe above a glory hole for you, so I understand your disbelief.
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