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If the GQP is truly all-in on titty-shaming, they are forever dead to me. WTF? I’M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

If the GQP is truly all-in on titty-shaming, they are forever dead to me. WTF? I’M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

No shit.Ā 

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Bet he didn’t say word one about this -

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That was our first lady.Ā  Still can't believe it.

26 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Bet he didn’t say word one about this -

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17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That was our first lady.Ā  Still can't believe it.

I have no problem that our former first lady was a Eurotrash whore.Ā  The only problem I have is that Maga thinks she was classy compared to other former first ladies and made memes about her style being a plus for her.

Melania Trump Just Decorated The White House Like A Nightmare And The  Internet Is Responding Accordingly

What's Up With Melania Trump's 'I REALLY DON'T CARE. DO U?' Jacket? : NPR

Pictures Melania Doesn't Want You To See

Gotta be the first First Lady with a boob job, and a bad boob job at that.

Fucking skank.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Meanwhile, Trump will never be seen in anything more revealing than an ill-made polo shirt and slacks. Ā And a wristwatch that is too small.

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On 7/6/2022 at 5:02 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Sometimes we’re training the handlers to trigger a positive reaction from the dogs.Ā 

sometimes?

Besides that shitty ā€œI don’t care do u?ā€ jacket and destruction of The Rose Garden that ā€œOverlook Hotel Christmas at The White Houseā€ was the most disgusting thing that plastic salamander of woman foisted on this county.
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30 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Besides that shitty ā€œI don’t care do u?ā€ jacket and destruction of The Rose Garden that ā€œOverlook Hotel Christmas at The White Houseā€ was the most disgusting thing that plastic salamander of woman foisted on this county.
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Destruction of the rose garden?

On 7/6/2022 at 4:11 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Wait, we’re training drug dogs to sniff out ibuprofen now?

No we are not. Ā The handler either instructed that dog to alert on the car, the dog was terribly trained or heroin, cocaine, methamphetamine or TCH had VERY recently been Ā hidden in that car proper or on an occupant in that car. Ā 

Destruction of the rose garden?

Yup.

She tore out all the crabapple trees planted by Jackie Kennedy and all the various rose bushes planted by former First Ladies, going back to the first ones planted by Ellen Wilson in 1913.

And ā€œcreatedā€ this -

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:


Yup.

She tore out all the crabapple trees planted by Jackie Kennedy and all the various rose bushes planted by former First Ladies, going back to the first ones planted by Ellen Wilson in 1913.

And ā€œcreatedā€ this -

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Wow.Ā  What a stupid whore.Ā  I would ask why, but a) I don't want to know and b) I'm sure there was no actual reason.Ā  Unless it was just to be petty.

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That’s called a Brazilian.Ā 

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

That was our first lady.Ā  Still can't believe it.

This is nothing. Michelle Obama once showed her care arms. So there.

10 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Besides that shitty ā€œI don’t care do u?ā€ jacket and destruction of The Rose Garden that ā€œOverlook Hotel Christmas at The White Houseā€ was the most disgusting thing that plastic salamander of woman foisted on this county.
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They’re rich white trash. No class at all.

At least they never managed to change the color scheme on Air Force One to make it look like a Trump jet like they planned.

Besides that shitty ā€œI don’t care do u?ā€ jacket and destruction of The Rose Garden that ā€œOverlook Hotel Christmas at The White Houseā€ was the most disgusting thing that plastic salamander of woman foisted on this county.
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"Plastic salamander of a woman"

You Southern Women sure can turn a phrase
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2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

You Southern Women sure can turn a phrase

If a Southern woman says ā€œBless your heartā€, she’s about to verbally castrate you.

Spot on analysis about Tucker:Ā https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/tucker-carlson-president-highland-park-comments-disqualify-rcna37317

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And yet, he’s also a wimp. He is afraid of a lot of things — CRT,Ā immigrants,Ā vaccine mandates— but lately it’s become clearer what his greatest source of terror is: women in power.

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Just a few days ago,Ā Carlson admitted it plainly: ā€œIn my mind, the archetype of the person that I don’t like is a 38-year-old female white lawyer with a barren personal life.ā€ (Gosh, I wonder how that word ā€œbarrenā€ got in there.)

I’m in the demographic that I’m criticizing but I know more than a handful of 40-60 year old white men that want the old days back when they could say and do what they want without repercussions.Ā 

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54 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’m in the demographic that I’m criticizing but I know more than a handful of 40-60 year old white men that want the old days back when they could say and do what they want without repercussions.Ā 

They might not say the n-word publicly, but they’d love to use the word ā€œcoloredā€ or ā€œboyā€. Ā And bitch and whore.

On 7/7/2022 at 9:52 PM, atomheartbevo said:

In case that link doesn’t work

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Does he always look insane or do the purposefully pause on a frame where he looks like a raving lunatic?

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Tucker’s idol Viktor Orban went to Transylvania today and spoke to ethnic Hungarians in Romania. Ā Key take-aways from the man who will headline CPAC DallasĀ 2022 in a few weeks, and who for sure is not a fascist or Russian asset:

- Western Europeans are all race-mixed and Hungary wants no part of that.

- NATO and the U.S. started the war, time to stop arming Ukraine and have the U.S. and Russia hash out Ukraine’s fate.

- The U.S. used energy as a weapon first and forced Germany into a Russia energy alliance.Ā 

- Ā Time to end sanctions.Ā 

- Hungary wants more Russian gasĀ 
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33 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Tucker’s idol Viktor Orban went to Transylvania today and spoke to ethnic Hungarians in Romania. Ā Key take-aways from the man who will headline CPAC DallasĀ 2022 in a few weeks, and who for sure is not a fascist or Russian asset:

- Western Europeans are all race-mixed and Hungary wants no part of that.

- NATO and the U.S. started the war, time to stop arming Ukraine and have the U.S. and Russia hash out Ukraine’s fate.

- The U.S. used energy as a weapon first and forced Germany into a Russia energy alliance.Ā 

- Ā Time to end sanctions.Ā 

- Hungary wants more Russian gasĀ 
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Any idea if this dude is creating issues with tourism? I poked around briefly, but didn't see anythingĀ 

On 7/7/2022 at 9:52 PM, atomheartbevo said:

In case that link doesn’t work

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Tucker's a real journalist, that's for sure. What a jerk.Ā 

On 7/9/2022 at 7:03 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

They’re rich white trash. No class at all.

At least they never managed to change the color scheme on Air Force One to make it look like a Trump jet like they planned.

Thank God! That was going to be Term 2, or the never ending presidency. They probably wanted the plane exterior to be gold plated. Classy.

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Tucker’s idol Viktor Orban went to Transylvania today and spoke to ethnic Hungarians in Romania. Ā Key take-aways from the man who will headline CPAC DallasĀ 2022 in a few weeks, and who for sure is not a fascist or Russian asset:

- Western Europeans are all race-mixed and Hungary wants no part of that.

- NATO and the U.S. started the war, time to stop arming Ukraine and have the U.S. and Russia hash out Ukraine’s fate.

- The U.S. used energy as a weapon first and forced Germany into a Russia energy alliance.Ā 

- Ā Time to end sanctions.Ā 

- Hungary wants more Russian gasĀ 
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Aren't Hungarians mutts?

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Tucker’s idol Viktor Orban went to Transylvania today and spoke to ethnic Hungarians in Romania. Ā Key take-aways from the man who will headline CPAC DallasĀ 2022 in a few weeks, and who for sure is not a fascist or Russian asset:

- Western Europeans are all race-mixed and Hungary wants no part of that.

- NATO and the U.S. started the war, time to stop arming Ukraine and have the U.S. and Russia hash out Ukraine’s fate.

- The U.S. used energy as a weapon first and forced Germany into a Russia energy alliance.Ā 

- Ā Time to end sanctions.Ā 

- Hungary wants more Russian gasĀ 
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No mention of George Soros?

34 minutes ago, F250 said:

Aren't Hungarians mutts?

ABP- Always Be Projecting

On 7/7/2022 at 9:52 PM, atomheartbevo said:

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I always knew she had some big ass tittays...Ā  Over/under? Hotter than 90% of his regular viewer's wives?

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16 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Next up on Tucker Incel: Should Women be Allowed to Have Bodies?

Tucker and his audience don’t have a problem with women having bodies as long as they are used for their intended purpose.

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Aren't Hungarians mutts?

Magyar barbarian dogs, to be precise. If we’re going all ā€œEuropean white supremacist,ā€ which is what Tucker and Orban are all in on.
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21 hours ago, F250 said:

Aren't Hungarians mutts?

Yep. Ā On the scale of ā€œare they members of Homo sapiensā€, I’d put them somewhere above the Irish, but below the Italians.

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep. Ā On the scale of ā€œare they members of Homo sapiensā€, I’d put them somewhere above the Irish, but below the Italians.

Wait... you're saying that the Italians are ahead of the Irish?Ā Ā 

What kind of fucking nerd wears a suit to a golf tournament?

Maybe it happened and I just don’t recall it but did any of the CNN/MSNBC OTA talent hangout with Clinton or Obama on the regular like the Fox fucksticks do with trump?Ā 

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24 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Maybe it happened and I just don’t recall it but did any of the CNN/MSNBC OTA talent hangout with Clinton or Obama on the regular like the Fox fucksticks do with trump?Ā 

fuck no.

What kind of fucking nerd wears a suit to a golf tournament?

In July with the temps 90+
20 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

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This fuck is standing next to a billionaire at his golf course (2012 membership fee: $300,000) at an event sponsored by fundamentalist Muslim petro-royalty and is going to be on TV tonight bitching about the elites that hate ā€œreal America.ā€Ā 

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3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

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This motherfucker.Ā  I really really hate this motherfucker.Ā  This motherfucking cunt spent 30 years wearing a fucking bow tie every fucking day, and he's calling guys like my kid "weak".Ā  Tucker would last 0.1 seconds if he tangled with my weak, woke, soldier son.Ā  He'd be in a fucking body cast drinking through a straw.

Seriously, is there a single trans and/or female and /or LGBTQ and/or anybody else in the entire US Military that couldn't destroy Tucker Carlson in a fight?Ā  Ā I mean DESTROY him?Ā  BeatĀ  him like a fucking drum?Ā 

I'm not sure exactly how many women or gays or trans folk are over by me at Pendleton, but I'd bet my retirement on any of them over this cunt.Ā  Fuck it, do it "ultimate surrender" style.Ā  Tucker gets his ass beat, and then gets assfucked by some dyke with a strap-on.Ā 

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I got a little worked up, I admit.Ā  I'm still pissed.Ā  I also got suspended on twitter for challenging the cunt to go up to Drum and tell Gen. Beagle and the 10th Mountain crew how weak they are.Ā 

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