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#107
2 hours ago, CBT said:

Damn, becoming a Cards fan is really getting to you.

If the above is true, I rescind my "get well" and opt for the "team stroke".  /no homo

#108

Read thread title/poster combo and thought the Cardinals had hired Dave Stewart.

Wishing you the speediest of recoveries. 

#112
10 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Beau Vine hasn’t posted since Sunday.

Fake News!  I saw him posting on Lulz or somewhere a minute or so ago.

#113
10 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Beau Vine hasn’t posted since Sunday.

Maybe he forgot his password

#114

Why are y'all replying to this post by a freaking LIAR?

He says he had "a" stroke.

I'm betting he had quite a few.  Probably while the nurse's back was turned.

#116
On 12/16/2018 at 6:27 PM, Beau Vine said:

Moved me out of ICU into regular room.

I have a smoking hawt nurse:https://www.facebook.com/vicka.zarykhta/photos?lst=100002563406601%3A100002247704143%3A1545006256&source_ref=pb_friends_tl

Unfortuntely, I also have a ahower, so she didnt wipe wash my nads.

 

Nice. East European. Does she talk in a Russian sounding accent while she sponge bathes you?

Take care of that blood pressure, and get well soon.

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#121
On 12/16/2018 at 1:04 PM, thestud said:

 

 


If he has “blood all over his brain” then it would be hemorrhagic. Ischemic stroke is just an occluded vessel, hemorrhagic is when the vessel bursts or leaks blood. Sounds like it was not a subarachnoid bleed.

 

 

SAH.  thstud is a Neurologist?

I got discharged and just got home.

#123
10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

SAH.  thstud is a Neurologist?

I got discharged and just got home.

Was this thing completely out of the blue or did they find some underlying condition?  Was there any treatment?

I'd put you in the bottom 10% of friends I think would be at risk for a stroke.  Unreal.  Take it easy?

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#124
10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Was this thing completely out of the blue or did they find some underlying condition?  Was there any treatment?

I'd put you in the bottom 10% of friends I think would be at risk for a stroke.  Unreal.  Take it easy?

Blood pressure got a little bit high.

I now take BP medicine and will carry around a BP monitor everywhere.

#125
On 12/16/2018 at 8:56 AM, Beau Vine said:

52good healthnothing to suggest this at all.

dang dang dang.

Careless Beau Vine is dead!  Long live careful Beau Vine!

Edited by tantric superman

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#127
41 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

I'd put you in the bottom 10% of friends I think would be at risk for a stroke.  

I'm not 3% body fat like I was 15 years ago.  

#128

Glad you're out and back at home!!  

Did your old lady have a to do list that she wanted to immediately discuss upon your arrival?

#129

Damn, 3 pages in and I'm the first to offer:

 

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But hopefully you don't, like, you know, die or anything.

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#132

I'm honestly really disappointed that you fuckers didn't even discuss dipping into the wreath fund for me.

#133

Well, you weren’t quite dead. You even said you wanted to go for a walk.

#134
10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm honestly really disappointed that you fuckers didn't even discuss dipping into the wreath fund for me.

wreath fund was lost in the lawsuit, you need to post on the old board to make a claim on those funds.
 

Dinosaur out front should have told you
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#136

So did they tell you that you are probably genetically defective or just blame it on the high books pressure? 

#137

You dodged a bullet, dude.  Time to take care of yourself.  No more booze, no more stress, no more chickie fried steak, no more red meat, no more viagra, and no more sex.  Walk daily, reduce simple carbs and fats, get some rest, meditate, be wise.  PS-just kidding about the sex part. 

#138
8 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

No more booze, no more stress, no more chickie fried steak, no more red meat, no more viagra, and no more sex.

I thought you said he dodged a bullet.

#139
Phlegm's managed to do it for years so I think you'll be fine.
I had a heart attack and angioplasty no stents. As for strokes Nurse Vanoza does the job, nudge nudge wink wink say no more.
#140
Probably not but 1/3rd of people with SAH make a full recovery. Typical signs would be (worst headache in your life, nausea and vomiting, stiff neck, sensitivity to light and blurred vision, and seizures).
So it's like being in the presence of my ex wife.
#141
If he has “blood all over his brain” then it would be hemorrhagic.
So Ebola?  Good luck, BV.
 
What is a subarachnoid bleed and what other kinds are there?
A spider bit him.
A moose bit my sister
#143
SAH.  thstud is a Neurologist?
I got discharged and just got home.


Wow, just discovered this thread. Glad you are out, sorry you had to go through it.

Hope you are able to keep educating and entertaining on the baseball thread for years to come. Best wishes to you.





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