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Would be funny if all this was traced back to Tucker owning an Alexa.  

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

it is good for America to protect its citizens from known adversaries that try to manipulate its citizens 

Fox News continues to spew anti-American rhetoric. It is working. It is dividing the country. 

The Fox News crowd is angry that they can't talk to Russians without anybody knowing.

But if somebody in Russia called Hunter Biden, you can bet it would be 24/7 coverage on Fox News.

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She fine. 
Looks like that dude from the Temple of Doom to me bro.
But clearly she captured your heart.

^
What you did there.  I seen't it.  

Now then, I'll be 'round...shortly.

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Tucker: "Should we even trust black men to be cops? CAN we trust them? They're mostly radical marxist criminal thugs! Would you hire Osama Bin Laden to protect your church?!"

19 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Tucker: "Should we even trust black men to be cops? CAN we trust them? They're mostly radical marxist criminal thugs! Would you hire Osama Bin Laden to protect your church?!"

You made that up, right?  It’s hard to tell for sure these days. 

On 7/22/2021 at 12:38 AM, atomheartbevo said:

 

Meh. Needs a flag or an eagle or some shit in the header. Doesn’t look official

Where can I send this man a beer?

 
 

Incredible

I hope he never is allowed in public again without being told he’s a piece of shit to his face 

supposedly, he's a decent angler.  So he can only be 99% trash.  What cracks me up is the watch he wears to go fishing.  Reminds me of the little ladies watch that Trump wears to go golfing/play tennis. 

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What cracks me up is the watch he wears to go fishing.  Reminds me of the little ladies watch that Trump wears to go golfing/play tennis. 

That's the fashion of the day for anglers with waists bigger than their chests. They think it makes them look like Brad Pitt in A River Runs Through It

What the...?!: - 'A River Runs Through It' Open Thread

 

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Technical hoodies are so much better.

Tucker's eating up all of this attention.  

22 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Swalwell should have left Tucker’s phone number visible in the screen shot.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Tucker's eating up all of this attention.  

He looks scared to me. Here is a little more. 

When a local fly fishing guide spotted Tucker Carlson at a sporting goods store in Livingston, Montana, he did not waste time. “You are the worst human being known to mankind. I want you to know that,” Dan Bailey can be heard telling Carlson in a video posted to his Instagram page Friday night.

Bailey wrote, “This man has killed more people with vaccine misinformation, he has supported extreme racism, he is a fascist and does more to rip this country apart than anyone that calls themselves an American.”

“This person has no affiliation with our business, other than he shares the same name as our founder, who passed away in 1982. To be clear, we treat every customer equally and respectfully. Our staff was professional and cordial to Mr. Carlson, as we are with all of our customers,” the store’s owner, Dale Sexton, said in a statement.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-tucker-carlson-worst-human-being-montana-20210725-bdumunqblvfb3dbpodkh7k3csy-story.html

Tucker shouldn't be so cocky. That's grizzly country. The free people there aren't trapped in the Fox News Silo. 

The country around Livingston is beautiful. An excellent movie shot there is Certain Women. 

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Certain Women Trailer (2016)

 

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i’m hiring that guide and i’m giving him a gargantuan tip at the end of the trip…regardless of whether he produces.  

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Tucker's eating up all of this attention.  

He didn't look too confident.

And I bet this shit bugs him, because he's used to one of two things - being able to spout shit without anybody giving him any negative face-to-face feedback, and/or having people fawn all over him.

Tucker is surprised that guy doesn't understand he's playing a character on tv 

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Tucker named his son "Buckley".

That's up there with fucking Kyle Busch naming his son "Brexton" (I think @RPM has commented on that before).

It's like they want their sons to get their asses kicked, and to be mocked behind their backs.

Might as well just have named them Sue.

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tucker is surprised that guy doesn't understand he's playing a character on tv 

And Tucker should know that the character he plays may end up getting him into a place he can’t come back from. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

He didn't look too confident.

And I bet this shit bugs him, because he's used to one of two things - being able to spout shit without anybody giving him any negative face-to-face feedback, and/or having people fawn all over him.

Especially white fishing guide demographic.

Today’s best watch, even better than the USA going gold and silver in the 400m IM.

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Spellfucked

9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Where can I send this man a beer?

 

 

Compliments to this man for being so cool. When Carlson puts his hands on him he resisted what I would have felt as an unstoppable urge to propel him away from me into the tables and chairs with a mighty shove. 

This guy was better than that. He does it with talk. And it's beautiful.

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Carlson is trying to charm his way out of might be an impending beatdown:  "I appreciate that, I appreciate that."

Well, dipshit, this guy doesn't appreciate you, nor does a majority of the country.

14 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

He looks scared to me. Here is a little more. 

Tucker shouldn't be so cocky. That's grizzly country. The free people there aren't trapped in the Fox News Silo. 

 

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Have you BEEN to Montana??? People like Mr Bailey are rarer than the grizzly. For the record, there are only and estimated 800 grizzlies up here. 

1 hour ago, Burt said:

Have you BEEN to Montana??? People like Mr Bailey are rarer than the grizzly. For the record, there are only and estimated 800 grizzlies up here. 

But it only takes one to fuck your shit up. 

Fly fisherman here.  Going fishing in Montana and telling Tucker to fuck off sounds like the perfect vacation!

I'll just re-up this, as the poor, poor snowflake goads his audience into harassing people, but can't take it when it comes back to him.

 

Conflicted on this one

 

Conflicted on this one
 
If that guy's a comedian, then I'm an NBA power forward.

Compared to Carlson he may be a comedian...puke to poop, whatever

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2 hours ago, lmao said:
Conflicted on this one
 

If that guy's a comedian, then I'm an NBA power forward.

True. What specifically did you disagree with?

8 hours ago, Burt said:

Have you BEEN to Montana??? People like Mr Bailey are rarer than the grizzly. For the record, there are only and estimated 800 grizzlies up here. 

What are you implying here?

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Never raised his voice. Never got in his face. Never threatened physical violence. Just matter-of-factly told him what a worthless, waste of space he is.

Get fucked Fox

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Never raised his voice. Never got in his face. Never threatened physical violence. Just matter-of-factly told him what a worthless, waste of space he is.

Get fucked Fox

Body slamming an actual reporter gets you elected governor of Montana. 

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Never raised his voice. Never got in his face. Never threatened physical violence. Just matter-of-factly told him what a worthless, waste of space he is.

Get fucked Fox

I still don’t think this was far enough, but good on him for staying out of handcuffs. 

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Never raised his voice. Never got in his face. Never threatened physical violence. Just matter-of-factly told him what a worthless, waste of space he is.

Get fucked Fox

Yeah I thought he was very calm, especially when Tucker started to put his hand lightly in his chest.  

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Grift or not if Fox News viewers can listen to someone espousing progressive policies like M4A I'm for it. If Dems actually fought for progressive policies people wouldn't have to go on Tucker fucking Carlson to get their message out. 

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I still don’t think this was far enough, but good on him for staying out of handcuffs. 

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

Yeah I thought he was very calm, especially when Tucker started to put his hand lightly in his chest.  

Tucker was definitely losing his cool, but unless they've changed things legally, the 19th century laws are still on the books in Montana and once Tucker touched him, I think that guy legally had the right to mount Tucker and show his dominance over Tucker.  I think it would have been allowed since this was on private property and they did not appear to be in the view of any unmarried women or children under the age of 11, and it was not on a Sunday (or least before 2pm on Sunday, my memory is hazy).

 If Tucker's wife had been around, I think at his behest, she would have had to take his place in the mounting ritual, and allowed herself to be mounted for a minimum of 4 minutes, 20 seconds, not to exceed 10 minutes, 30 seconds (although there are reports of wives taking their husband's place in the mounting and subsequently allowing themselves to be mounted for hours on end, much to the consternation of their husbands).

If, however, she was able to produce a $20 gold piece or two cords of firewood within an agreed-upon time, with the cord size based on the 1879 Montana Standard Cord Unit (MSCU) of 180 cubic feet and not the 1873 MSCU of 176 cubic feet (the 1879 MSCU was adopted as the official cord measurement when Montana became a state in 1889), then Tucker would have had to allow himself to be mounted. That may sound odd and a bit barbaric/primitive, that a wife could be compelled to take a husband's place, but the courts ruled in 1891 that there should be a way out for the wife if she produces the Double Eagle or the 2 MSCU's, since it's not technically her fault he wronged another person.  There's even some debate among legal scholars in Montana these days as to whether she can be compelled to substitute for her husband in the mounting ritual or produce the Double Eagle (which in 2021 is worth over $1,000) or two cords of wood, since Montana voters struck down the law in 2014 that stated wives are the property of their husbands.

If he was flying solo and his wife was not around, or she was around and could produce the Double Eagle or firewood, he would have to voluntarily subject himself to being mounted for a minimum of 9 minutes 30 seconds, and not to exceed 13 minutes, 15 seconds. Regardless of who gets mounted, a record of the mounting must be filed within 24 hours at the county courthouse.

The fishing guide seemed pretty nice though, and/or did not want to be filmed mounting Tucker.

 

 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What are you implying here?

What are you inferring?

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