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@Neonmoon's avatar subconsciously got to me.

Currently rewatching.

Ironically enough, it was mi madre that put me onto this film the first time.

I think it's probably Pitt's best-ever performance, and a standalone gem.

Probably beating a dead horse here, but I'd love to hear this board's take on this one.

RIP Dennis Farina.

 

 

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"Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck"

5 more minutes Turkish.





I love this movie.

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3 minutes ago, Hate said:

5 more minutes Turkish.





I love this movie.

Yeah Tommy... before... 'Ze Germans get there 

love that film. wild story sprinkled with pretty dead on accurate gangland details with some flair and a twist. 

 

"...Ze Germans..."

"Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?"

"....Because... he dodges bullets, Avi"

 

"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... written on the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"

 

Edited by Doc Reeves

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You can call me Susan if it makes you happy

proper fucked?

Tony. Open the dog.

Whatcha mean open the dog?

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

The Tyrone getaway driver scene had me rolling.

What’s the matter with that space over there?

It’s too tight.

Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there.

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2 minutes ago, GottaB said:

The Tyrone getaway driver scene had me rolling.

What’s the matter with that space over there?

It’s too tight.

Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there.

The whole film is brilliant. Perfect combo of thriller and comedy. 

This was Statham at his best, before they turned him into the action hero. He is so much better in this and LS&TSB. 

proper fucked?

That became an ongoing part of my vocabulary after that movie

14 hours ago, GottaB said:

The Tyrone getaway driver scene had me rolling.

What’s the matter with that space over there?

It’s too tight.

Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there.

It was a funny angle.

It was behind you Tyrone.  Whenever you reverse things come from behind you.

I'd love to hear this board's take on this one.
 

Don’t go to England.

all bets are off

Im not here to make a fucking bet

all..........bets..............are.............off. If all bets are off, there cant be any money can there?

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. 

Put a lead on her, Turkish, before she gets bitten. 

 

Obviously I love this movie and Brick Top

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We’ve lost Gorgeous George.

 

What do mean you’ve lost Gorgeous George?  It’s not as if he’s incon-fucking-spicuous, is he?

One of my favorites.  Dialogue, violence, great music, dark humor...

  • You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy, and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

this is a shotgun, sol.

it's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, vincent.

guy ritchie loves having the characters address each other by their names.  i like it.

 

i may have seen this movie in the theater 3x, which is shit i haven't done since the 80's and ferris bueller.  

What would we want with a caravan with no fucking wheels? 

Tommy : Who took the jam outta your doughnut? 

Turkish : You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did.

One of my first dates with the wife. We both came out saying it was a perfect movie. I’ve seen it a million times.

Bonjour!

Snatch is a fucking classic. Great movie.

 

how did the same guy make King Arthur? HOW?

19 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

He loves that dog.

Always playing silly games.

20 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Reservoir Dogs to Snatch's Pulp Fiction; El Mariachi to Snatch's Desperado.   

ANH to ESB

It's my all time favorite movie.  Brick Top has to be one of the meanest, baddest MFers in cinema history.

Among his best lines:

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?"
 
 

 

 

For every action, there is a reaction, and a Piker reaction is quite a fuckin' thing.

 

 

You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?

Vinny: Did he have four fingers?
Sol: I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time.

 

I ain’t buyin that.

Well that’s handy, I ain’t sellin it. It’s a fact.

Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm

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