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Fuck this game, fuck this shitty OL, fuck the refs, fuck Scott Linehan, fuck Ginger Garrett and his stupid ass batman utility belt, fuck Jerry Jones, fuck Stephen Jones, fuck Jerry Jones, Jr., fuck Charlotte Jones Whatever, fuck Grandson Spaulding, fuck these announcers, fuck the flags, fuck crying Pam Oliver, fuck my fantasy football team losing because the Cowboys defense is sucking ass, fuck whoever started this thread, fuck the motherfucker who invented this game, fuck regarded Dak and his lack of an internal clock, and fuck Andrew Luck and his dumbass neck beard. 
Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?
Drunk already at 2pm? Nice.

Too many missed opportunities to score in 1st Half for Cowboy's offense vs Colts today.  

If they stay healthy, the Colts are a playoff team no doubt.... they just beat Texans in Houston.  Frank Reich is a great playcaller.

Cowboys will squeak into playoffs, and maybe win first playoff game at home, but Dak needs lots of work in off-season to become a better pro QB.  At least if Cowboys lose today, they are improving their 2019 draft position.  

Drafting without a 1st round 2019 pick is really gonna test the Cowboys staff to continue showing their improvement at selecting talent.

 

Edited by LTtxfan

Did Amari come out of the locker room after half?

Just now, SDG said:

You get a hold, you get a hold, everybody is getting a hold.  

NFL should have a rule like after X number penalties, a team loses a timeout.

What a fucking regarded call and terrible decision by Dak.   Just stupid

That was a horrible decision by Dak

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
10 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:
Fuck this game, fuck this shitty OL, fuck the refs, fuck Scott Linehan, fuck Ginger Garrett and his stupid ass batman utility belt, fuck Jerry Jones, fuck Stephen Jones, fuck Jerry Jones, Jr., fuck Charlotte Jones Whatever, fuck Grandson Spaulding, fuck these announcers, fuck the flags, fuck crying Pam Oliver, fuck my fantasy football team losing because the Cowboys defense is sucking ass, fuck whoever started this thread, fuck the motherfucker who invented this game, fuck regarded Dak and his lack of an internal clock, and fuck Andrew Luck and his dumbass neck beard. 
Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?

Drunk already at 2pm? Nice.

I'm a Tech grad with German and Native American roots. It's the way of my people. 

They call that one but not the one on Indy in 1H.  Lol

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I'm a Tech grad with German and Native American roots. It's the way of my people. 
I'm Czech and German. I know how it goes.
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That was a horrible decision by Dak
Shouldn't you be watching the Ravens, dipshit?

Who are these fucking announcers? I really want to know who this color guy is
(No racist)

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:
I'm a Tech grad with German and Native American roots. It's the way of my people. 

I'm Czech and German. I know how it goes.

I always assumed you are Mexican.  Not sure where I got that from...

Jaylon just running around 7 yards downfield trying to avoid the Guards that have kicked his dick in all day 

Shouldn't you be watching the Ravens, dipshit?


Watching both games bitch

That is so fucking weak

Edited by Trey3216

Ebron has played as good as the Cowboys

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I always assumed you are Mexican.  Not sure where I got that from...
Probably because most my friends are Hispanic and I love fat Latin bitches.
1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
5 minutes ago, SDG said:
I always assumed you are Mexican.  Not sure where I got that from...

Probably because most my friends are Hispanic and I love fat Latin bitches.

The first part is great but.....

8 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Who are these fucking announcers? I really want to know who this color guy is
(No racist)

Charles Davis and he is fucking terrible

9 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Who are these fucking announcers? I really want to know who this color guy is
(No racist)

Charles Davis

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The first part is great but.....
Until you fuck some juicy fat Latin pussy, you are missing out.
Just now, immortal13 said:

Charles Davis and he is fucking terrible

In all fairness, the Cowboys have been worse

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:
The first part is great but.....

Until you fuck some juicy fat Latin pussy, you are missing out.

Lol

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Soooo where was the hold????

There was no hold

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I'm sick of these ticky tack penalties called on this team week after fucking week.

 

 

Just tuned in.  Curious if the Colts have been called for offensive holding today.

Just tuned in.  Curious if the Colts have been called for offensive holding today.


I don’t think so

Good thing is we won't have Garrett with the shit-eating grin and swagger at the podium tomorrow. 

Great play call by Linehan there on 4-14

Just now, Horn80 said:

Don’t get this team.

You must be new to them it you don't get them.  Same mediocre shit sandwich... take 23

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Good thing is we won't have Garrett with the shit-eating grin and swagger at the podium tomorrow. 

but, you'll have him all of next season and the season after that too 

No excuse for playing Zeke late in this game and exposing him to injury.... NONE

Funny thing is, if the jags can finish this off, we’re probably going to win the division today after this shittastic performance. Which really has to put you in an interesting spot for next week. I’d have a hard time sitting guys after how we played today, even if what would be a meaningless game.

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3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

40 years of fanship tells me this.  We win here the nfc east is basically ours. Easy stuff.  So I’m cowboy fashion we will likely be dominated in every facet of the game.  I would like just once to see a Garrett lead cowboys team take advantage of the situation and just fucking win baby 

 

thankfully I’m flying cross country today and won’t see the scores 

Garrett continues to let me down 

Having Jerry as the owner is like Hercules having a micro-penis.

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