Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

19 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

Internal, so take with the appropriate amount of salt. However, watching that spineless, crying little bitch lose would be the 2nd best result of the night.

Flaming Elmo

  • Replies 4.3k
  • Views 246.3k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Chuckie Finster
    Chuckie Finster

    It might be petty, it’s certainly not healthy, but I want to destroy this man. Not just politically, but I want him curled up in the fetal position on his bathroom floor wondering where his life went

  • hornmpa96
    hornmpa96

    Until 2016, I was a lifelong Republican. In 2016, I couldn’t vote for either Trump or Clinton and so I threw away my vote on Gary Johnson. All of my concerns about a Trump Presidency have been realize

Posted Images

Another round of donations to Harrison is warranted 

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Flaming Elmo

giphy.gif

18 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This makes me rock hard.

Gonna need to call my doctor today

9 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

His numbers are starting to go down on predict it.  He wouldn’t be going on Fox News to beg every night like a miserable little cunt if he wasn’t actually in trouble. I think the threat is real.

Reminds me a lot of Beto vs Cruz.

No doubting this race is now a tossup.

Edited by thepop

Best poll yet

 

8 minutes ago, thepop said:

Best poll yet

 

rhyming leonardo dicaprio GIF
 

 

ive said it many times before. Tillis is a pussy and a worthless senator. It seems like the trumpster NC republicans hate him, and most moderates / independents don’t like him either. 
 

he needs to go.

Graham will get some decent tv time with the scotus confirmation hearings. My guess is that he will duplicate his faux outrage that he used at the kavanaugh hearings. Confirming the justice is the lowest priority for the confirmation hearings. 

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Graham will get some decent tv time with the scotus confirmation hearings. My guess is that he will duplicate his faux outrage that he used at the kavanaugh hearings. Confirming the justice is the lowest priority for the confirmation hearings. 

image.jpeg.282d117d0b58c26d2622cef79377d577.jpeg

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

image.jpeg.282d117d0b58c26d2622cef79377d577.jpeg

Her Graham impression is funny. I also think Baldwins Trump impression is great, but SNL missed a golden opportunity. They should have had a woman play Trump. His head would have exploded. 

1 hour ago, troph said:

The black candidate in a black state and the homophobia with a gay candidate are elements Beto vs Cruz didn’t have though.

Also Jamie Harrison isn’t treating his campaign like an apology tour. I don’t think I’ve ever been as disappointed in a candidate as I was in Beto. He wasted a great campaign strategy

I wonder what race he will lose next. Governor? A moral victory against Greg Abbott would be on-brand.

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

image.jpeg.282d117d0b58c26d2622cef79377d577.jpeg

The dem senators give the gop senators nothing to go on at the confirmation hearings.  Either ask zero questions or just use their time to remind the viewers how much trump is not the law & order president. Hell, ask Barrett what she thinks of trump and his past behavior. And if she doesn’t take the bait, use the tv time to remind her of trumps attitude and behavior towards women.

 

12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Graham will get some decent tv time with the scotus confirmation hearings. My guess is that he will duplicate his faux outrage that he used at the kavanaugh hearings. Confirming the justice is the lowest priority for the confirmation hearings. 

In order to avoid that, Dems shouldn't even bother with asking questions. There is no skeleton in the closet bad enough to prevent Republicans from confirming her.  She could be a serial killing cannibal. It wouldn't matter. The hearing is entirely pointless. 

Was on YouTube yesterday and a Cornyn ad popped up. It's the only place I've seen one, although he keeps calling/emailing.

Edited by Mrs Whiggins

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I don’t believe they are really tied, but threw her $20 anyway. 

16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I don't care if this isn't true, it makes me feel better. Threw her $50 

7 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Was on YouTube yesterday and a Cornyn ad popped up. It's the only place I've seen one, although he keeps calling/emailing.

Cornyns campaign are showing Tv ads in Big TV markets  constantly where he’s wearing a mask and talking about working with Democrats to protect women. I don’t think he understands his base. 

59 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Also Jamie Harrison isn’t treating his campaign like an apology tour. I don’t think I’ve ever been as disappointed in a candidate as I was in Beto. He wasted a great campaign strategy

I wonder what race he will lose next. Governor? A moral victory against Greg Abbott would be on-brand.

He might as well run for Governor. Our last candidate was so awful I couldn’t even vote for her.

59 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The dem senators give the gop senators nothing to go on at the confirmation hearings.  Either ask zero questions or just use their time to remind the viewers how much trump is not the law & order president. Hell, ask Barrett what she thinks of trump and his past behavior. And if she doesn’t take the bait, use the tv time to remind her of trumps attitude and behavior towards women.

 

I think each dem senator should play a tape of either Barret herself, or a GOP senator stating that Obama should not nominate a SC justice during an election year then simply say “ Do you agree with what this person (including yourself) said or were they wrong?”  Over and over again....

  • Popular Post

BAH GOD ITS DOUG JONES FROM THE TOP ROPE

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

BAH GOD ITS DOUG JONES FROM THE TOP ROPE

lol, awesome

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

BAH GOD ITS DOUG JONES FROM THE TOP ROPE

I love you.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

BAH GOD ITS DOUG JONES FROM THE TOP ROPE

Let’s drink whiskey and get in a fight with some shitkickers.

Senators Murphy, Schatz, Booker (and should-be senate candidate Julian Castro) raised 300k for Hegar today just by tweeting.

 

5 hours ago, thepop said:

Senators Murphy, Schatz, Booker (and should-be senate candidate Julian Castro) raised 300k for Hegar today just by tweeting.

 

Republicans think we’re cheating with the fundraising.

 

 

hahahaha

Gonna need Arizona to send me my ballot soon

 

20 hours ago, thepop said:

Best poll yet

 

Saw that and was like- yikes. Tullis really running 8-10 points behind the Donald?  That and the 38% don’t make much sense together. I’ve had this as D for a long time but I will sell you all the double digit results you want to buy. 

19 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Also Jamie Harrison isn’t treating his campaign like an apology tour. I don’t think I’ve ever been as disappointed in a candidate as I was in Beto. He wasted a great campaign strategy

I wonder what race he will lose next. Governor? A moral victory against Greg Abbott would be on-brand.

And end up somehow with a win out of the deal. Every time he fails he fails up. 

8 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Fuck.

Them.

ALL.

31 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Is there any real surprise that the Trump campaign is run exactly like the Trump administration? They have been thinking about 1 hour ahead of themselves for the past 4 years. And that is probably being generous.

I don't know the local TV ad buy system but wouldn't TV stations require some nonrefundable deposits in advance and then full payment leading up to the date? i wonder if the Trump campaign is walking away from money they've already spent because they can't pay the rest of the bill. 

Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

they can't pay the rest of the bill. 

"Doesn't pay its bills" is the fucking official motto of the Trump campaign.  No entity should take paid advertising from them except if paid in actual cash, up front.  I'm talking stacks of paper money -- no electronic shit that they can try to claw back.

Man, I wish Hawley wasn't safe in MO. He's got a ways to go before his term is done.

7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don't know the local TV ad buy system but wouldn't TV stations require some nonrefundable deposits in advance and then full payment leading up to the date? i wonder if the Trump campaign is walking away from money they've already spent because they can't pay the rest of the bill. 

given that it's the Trump Administration, i'm guessing they put no money down and are just walking away from the scheduled ad times.  i'm sure somebody has actual insight into how this works. however, you'd think that if a TV station could assume any entity would have money to pay for ads such that it wouldn't need an upfront deposit, it would be the incumbent fucking POTUS running for re-election.  but this is Trump.  a broke ass businessman who stiffs service providers as a matter of course.  so you shouldn't assume he has any money to pay upfront.

at least the TV stations canceled the spots in time to try and find a replacement.  you know damn well the Trump campaign was asking the TV stations to run the ads and then pay them later (which it wouldn't do).

I wonder how much I could get ebaying my vote for either Gardner or Hickenlooper here in CO?

5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

you know damn well the Trump campaign was asking the TV stations to run the ads and then pay them later (which it wouldn't do).

Yeah.....at this point, anyone who lets anyone or any entity even remotely affiliated with Trump conduct any transaction on credit is criminally stupid.

If I had a restaurant and the Trump team came in, I'd make them pay cash for the meal up front, before I even brought out an iced tea.

I've read that local TV requires full payment upfront before the ad airs. But I don't know how much it costs to reserve a time. I would assume the closer one gets to the air date, the more the TV station requires. but I don't know.

Too many campaigns run out of money and never pay heir debts. I bet mainly small vendors, like local printers get stiffed on the bills because they were too naive.

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I've read that local TV requires full payment upfront before the ad airs. 

This is what I learned from watching Better Call Saul.

Edited by Horn Dog

What happened to all of the dark money? The Koch funding and all that? I have a hard time buying that they're thinking, well we're getting our judges for the next 50 plus years so we're done. All spent? All in Trump's ginormous pockets of his slacks?

Rare inflection point in American history (govt should do more) = widen the map.

image.png.01de354110853924e5042a5653acc3f5.png

54 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Rare inflection point in American history (govt should do more) = widen the map.

image.png.01de354110853924e5042a5653acc3f5.png

"Do you think the government should do more or less?" is kind of a silly question.

I think government should do more to:

  • provide a quality baseline public education
  • combat foreign election interference
  • remove profit as a motive in healthcare
  • include pandemic preparedness in the constitutional mandate to "provide for the common defense"
  • Be a shining example of democracy to the world

I think government should do less to:

  • undermine our own elections
  • involve us in foreign conflicts unnecessarily
  • put kids in cages
  • cozy up to despotic totalitarian regimes
19 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

I hate that guy.

 

he knows he’s going to win, he’s just trying to run up the score.

Cornyn and Rep. Roger Williams have been throwing out some serious BS on healthcare and or existing conditions in the Austin market tv ads. Here’s to hoping MJ and Julie Oliver can put that shit on blast.

33 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Cornyn and Rep. Roger Williams have been throwing out some serious BS on healthcare and or existing conditions in the Austin market tv ads. Here’s to hoping MJ and Julie Oliver can put that shit on blast.

Hey, did you know MJ was in a helicopter crash?

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.