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5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Oh boy! Sounds like the chrispy household is so much fun

Well, 3 children under 5 can be exhausting. We’re unsure of a 4th just yet, but we’ve got to do our part to keep the Republican Party youthful. 

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Tucker is saying "dirty Mexican" because he's a racist, just like you and your entire family. 

All right wingers are racist. All of them. Racism is the common denominator, 2nd to greed and sociopathology.

Everything that happened today in rw politics is essentially the consequence of racism.

5 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Jesus Christ. Winding down a long day of daily routines, work, commuting, and kids shit, and then you decide that a good way to tie a bow on the day is to watch cable TV news yak yak daily outrage bullshit? 

To each their own, but that sounds like hell on earth. 

Ha, honestly it’s rare that I catch more than 15 or 20 minutes of his show per week. I just happened to watch Tucker’s intro last night strangely. 

28 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

don't forget tom selleck hawking reverse mortgages, and catheter companies.

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Nm.

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50 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

I’ve been called worse. 

She’s not a cable news person by any stretch. But if we get the kids down in a timely manner we’ll catch Tucker from time to time. 

also, never forget:

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she looks filthy. such a tragedy, and this is an example of the people trying to escape a terrible place and come here for a better life.

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4 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

also, never forget:

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she looks filthy. such a tragedy, and this is an example of the people trying to escape a terrible place and come here for a better life.

In a dim lit room with hundreds of computer screens blaring out artificial light images...

”Chrispy” adjusts his headset, takes another bite out of his stale sandwich, and begins slowly tapping on the keyboard his reply. 

2 hours ago, Mole said:

I’m not concerned with their intent, just that it represented a small step away from a healthy society.

It would be an extremely unhealthy society that placed a legal or even moral obligation on private actors to platform the speech of other private citizens. How would it even work? Ideology quotas?

Who would enforce them? How would they even be described?

No, my friend, this is simply the marketplace of ideas at work, and white men are really upset about it because they no longer have absolutist control over every sphere of American existence.

48 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Well, 3 children under 5 can be exhausting. We’re unsure of a 4th just yet, but we’ve got to do our part to keep the Republican Party youthful. 

You're going to have at least two liberal Democrats and at least as many drug addicts.

Have fun.

22 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

also, never forget:

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she looks filthy. such a tragedy, and this is an example of the people trying to escape a terrible place and come here for a better life.

I feel badly for economic migrants and understand their plight, but they should not be given asylum. 

After this post, everyone who quotes Chrispy is gay.

No take-backs, double-stamped.

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You're going to have at least two liberal Democrats and at least as many drug addicts.

Have fun.

Not all democrats are drug addicts David, many are, but not all. 

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

After this post, everyone who quotes Chrispy is gay.

No take-backs, double-stamped.

What if he quotes himself?

Just now, DDD Dad said:

What if he quotes himself?

He's not cool or interesting enough to be gay.

The right to free speech does not mean that your free speech comes without consequences.  

 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

The right to free speech does not mean that your free speech comes without consequences.  

 

It does if you're a pussy-ass snowflake.

Plot twist: it turns out that the biggest whiny pussy ass snowflakes in America are self-styled "conservatives."  There's never been a greater collection of gutless pussy ass cowards in human history.  Italian POWs make fun of modern American "conservatives" for their cowardice.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

The right to free speech does not mean that your free speech comes without consequences.  

 

Tucker knows this. He's not stupid. He also knows smoothbrains like Chrispy and cookie boy will lap those words up like a thirsty dog. 

"economic migrants" is the new dog whistle. everyone knows what you mean when you say a phrase like that.

fleeing starvation? economic migrant, who will make the us poorer, dirtier, and and more divided.

fleeing violence? economic migrant, who will make the us poorer, dirtier, and and more divided.

fleeing autocracy? unless it's communist cuba, economic migrant, who will make the us poorer, dirtier, and and more divided.

13 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

"economic migrants" is the new dog whistle. everyone knows what you mean when you say a phrase like that.

fleeing starvation? economic migrant, who will make the us poorer, dirtier, and and more divided.

fleeing violence? economic migrant, who will make the us poorer, dirtier, and and more divided.

fleeing autocracy? unless it's communist cuba, economic migrant, who will make the us poorer, dirtier, and and more divided.

Poorer.  Dirtier.  More divided.

Methinks the Trumpkins need a mirror....

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Tucker is selling a product. To the advertisers. You are the product, if you watch his show. But the advertisers also advertise on other shows, other networks.

What, you thought you were special, Tucker? Sorry, bow tie boy; you're not. You've put your customers, the advertisers, in a tough spot where they have to figure out if your audience is worth the business they'll lose when their regular customers hear that they advertise on the show of a fucking overt racist. Not a good business decision, Tucker. Some of them have decided your audience of racists isn't worth jeopardizing the rest of their customer base. Too bad; whining about it won't help. Maybe stop being racist. Probably too late, though.

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So who is still advertising with him?  Might as well get those organizations to bail, as well. 

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So who is still advertising with him?  Might as well get those organizations to bail, as well. 

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Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

So who is still advertising with him?  Might as well get those organizations to bail, as well. 

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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That's a shame.  Jack McCoy was a tough DA.  I mean, he flirted w/ ethics every now and again but always for justice.  And now he's hawking life insurance for olds. 

1 hour ago, Chrispy said:

Well, 3 children under 5 can be exhausting. We’re unsure of a 4th just yet, but we’ve got to do our part to keep the Republican Party youthful. 

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9 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Just named my dick "Old Glory".

You should probably emphasize the "Old" and minimize the "Glory."

Tucker has my support. As y’all know, I thoroughly enjoyed his latest book. I watch his show when I want to subject myself to political TV. Having a frank discussion about illegal immigration is prime opportunity for those opposed to curbing it to call you a racist and a fascist. I have watched him on TV since he was on Crossfire on CNN. He is not a racist in my book. I will make sure to watch his show tonight and the rest of the week. Keep speaking the truth Tucker.

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5 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Tucker has my support. As y’all know, I thoroughly enjoyed his latest book. I watch his show when I want to subject myself to political TV. Having a frank discussion about illegal immigration is prime opportunity for those opposed to curbing it to call you a racist and a fascist. I have watched him on TV since he was on Crossfire on CNN. He is not a racist in my book. 

You have a book?

Bad news, dude....

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10 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Tucker has my support. As y’all know, I thoroughly enjoyed his latest book. I watch his show when I want to subject myself to political TV. Having a frank discussion about illegal immigration is prime opportunity for those opposed to curbing it to call you a racist and a fascist. I have watched him on TV since he was on Crossfire on CNN. He is not a racist in my book. I will make sure to watch his show tonight and the rest of the week. Keep speaking the truth Tucker.

Lol.  You’re a special brand of stupid.  As if your dumbass watching him has any bearing on anything.  Hey, a billion dollar company dropped Tucker, let’s discuss... Cue shit for brains walking in...’Well, I’m still gonna watch him!!!!’

I’m sure Tucker can feel good about some cocksucker in Houston watching him. I promise Tucker and your parents are very proud of you.  Good job/good effort.  

I never will understand why you lefties can't say the word illegal (contrary to or forbidden by law, especially criminal law). It's really not hard. Come on, let's all say it together----il·le·gal

I just said it out loud 10 times. What now? What happens?

Is something supposed to appear?

Asylum seekers are not illegal. We've been over this, my dude.

2 minutes ago, Turkleton said:

I never will understand why you lefties can't say the word illegal (contrary to or forbidden by law, especially criminal law). It's really not hard. Come on, let's all say it together----il·le·gal

I was just told, by the attorney for the president of the united states, that breaking the law is no big deal.  

So, you'll understand my confusion at the cognitive dissonance emanating from the MAGA crowd.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I was just told, by the attorney for the president of the united states, that breaking the law is no big deal.  

So, you'll understand my confusion at the cognitive dissonance emanating from the MAGA crowd.

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10 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I just said it out loud 10 times. What now? What happens?

Is something supposed to appear?

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15 minutes ago, Turkleton said:

I never will understand why you lefties can't say the word illegal (contrary to or forbidden by law, especially criminal law). It's really not hard. Come on, let's all say it together----il·le·gal

You mean illegal, like colluding with a foreign government to steal an election, or like laundering Russian oligarchs' money, or like committing campaign finance felonies, or like profiting from foreign investments while president, or like obstructing justice, or like raping 17 women?  That kind of illegal?

But Hillary did bad shit, too!

Okay.  Fair enough.  Then they should each be removed from all offices currently held.  Obviously.  Right?

50 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Tucker has my support. As y’all know, I thoroughly enjoyed his latest book. I watch his show when I want to subject myself to political TV. Having a frank discussion about illegal immigration is prime opportunity for those opposed to curbing it to call you a racist and a fascist. I have watched him on TV since he was on Crossfire on CNN. He is not a racist in my book. I will make sure to watch his show tonight and the rest of the week. Keep speaking the truth Tucker.

That’s because you’re a moron

34 minutes ago, Turkleton said:

I never will understand why you lefties can't say the word illegal (contrary to or forbidden by law, especially criminal law). It's really not hard. Come on, let's all say it together----il·le·gal

Damn. You got this post shoved right up your fucking ass, you dolt. 

 

Illegal.

4 hours ago, Chrispy said:

Rest easy everyone, the offended Twitter mob is out for blood. I watched this live and didn’t think twice about his comments, nor did my wife for that matter. 

And what does that prove?

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

We plan to try to say what’s true until the last day.

Really? I'm still waiting for the first day that they'll say something true.

Btw, Tucker didn’t even say ILLEGAL immigration makes us poorer, dirtier and divided.  He said MASS immigration does this.  So, there’s really not even an alternative explanation to the clip.  He just spells it out that he doesn’t like foreigners, regardless of legality. 

I will just refer you back to the John Oliver clip I posted yesterday in Caravan thread.

2 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Tucker has my support. As y’all know, I thoroughly enjoyed his latest book. I watch his show when I want to subject myself to political TV. Having a frank discussion about illegal immigration is prime opportunity for those opposed to curbing it to call you a racist and a fascist. I have watched him on TV since he was on Crossfire on CNN. He is not a racist in my book. I will make sure to watch his show tonight and the rest of the week. Keep speaking the truth Tucker.

You spank it while watching Tucker, don't you? 

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