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That fat, dick-chugging son of a bitch.

Fuck his brother, too.

And their parents.

Yes, this needs its own thread.

ou sucks

16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

That fat, dick-chugging son of a bitch.

Fuck his brother, too.

And their parents.

Yes, this needs its own thread.

ou sucks

I like the cut of your jib.

 

In conclusion, ou sucks.

6 hours ago, Horny Bull said:

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Looks all squished on mobile. Sad. 

Edited by jofus

23 hours ago, Horny Bull said:

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Rep every time I see this gif

He should have kept coaching. Could have could have gone out in a blaze of glory in the Cotton Bowl. 

 

 

 

Just just like his dad did. 

Edited by Surly Bevo

I also support this thread.

Fuck him right in the chin. 
Just kidding, he has no chin. 
Fuck him right in his no chin. 

Fuck him right in his goiter
On 3/27/2018 at 9:44 PM, Horny Bull said:

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One of the greatest gifs/ms paint ever.

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On 3/28/2018 at 10:36 PM, Neonmoon said:

I support this thread 

BYU has scoreboard on the Sooners! 1994 got the coach fired 2009 showed how soft the Heisman boy was.

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You know those fake business name generators you can find online?

Strawberry rock n roll tequila sounds more like something generated by one of those than something that should actually exist.
38 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

His tequila bottles would be shaped that way.

Someone else must have already trademarked Penis-flavored Jazz Schnapps.

Disgusting. The tequila sounds bad, too. 

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Hey Bob, how many dicks have you sucked in the past 5 minutes?

Visiting Carmel California there is a restaurant that has celebrities sign the wall of the stairwell that goes to the upper level. This raging asshole’s signature is twice the size of the next biggest and several times the size of the average. 

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3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Visiting Carmel California there is a restaurant that has celebrities sign the wall of the stairwell that goes to the upper level. This raging asshole’s signature is twice the size of the next biggest and several times the size of the average. 

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Lot of dicksucking dudes out that way.  Makes sense…

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Visiting Carmel California there is a restaurant that has celebrities sign the wall of the stairwell that goes to the upper level. This raging asshole’s signature is twice the size of the next biggest and several times the size of the average. 

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Thujone needs to go draw a dick in the middle of that signature

Says blOU wanted to bring Okie Lite along but SEC not interested...

 

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