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Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

At least our division sucks.

There's always that. 

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

I’d rather watch episode 3 of Star Wars than this abortion.

At least Episode 3 is better than Episode 8, which is more akin to this game 

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

At least our division sucks.

Opportunity for Cowboys and they fuck it up.  Again.  

Defense is getting their asses handed to them on a shit platter and liking it.

I hate to be that chick but I’m watching the red zone now. If we aren’t behind by 30 points I will watch the 4th quarter. Eberflus is having his way with us right now

At least Episode 3 is better than Episode 8, which is more akin to this game 

Not to start this debate again but that’s the worst take in this thread. Ep 8 isn’t bad and it’s damn sure better than any prequel could ever hope of being.

Don’t derail this thread.

Oh NOW they call the play action.

Jarwin has to catch that.

Replay the down? 

Good job refs. At the worst possible time.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Cowboys tight ends are a collective bag of Ebola. 

Yep.... a bunch of backups.  That should have a been an easy catch for Jarwin.  TEs are pretty cheap in UFA, may need to look there.  We need someone who can control the safeties.

Exact same thing happened to Jaylon Smith right before the half and the shitbag refs left the flag in their pocket. I can’t believe how many more holds the Cowboys get called against them when compared to the opponent.

Exact same thing happened to Jaylon Smith right before the half and the shitbag refs left the flag in their pocket. I can’t believe how many more holds the Cowboys get called against them when compared to the opponent.

It’s truly laughable at this point. Once this game is completely out away they will call Indy for a couple to try and even it up at least a bit. Tired of the lopsided crap every week

They cowboys suck. But the refs are making it worst. They’ve been fucked over from extending drives twice now.

Holding? 

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Just now, Get ln My Van said:

These Cowboys players are losers

There you go

2 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Not sure that's a catch...

It wasn't

At least I have White Beard for my kicker in FF.  So I've got that going for me...

3 minutes ago, Chief21 said:

3 td's coming up!!! Right?????

This game combined with next week??  Of course 

Edited by Trey3216

Dak made bad throws and bad coach decisions all day combined with holding penalties.  Zero points after 3 quarters.

Fuck this game, fuck this shitty OL, fuck the refs, fuck Scott Linehan, fuck Ginger Garrett and his stupid ass batman utility belt, fuck Jerry Jones, fuck Stephen Jones, fuck Jerry Jones, Jr., fuck Charlotte Jones Whatever, fuck Grandson Spaulding, fuck these announcers, fuck the flags, fuck crying Pam Oliver, fuck my fantasy football team losing because the Cowboys defense is sucking ass, fuck whoever started this thread, fuck the motherfucker who invented this game, fuck regarded Dak and his lack of an internal clock, and fuck Andrew Luck and his dumbass neck beard. 

Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?

Edited by Uncle Nate

1 minute ago, Uncle Nate said:

Fuck this game, fuck this shitty OL, fuck the refs, fuck Scott Linehan, fuck Ginger Garrett and his stupid ass batsman utility belt, fuck Jerry Jones, fuck Stephen Jones, fuck Jerry Jones, Jr., fuck Charlotte Jones Whatever, fuck Grandson Spaulding, fuck these announcers, fuck the flags, fuck crying Pam Oliver, fuck my fantasy football team losing because the Cowboys defense is sucking ass, fuck whoever started this thread, fuck the motherfucker who invented this game, fuck regarded Dak and his lack of an internal clock, and fuck Andrew Luck and his dumbass neck beard. 

Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?

Luck looks like a chimp with that neck beard.  I call him Curious George.

You get a hold, you get a hold, everybody is getting a hold.  

Nice floater there Dak.   Way to give your guy some time to get upfield 

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