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8 hours ago, Droopy said:

He’s the AD for Nebraska. No shit. 

Timely response Gold Medal Winner! 🥇

Georgia came out and immediately dragged their nutsack all over Michigan's face to assert dominance, and blue just flipped over and offered up up the b-hole. If they're lucky, they will get to wear a Georgia letter jacket to the airport. 

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11 hours ago, Droopy said:

He’s the AD for Nebraska. No shit. 

I didn't know this and it answers many of the questions I've had about husker football. 

19 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I didn't know this and it answers many of the questions I've had about husker football. 

This was his first season there. Doesn’t make it better, but it probably still leaves a lot of questions. 

8 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

This was his first season there. Doesn’t make it better, but it probably still leaves a lot of questions. 

Buzzkill. I was hoping he was considered a major factor in their demise.

Buzzkill. I was hoping he was considered a major factor in their demise.

How could he not, just by association
14 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Timely response Gold Medal Winner! 🥇

Sorry for partying. 😎

  • 3 years later...

Something happen to some hookers on Greenville?

15 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

Is it up to SIX hookers now?

They got hookers in the retirement home?

Asking for a friend.

Y'all are just intimidated by a white man's confidence.

4 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Of course he didn’t kill those hookers at SMU.

 

He killed them at Stratford High School.

The hookers were from Northbrook

12 hours ago, General Specific said:

Thread bump and no update “five hookers kill Craig James”? I am disappoint.

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Craig James won less than 4% of the vote in his senate campaign. 

only one 'pre game' shoe matters, tnt inside the nba

all the others shows suck, they're old and outdated, just plain dumb 

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

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Still the greatest ass-holing in the history of coaching, certainly when it comes to games that the team fucking won.

1 minute ago, General Specific said:


So, I’ll mark you down as being against five, 5, FIVE hookers killing Craig James.

CJKFH 2, Hooker boogaloo. The revenge tour.

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Craig James won less than 4% of the vote in his senate campaign. 

As a white guy

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Craig James won less than 4% of the vote in his senate campaign. 

ufff those are beto numbers. 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

ufff those are beto numbers. 

Beto O'Rourke won 48% of the votes in his senate campaign and the doctor and nurses pointed and booed your mom's vagina when you came out of it. 

Craig James's defense is that it's not his fault hookers are so fragile.
 

In any case, Craig James killed 5 hookers.

35 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Beto O'Rourke won 48% of the votes in his senate campaign and the doctor and nurses pointed and booed your mom's vagina when you came out of it. 

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On 3/29/2025 at 10:00 AM, Spoetzl said:

The hookers were from Northbrook

...or perhaps Westchester or Spring Branch before both were shuttered?

On 3/29/2025 at 5:49 PM, BurntEyes said:

Fuck man I miss Mike! Also, I'm pretty sure Craig James killed 5 hookers

For a serial killer that's weak shit. I bet he has more bodies buried than that with kill kits buried somewhere. 

Has anyone ever seen Craig James and Israel Keys in the same room? Didn't think so 

On 3/29/2025 at 5:43 PM, Chooky said:

Beto O'Rourke won 48% of the votes in his senate campaign and the doctor and nurses pointed and booed your mom's vagina when you came out of it. 

The only political point everyone on this board agrees with is that Craig James sucks. There were a lot of twists and turns in the Beto story, but since I'm right and all you other fuckers are wrong, and I come here to get away from politics, this could go cloak room fast. I'm not the pope of this dump, but let's not spiral. 

1 hour ago, Richard Kimball said:

The only political point everyone on this board agrees with is that Craig James sucks. There were a lot of twists and turns in the Beto story, but since I'm right and all you other fuckers are wrong, and I come here to get away from politics, this could go cloak room fast. I'm not the pope of this dump, but let's not spiral. 

It was a meaningless quip with an unserious poster in an unserious tone. Nobody approached delving into the beto arc but you. Dry your pussy off and move on. 

Well, not only did he kill 5 hookers, but he also killed his ESPN career and thoughts of Adam of ever playing pro ball.

Too bad so sad....

2024 NCAA Regional Baseball Scoreboard (5/31 -6/3) - Page 28 | TexAgs

 

It took 5 years of pointless litigation for Adam and Craig to finally admit they were full of shit. I think Adam Craig, in fear of lying under oath, said in a deposition that he was put in a conference room instead of a field shed. The story was long dead at that point and of course ESPN didn't cover that with the same fervor.

27 minutes ago, Chooky said:

... of course ESPN didn't cover that with the same fervor.

ESPN killed five stories?

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