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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

She's running the same "I was wounded and kicked ass shooting at the enemy from the skid of a chopper" ad that all of us in Centex saw last election (but it's new to the rest of Texas).  She needs something more substantive.

Correct. The combat veteran stuff has its place, but it shouldn't be the only thing that can describe the candidate. Apparently she supports the legalization of marijuana. Good! Amplify that. Talk some policy. It'd be nice to WANT to vote for her outside of just getting Cornyn out. Give me the opportunity. I'm listening. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Correct. The combat veteran stuff has its place, but it shouldn't be the only thing that can describe the candidate. Apparently she supports the legalization of marijuana. Good! Amplify that. Talk some policy. It'd be nice to WANT to vote for her outside of just getting Cornyn out. Give me the opportunity. I'm listening. 

 

She knows how to get things done in Washington on her own -- she doesn't just do what someone else tells her to do (show Cornyn's blind support for whatever McConnell and Trump tell him to do).  Texans need someone like them to represent them: a fighter, who stands up for what's right, who stands up for the people of Texas.  Not another sniveling 'yes man," but someone who will make Washington say "yes, ma'am."  She brings the fight with her wherever she goes -- vote for her to bring the fight to Washington.

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Texans lead from the front, not from the rear.

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19 minutes ago, gmr548 said:
25 minutes ago, thepop said:
 

The right is getting better at humor and I'm terrified

Cruz had some good stuff on social media in 16 when he was running for president. And he retweeted a porn. So, winning?

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

And he retweeted a porn.

That was genuinely the most human, empathy-inspiring thing he has ever done in public life.  And I'm not kidding, for real - it was the most decent, normal, not-fucked-up thing he's done.

For clarity's sake, he "liked" a tweet with a porn video.

And it was on September 11th. LOL. 

 

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10 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

For clarity's sake, he "liked" a tweet with a porn video.

And it was on September 11th. LOL. 

 

WE ALL MOURN IN OUR OWN WAY!

 

 

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I'm a combat veteran and working mom, and I'm going to defeat John Cornyn, a spineless bootlicker and Mitch McConnell's right-hand man.

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More, more, more of this.   He's a bootlicker.  He's never out front, always behind.  He doesn't do what Texans need, he does what his bosses in Washington want.

26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

For clarity's sake, he "liked" a tweet with a an incest porn video.

And it was on September 11th. LOL. 

 

FIFY 

6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

FIFY 

Was it incest? I thought it was just naughty librarian from the picture I saw online.  I suppose the heart wants what it wants, right?

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Every time she goes on these cringe spineless bootlicker comments, I think of this Orbit commercial

 

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I still expect him to win but perhaps this will be his last go-round as he's 68.

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68 is just getting started for D.C. politicians.  It's like he's still in AA-ball in the player development cycle.

3 hours ago, thepop said:

 

I saw that today; what an odd take by her campaign.

Gardner says he will vote for appointee

50 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Also, hire some real actors Kelly. 

Pretty long shot that she'd hire a union member....

He really is shook

 

3 hours ago, G650 said:

Gardner says he will vote for appointee

of course.  He's losing either way.  May as well keep getting invited to the GOP orgies. 

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He really is shook
 

It might be petty, it’s certainly not healthy, but I want to destroy this man. Not just politically, but I want him curled up in the fetal position on his bathroom floor wondering where his life went wrong. He is the epitome of everything that is wrong with politics in this country and he deserves to spend the rest of his sad, lonely life in agony.

It might be petty, it’s certainly not healthy, but I want to destroy this man. Not just politically, but I want him curled up in the fetal position on his bathroom floor wondering where his life went wrong. He is the epitome of everything that is wrong with politics in this country and he deserves to spend the rest of his sad, lonely life in agony.

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7 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Was it incest? I thought it was just naughty librarian from the picture I saw online.  I suppose the heart wants what it wants, right?

DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH

1 hour ago, thepop said:

He really is shook

 

I hope nobody donated to that spineless cunt.

1 hour ago, thepop said:

He really is shook

 

That is a coward who knows his farcical construct of what it means to be a senator is coming to an end. 

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:


It might be petty, it’s certainly not healthy, but I want to destroy this man. Not just politically, but I want him curled up in the fetal position on his bathroom floor wondering where his life went wrong. He is the epitome of everything that is wrong with politics in this country and he deserves to spend the rest of his sad, lonely life in agony.

as opposed to curled up in the fetal position in his bathroom floor covered in jizz, which he enjoys?

Harrison and Espy got my money today. Let’s keep this going motherfuckers. 

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Donated to a political campaign for the first time ever. Steve Bullock, Alan Gross, Theresa Greenfield, Jaime Harrison, Mike Espy, and even Doug Jones (mostly cause of Bama Chick) got some money.  I don’t think my contributions are going to put anyone over the line, but it just makes me feel better to think maybe, just maybe, I had a little to do with these GOP assholes going down.

 

1 hour ago, Voldemort86 said:

I hope nobody donated to that spineless cunt.

I for some bizarro algorhythm keep getting facebook ads for him.  The last one was with special guest star Nikki Haley.  Does the campaign pay by the click?  If I click on his begging for money nonsense, does his campaign have to pay for it?

56 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

I for some bizarro algorhythm keep getting facebook ads for him.  The last one was with special guest star Nikki Haley.  Does the campaign pay by the click?  If I click on his begging for money nonsense, does his campaign have to pay for it?

Wish I knew. If it was true, I’d click away too.

Donated to a political campaign for the first time ever. Steve Bullock, Alan Gross, Theresa Greenfield, Jaime Harrison, Mike Espy, and even Doug Jones (mostly cause of Bama Chick) got some money.  I don’t think my contributions are going to put anyone over the line, but it just makes me feel better to think maybe, just maybe, I had a little to do with these GOP assholes going down.

Aw, thanks!

My daughter texted me yesterday so excited because she just joined the College Democrats at Auburn and they did a Zoom phone bank and raised $3200 in two hours and Jones actually joined their call for 30 minutes.

These young people are trying and putting in some work. I just pray they all vote!
6 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

It was about a woman who looks like his wife walking in on her husband screwing someone else, and then deciding she was ok with it and that it was hot.

I am sure Heidi was thrilled.  

So basically the best possible adultery outcome that’s like a 1/1000 shot of happening in the real world?  Bold move Ted. Let’s see how that pays off. 

8 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

I hope nobody donated to that spineless cunt.

Unfortunately I think once the hearing start and he gets to showboat and whine about how he, dotard and Kavanaugh are the real victims, the cash will flow like wine.  Regrettably  this is probably gonna save him cause “conservatives” love being cast as the ultimate victim.

9 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

of course.  He's losing either way.  May as well keep getting invited to the GOP orgies. 

This.  He’s done.  If he wants a career on K street, it’s whatever McConnell wants.  What are Dean Heller and Kelly Ayotte doing these days?  

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Aw, thanks!

My daughter texted me yesterday so excited because she just joined the College Democrats at Auburn and they did a Zoom phone bank and raised $3200 in two hours and Jones actually joined their call for 30 minutes.

These young people are trying and putting in some work. I just pray they all vote!

I was in Montegomery in August and was blown away by the Jones signs in Old Cloverdale.  I mean I still think he’s gonna lose, but it’s not due to lack of effort.

My kid will be an Alabama resident starting in two weeks. 

Hopefully he'll have time to register in time to vote for Jones.  Unfortunately, he won't be able to vote for Harrison anymore. 

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

These young people are trying and putting in some work. I just pray they all vote!

I would think that if they are putting in actual work, voting is a foregone conclusion.

11 hours ago, thepop said:

He really is shook

 

Wow, that’s somebody who is not very confident.   Also, laughing that they have the votes, but not even a nominee yet.  

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

Unfortunately I think once the hearing start and he gets to showboat and whine about how he, dotard and Kavanaugh are the real victims, the cash will flow like wine.  Regrettably  this is probably gonna save him cause “conservatives” love being cast as the ultimate victim.

The cash won’t flow if they don’t think he will win.   

I admit I know very little about it, but Hegar's campaign really seems to be dropping the ball. 

 

36 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I admit I know very little about it, but Hegar's campaign really seems to be dropping the ball. 

 

What campaign?

What a waste of $6.7 million

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

My kid will be an Alabama resident starting in two weeks. 

Hopefully he'll have time to register in time to vote for Jones.  Unfortunately, he won't be able to vote for Harrison anymore. 

Really? Can he not cast a vote for Harrison because he won't be in the state lines?

 

41 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I admit I know very little about it, but Hegar's campaign really seems to be dropping the ball. 

 

Yeah, Here and Sima in TX-2 are one note shitty candidates thus far. Isn't that right @Doc Sam Beckett?

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

My kid will be an Alabama resident starting in two weeks. 

Hopefully he'll have time to register in time to vote for Jones.  Unfortunately, he won't be able to vote for Harrison anymore. 

Everyone in South Carolina can vote absentee for this election. They passed a bill saying so 6 days ago. 

https://www.scvotes.gov/new-absentee-rules-2020-general-election

There is some heavy anti-Lindsay Graham sentiment out there. I imagine that most people donating to Harrison know zero about him other than he's running against Graham.

14 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

There is some heavy anti-Lindsay Graham sentiment out there. I imagine that most people donating to Harrison know zero about him other than he's running against Graham.

I realize the absurdity of this statement before I make it, and yet as I consider it before typing, I feel pretty certain this isn't really entirely hyperbole for effect, or humor:

If this were an actual scenario, I would vote for Bill Cosby before I would vote for Lindsey Graham. And it's not even close. And I'm rather enjoying Bill Cosby rotting in prison. 

12 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:


It might be petty, it’s certainly not healthy, but I want to destroy this man. Not just politically, but I want him curled up in the fetal position on his bathroom floor wondering where his life went wrong. He is the epitome of everything that is wrong with politics in this country and he deserves to spend the rest of his sad, lonely life in agony.

and triple that for Moscow Mitch.  fuck that puto

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I admit I know very little about it, but Hegar's campaign really seems to be dropping the ball. 

 

Her campaign stinks.  I’ll still vote for her and hope she only loses to stale cornyn by 7-8 points, but she’s not good and she’s not winning.
 

I saw an ad for her about an hour ago and it was the same “shooting at the taliban while hanging from the helicopter” story. She’s not as bad as lupe Valdez, but man we have got to improve our statewide candidate quality.

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19 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Her campaign stinks.  I’ll still vote for her and hope she only loses to stale cornyn by 7-8 points, but she’s not good and she’s not winning.
 

I saw an ad for her about an hour ago and it was the same “shooting at the taliban while hanging from the helicopter” story. She’s not as bad as lupe Valdez, but man we have got to improve our statewide candidate quality.

 

And I guess losing an eye isn't quite as bad as contracting a terrible case of Fournier's Gangrene.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Really? Can he not cast a vote for Harrison because he won't be in the state lines?

 

Yeah, Here and Sima in TX-2 are one note shitty candidates thus far. Isn't that right @Doc Sam Beckett?

Has Sima been bad? Does she have a chance?

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My kid will be an Alabama resident starting in two weeks. 
Hopefully he'll have time to register in time to vote for Jones.  Unfortunately, he won't be able to vote for Harrison anymore. 

He should be fine -

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But whatever he does, do not do absentee voting. The rules in Alabama are absolutely ridiculous and we do not have early voting. So he’ll have to stand in line on Election Day.

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Happy to have another vote for Doug Jones! Where is he moving to?
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