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Came to the emergency room at 10 p.m. with symptoms of meningitis.

They did four draws of spinal fluid and all of them contained blood. So then they did cat-scan & found my brain was covered in blood. They're not letting me get up and walk around, which is pissing me off. Just had MRI done at 4 AM. That sucked.

I feel fine, and it's not like half my face doesn't work or I'm slurring words while sober. But any stupid posts I make from here on out will be blamed on this.

God bless and I hope for a full recovery.  They are doing great work these days when caught early.  Now, let's see pics of hot nurses.

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Dam man. So hemorrhagic? Any recent trauma? History of hypertension?

 

and don’t worry. Even with half a brain you’ll still be more intelligent than the vast majority of posters here. 

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28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

But any stupid posts I make from here on out will be blamed on this.

So half of all Surly posters have had a stroke?

Seriously, get well. Glad you’re alive and have medical care that seems on top of this.

That sucks. At least you are okay. Get well and post less.

 

 

 

 

jk about the posting less part.

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Damn man, sorry to hear 

Listen to the docs and get well

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Crazy s*** going on tonight. Guy next to me apparently flipped a semi on I-35. Nurse asked him if he had ever been in the hospital. He said yeah she asked what for. He said asthma then he said shot she'sshe said a gunshot he said yeah she said wrong place wrong time kind of thing? He said I used to live in Chicago she said oh okay.

 

Some teenage girl four beds down apparently turned into the girl from The Exorcist. She was screaming for a doctor  and wailing and s*** and they called a code gray on her. Other patients were yelling at her to shut the hell up. My nurse came by and asked if I was okay. I asked if he had to get involved in that. He said she comes in all the time.

Damn dude hate to hear about this, stay away from the crazies and druggies.

Get well ASAP so you can enjoy the Christmas holiday and make fun of aggy after the Horns beat Georgia.

Sorry to hear the news.  Get better and out of there soon. Glad you have Surly as an outlet while there.  Constant fapping is offputting for the hospital staff. 

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4 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Sorry to hear the news.  Get better and out of there soon. Glad you have Surly as an outlet while there.  Constant fapping is offputting for the hospital staff. 

They just transferred me to a different floor. The new nurse literally wanted to do a wipe or wash first thing. Literallye of the first thing she said to me was take your pants off

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Get well, dude.

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Literallye of the first thing she said to me was take your pants off

But you hear that all the time from women.  

Dontcha just love when they wake you up once an hour to ask if you're OK?

Hope you have a nice boring time (unless it turns into porn time with nurse or possessed girl or both) and that your brain proceeds in normal fashion.

The good thing is that you can ask for a Valium and get it if the Cowboy/Colts game gets too bad.

Sorry to hear that. I had one about five years ago. Completely recovered now, but it wasn't a picnic. 

Take care of yourself and prayers for a full recovery. 

out of curiosity, what's your age and overall health / pre-existing condition status? I understand of you don't want to share any of that

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I saw a movie one time where this dude was in a hospital (they didn't say what for but I guess it could've been a stroke). Anyway, these two really hot nurses come in to give him a sponge bath. Well, one thing lead to another and the dude ends up banging both the chicks. One of them had really big tits. Maybe something like this can happen to you. If not, get better and get the hell out of there.

Been there. Mine was a small clot instead of a bleed. I was in Oklahoma. They thought I had a TIA. A couple of fine Shaggy Drs diagnosed mine over the internet better than the Oklahoma Drs, in the hospital, looking at results AND ME. HookMD was one, and I'm very sorry that I can't remember the other. You've come to the right place. Guys (and gals) at TOS were great to me, and helped me realize what I had in life. Good luck! I hope you have a full recovery, and very soon!

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24 minutes ago, next2naus said:

out of curiosity, what's your age and overall health / pre-existing condition status? I understand of you don't want to share any of that

52good healthnothing to suggest this at all.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

They just transferred me to a different floor. The new nurse literally wanted to do a wipe or wash first thing. Literallye of the first thing she said to me was take your pants off

Dear Penthouse Forum . . . .

25 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Pic of exorcist chick?

Pics of nurses too

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I feel fine, and it's not like half my face doesn't work or I'm slurring words while sober. But any stupid posts I make from here on out will be blamed on this.

Phlegm's managed to do it for years so I think you'll be fine.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

They just transferred me to a different floor. The new nurse literally wanted to do a wipe or wash first thing. Literallye of the first thing she said to me was take your pants off

Damn, you must have good insurance. 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 So then they did cat-scan & found my brain was covered in blood

When you are well this will be a cool thing to tell people.  

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I don’t know why

Can I have your bbq pit if you die?

 

Get well soon!

Have an easy recovery and many more sponge baths with nurses named candi

Sorry to hear that, bud. It sucks no matter what, but this close to Christmas is an extra dose of such. You got to it early, it sounds like, and as mentioned above, the things they can do these days with early intervention is remarkable. You'll be back on your feet before you know it.

Don’t get the Korean Dr,  just stepped foot into this country.  I went in for a Hernia, he ended up cutting my balls off. 

Damn BV....glad you caught this early enough. Get well soon. I’m posting this autographed picture of Darren Oliver to help cheer you up.

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Sorry to hear the news, Beau. I hope you're feeling better and back home soon. 

1 hour ago, luke duke said:

Can I have your bbq pit if you die?

 

Get well soon!

Surly boiled down to its essence: Best wishes and sorry about your situation and what not but no matter your situation your balls are ripe for busting and no one gets by without getting shit stacked on them.   I’d accept no less if I was on life support.   Well done. 

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1 hour ago, Liquor and Poker said:

When you are well this will be a cool thing to tell people.  

Want to hear somthing hilarious.  Daughter flew back from Colorado yesterday, and this is the first time she has brought her boyfriend.

She said, 'I know this isn't funny now, but do you realize how hysterical this is going to be back at school?

 

2 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Pics of nurses too

might as well just set up a cam.

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