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    It might be petty, it’s certainly not healthy, but I want to destroy this man. Not just politically, but I want him curled up in the fetal position on his bathroom floor wondering where his life went

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    Until 2016, I was a lifelong Republican. In 2016, I couldn’t vote for either Trump or Clinton and so I threw away my vote on Gary Johnson. All of my concerns about a Trump Presidency have been realize

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#2252
14 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Alaska is no longer allowing independent candidate Al Gross  to have a a N for nonpartisan next to his name on the ballot. They will instead list “Democratic nominee” by Al Gross’s name, and John Wayne Howe will have Alaska Independent Party next to his as the official party. 

https://www.adn.com/politics/2020/09/14/a-late-change-to-the-2020-general-election-ballot-sparks-outcry-from-alaska-democrats/

I don't understand this at all. If he's an Independent, how did he just get assigned "Democratic Nominee?" And how did the other person get listed as Independent? 

#2253

Holy crap @ Maine

It's also time to help Jaime Harrison and take him seriously.

 

#2255
13 minutes ago, thepop said:

Holy crap @ Maine

It's also time to help Jaime Harrison and take him seriously.

 

That's a damn shame for Susan.  That poll was from 9/10-9/14, with the first debate falling on 9/11.  Most of the polls over the last month had Gideon up between 4-8 points, which makes it feel like Susan rubbed some Mainers the wrong way during the debate.    

 

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#2258
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Does she have a chance of winning?

I doubt it. But I don't think there've been any polls in DE.  Maybe this went better in the Republican Party thread, because WTF.

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#2259
15 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

How is Graham running so far behind Trump?

Is he?  6 points isn't a ton in a very Red state.  If Biden could run 6 points behind Trump in Montana, I'd say Bullock would be the favorite.

 

#2260

Lol, McGrath's negatives are actually worse than McConnell's in that Qpac poll.  Nice work Schumer.

Matt Jones would have made a race of it.

#2262
3 hours ago, lemonlime said:

But the dems are the extremists.

I'm just going to observe that she's kind of hot and exceptionally crazy--so totally in my wheelhouse.

From Mexican cartel drug-runner to US Senate hopeful: Delaware's Lauren  Witzke looks to upset incumbent Coons | The Latest from WDEL News | wdel.com

 

edited to add an even better picture--oh, yeah, she's super-crazy.

Lauren Witzke for U.S. Senate (@LaurenWitzkeDE) | Twitter

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#2263

There's the fun kind of crazy. Then there is the reptilian overlords are ruining our country because Sethpizza is BenghWWG1WGAing their QRabbit #UkraniumOnes.  

This is decidedly the latter.

#FollowTheRabbit

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#2264

It'd be nice if people stopped donating to McGrath and shifted dollars to other races. She is a terrible candidate. 

#2265
5 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

How is Graham running so far behind Trump?

People in South Carolina are not fond of ladybugs for some reason, especially when associated with Lady G. Can’t really explain it.

Also looks like Susan Collins is done. Not a surprise. She sealed her fate with the Kavanaugh vote and poured dirt on and buried the coffin with her impeachment vote. She’s as good as dead. Trump ain’t helping that’s for shore. 

#2266
2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I'm just going to observe that she's kind of hot and exceptionally crazy--so totally in my wheelhouse.

From Mexican cartel drug-runner to US Senate hopeful: Delaware's Lauren  Witzke looks to upset incumbent Coons | The Latest from WDEL News | wdel.com

 

edited to add an even better picture--oh, yeah, she's super-crazy.

Lauren Witzke for U.S. Senate (@LaurenWitzkeDE) | Twitter

I went out with a girl with eyes like that a few times. We banged on the second date. The next day, she called me at work and said her car wouldn't start and asked if I'd come help her. So I left work and drove over to the Red River HEB and met her. She greeted me with a huge kiss, and handed me a bouquet of flowers from her back seat. There was nothing wrong with her car, she just wanted to see if I'd come  to her rescue. 

There was no third date, but I did have to change my home number. 

#2268
9 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I went out with a girl with eyes like that a few times. We banged on the second date. The next day, she called me at work and said her car wouldn't start and asked if I'd come help her. So I left work and drove over to the Red River HEB and met her. She greeted me with a huge kiss, and handed me a bouquet of flowers from her back seat. There was nothing wrong with her car, she just wanted to see if I'd come  to her rescue. 

There was no third date, but I did have to change my home number. 

You chose poorly. Should have given that a full month to see the crazy during every different time period while sampling the sex in each turn of the cycle. 

#2269

Am I out of my mind, or is she holding a StG 44, i.e. the original Nazi assault rifle?

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#2271
13 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Am I out of my mind, or is she holding a StG 44, i.e. the original Nazi assault rifle?

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Ah yes, the requisite GOP politician posing a gun photo.  "By Gawd, she's got my vote!  2A forever!"

I'd like to think that one of these days, a politician holding or posing with weaponry would be a quaint notion of days gone by.  But I guess they have to remind folks of what's really important.

 

 

#2272
Am I out of my mind, or is she holding a StG 44, i.e. the original Nazi assault rifle?
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I’m not sure...but that’s a fine-lookin’....rifle.
#2273

She’s pretty good looking but not good looking enough to get past the crazy eyes. 
 

You would have to be nuts to have anything to do with her and if little head says otherwise, tell him to fuck off and stand down. Big head is in charge here.

#2274

“DC is Hollywood for ugly people.”  Very true in this case.  She is young and she bleached her hair.  That is it.  Otherwise, she is very very 5. All the commentary above just reflects that we are all old and haven’t been on campus in a few decades. 

#2275
1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

Am I out of my mind, or is she holding a StG 44, i.e. the original Nazi assault rifle?

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Damn close but it looks like it has a rear sight the StG 44 didn't have.

#2276
You chose poorly. Should have given that a full month to see the crazy during every different time period while sampling the sex in each turn of the cycle. 

This man is correct. He offers sage life advice.


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#2278
17 hours ago, lemonlime said:

But the dems are the extremists.

Seems about right.

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#2280
11 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

She’s pretty good looking but not good looking enough to get past the crazy eyes. 
 

You would have to be nuts to have anything to do with her and if little head says otherwise, tell him to fuck off and stand down. Big head is in charge here.

You're doing it wrong. The crazy eyes are a plus. They signal lots of really fun things in the bedroom. Just don't tell her where you live afterwards.

#2283
16 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You chose poorly. Should have given that a full month to see the crazy during every different time period while sampling the sex in each turn of the cycle. 

Nope. I'd just gotten off the crazy train with a girl that tried to throw a Weber Kettle with a load of still burning charcoal through my sliding glass patio door. 

#2284
13 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Nope. I'd just gotten off the crazy train with a girl that tried to throw a Weber Kettle with a load of still burning charcoal through my sliding glass patio door. 

You've lived a more interesting life than I. I've only had sex with 2 different women and married to both of them (consecutively not concurrently) so I like to live vicariously through others from time to time with stories about insane women.  

#2286
6 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

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I know. I honestly wish it was one. But if I couldn't make it one I think I'd rather it be 100, if that makes sense. 

#2287
1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I know. I honestly wish it was one. But if I couldn't make it one I think I'd rather it be 100, if that makes sense. 

Not really

#2291

Cross-posting.  Gideon looking good among recent quality polls.  The Monmouth poll had me a bit nervous about Kelly, but he's been consistently at 50%, so I think he'll hold on.  The undecideds in North Carolina (12-18% in recent polls) make me nervous - not sure how that one is going to shake out.  

 

 

#2293
11 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Cross-posting.  Gideon looking good among recent quality polls.  The Monmouth poll had me a bit nervous about Kelly, but he's been consistently at 50%, so I think he'll hold on.  The undecideds in North Carolina (12-18% in recent polls) make me nervous - not sure how that one is going to shake out.  

 

 

We've been trough this before. An undecided is a Trump voter or a non voter.

#2294
20 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Nope. I'd just gotten off the crazy train with a girl that tried to throw a Weber Kettle with a load of still burning charcoal through my sliding glass patio door. 

John Schindler on Twitter: "Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole  that cow, and your friend, former HPSCI Chairman Rep Devin Nunes (R-CA),  tried to make it with the cow --

#2295
3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

We've been trough this before. An undecided is a Trump voter or a non voter.

Yeah at some point the undecided is going to pull the lever for Trump. The entire federal election is about Trump and if you support him or not.

#2296
18 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Cross-posting.  Gideon looking good among recent quality polls.  The Monmouth poll had me a bit nervous about Kelly, but he's been consistently at 50%, so I think he'll hold on.  The undecideds in North Carolina (12-18% in recent polls) make me nervous - not sure how that one is going to shake out.  

 

 

Never mind, I saw North Carolina but got hung up on South Carolina Senate race in my garbled brain.

Edited by Fudge Nuggets

#2297

I'm always amazed at the lack of self-awareness from those that are too ashamed to admit they will vote for dotard but do it any way.  If you can't admit to it then you should probably sit it out or vote for someone else.

#2298

Harrison has the wind at his back coming into the election

Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC) is investing one million dollars into the South Carolina race with Jaime Harrison. His campaign raised 10.6 million in August, raised 1 million dollars the day after the Quinnipiac poll (yesterday) and now has this contribution for more polling, data gathering, and television advertising.

 

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/516936-senate-democrats-campaign-arm-announces-seven-figure-investment-to-boost

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