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Fucking frozen-food cunt from Country Day. Fuck that guy.

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Tucker and this beef jerky looking CHOKING motherfucker can both go eat glass.



My boy is at Pendleton @Gil Bang - I’m sure he’d be happy to help.

I swear when I was looking at Trump being interviewed the other day I thought it looked like his eyes were more beady than usual.  So I figured he had plastic surgery?  But then I wondered is there a new "beady eyed" facelift now?  Called the Tucker?

 

I was assured that the Communist dems were owned by the chicoms and The Big Guy was getting 10%

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

I was assured that the Communist dems were owned by the chicoms and The Big Guy was getting 10%

Well, you see, it's both.  Cognitive dissonance out front should have told you.

On 7/9/2022 at 6:53 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Melanie showed her bare cooter.  So there.

really? I missed that one.

17 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

really? I missed that one.

That’s because it never happened. It was covered by her hands. Thankfully. 

  • 3 weeks later...

  This was on Tucker Carlson last night. Mark Zuckerberg tells Joe Rogan that Facebook algorithmically censored the Hunter Biden laptop story based on a general request from the FBI to restrict election misinformation. This was just a couple of weeks before the election, when the New York Post had just broken the story. The FBI had the laptop since 2019, so they of course knew it was real. They not only sat on it for a couple of years until the election was over, they actively helped spread the lie that it was Russian misinformation. This was apparently a big reason that Twitter completely censored the story and Facebook partially censored it. The FBI is now directly interfering in our free election process.

1 minute ago, Loather said:

  This was on Tucker Carlson last night. Mark Zuckerberg tells Joe Rogan that Facebook algorithmically censored the Hunter Biden laptop story based on a general request from the FBI to restrict election misinformation. This was just a couple of weeks before the election, when the New York Post had just broken the story. The FBI had the laptop since 2019, so they of course knew it was real. They not only sat on it for a couple of years until the election was over, they actively helped spread the lie that it was Russian misinformation. This was apparently a big reason that Twitter completely censored the story and Facebook partially censored it. The FBI is now directly interfering in our free election process.

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4 minutes ago, Loather said:

  This was on Tucker Carlson last night. Mark Zuckerberg tells Joe Rogan that Facebook algorithmically censored the Hunter Biden laptop story based on a general request from the FBI to restrict election misinformation. This was just a couple of weeks before the election, when the New York Post had just broken the story. The FBI had the laptop since 2019, so they of course knew it was real. They not only sat on it for a couple of years until the election was over, they actively helped spread the lie that it was Russian misinformation. This was apparently a big reason that Twitter completely censored the story and Facebook partially censored it. The FBI is now directly interfering in our free election process.

hahaha

take the loss pussy

6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

hahaha

take the loss pussy

Joe lives in Austin now, if you see him around walk up and tell him that

16 minutes ago, Loather said:

  This was on Tucker Carlson last night. Mark Zuckerberg tells Joe Rogan that Facebook algorithmically censored the Hunter Biden laptop story based on a general request from the FBI to restrict election misinformation. This was just a couple of weeks before the election, when the New York Post had just broken the story. The FBI had the laptop since 2019, so they of course knew it was real. They not only sat on it for a couple of years until the election was over, they actively helped spread the lie that it was Russian misinformation. This was apparently a big reason that Twitter completely censored the story and Facebook partially censored it. The FBI is now directly interfering in our free election process.

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On 8/26/2022 at 10:56 AM, Loather said:

  This was on Tucker Carlson last night. Mark Zuckerberg tells Joe Rogan that Facebook algorithmically censored the Hunter Biden laptop story based on a general request from the FBI to restrict election misinformation. This was just a couple of weeks before the election, when the New York Post had just broken the story. The FBI had the laptop since 2019, so they of course knew it was real. They not only sat on it for a couple of years until the election was over, they actively helped spread the lie that it was Russian misinformation. This was apparently a big reason that Twitter completely censored the story and Facebook partially censored it. The FBI is now directly interfering in our free election process.

That's on Zuckerberg, not on the FBI who didn't request restriction of information, but rather warned of increasing disinformation.

But who it's really on is people that get their information uncritically from the facing book and twatter.

And, as a matter of fact, the FBI is still "sitting on" the laptop because it hasn't said jack shit about it's authenticity because that's not the way the FBI rolls because it's still under investigation.

WaPo did its own forensic analysis of some fucked up copy of the drive that it got, again, outside any credible chain of custody.  And THAT is the only information from any source we have of a legitimate forensic analysis of Hunter Biden's laptop.  In fact, from a legal standpoint, I am going to guess that the FBI finds the laptop nearly completely useless as evidence of any crime, because it has been fucked with so much.

You are fucking completely full of shit.

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13 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You are fucking completely full of shit.

Narrator: He knows that.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Narrator: He knows that.

Alternative take: he could legitimately be that stupid

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Alternative take: he could legitimately be that stupid

He knows that, too.

On 8/26/2022 at 10:56 AM, Loather said:

  This was on Tucker Carlson last night. Mark Zuckerberg tells Joe Rogan that Facebook algorithmically censored the Hunter Biden laptop story based on a general request from the FBI to restrict election misinformation. This was just a couple of weeks before the election, when the New York Post had just broken the story. The FBI had the laptop since 2019, so they of course knew it was real. They not only sat on it for a couple of years until the election was over, they actively helped spread the lie that it was Russian misinformation. This was apparently a big reason that Twitter completely censored the story and Facebook partially censored it. The FBI is now directly interfering in our free election process.

Hunter Biden's laptop? This is the first I've heard of this. Has anybody else heard of the laptop? 

I'm in the dark because nobody reported the story until now. Thanks, Loather!

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LapTOP?  All this time I thought it was all about Hunter Biden's LapDANCE.

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On 8/26/2022 at 11:08 AM, Loather said:

Joe lives in Austin now, if you see him around walk up and tell him that

Do you think people are scared of a 5’7 180 pound 55 year old?

56 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Do you think people are scared of a 5’7 180 pound 55 year old?

I doubt anyone is scared of being attacked by Joe Rogan but I am pretty sure he could kick the shit out of anyone on this board.

 

 

These people are seriously insane.

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

I doubt anyone is scared of being attacked by Joe Rogan but I am pretty sure he could kick the shit out of anyone on this board.

Kick the shit out of anyone on this board?  No.

Kick the shins of anyone on this board?  Absolutely, assuming somebody gave him a stool to stand on.

On 8/26/2022 at 6:08 PM, Loather said:

Joe lives in Austin now, if you see him around walk up and tell him that

“My favorite podcast host can beat you up!”

Please tell me this is a bit and that you’re riffing on how utterly stoopid the Tucker/Rogan shared audience is. 

This shit sounds so good they should make a movie about Hunter. 

I hope someday to get to the bottom of this Hunter Biden laptop. 

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

@Shirley33594843
 
Lol.  Tovarisch.
5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“My favorite podcast host can beat you up!”

 

So Ted Cruz like isn't it? 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

This shit sounds so good they should make a movie about Hunter. 

And Hillary.   

Also, it should probably be pointed out that the forensic analysis didn't confirm the authenticity of the laptop, per se, because it analyzed an image that purported to come from the laptop hard drive, but not the laptop itself.

 It did, however, confirm that a lot of the emails, including some that *appear* to implicate Joey Two Scoops, were sent and received by the email accounts indicated.

But, to invoke Gym Jordan's favorite, that's all hearsay, or heresy, and proof of nothing.

And, if the FBI ever says anything about the laptop, my bold prediction is that it will say that the laptop itself is irretrievably corrupted for use as courtroom evidence of any crime, but its contents may lead to other, credible sources of information.

On 8/26/2022 at 11:08 AM, Loather said:

Joe lives in Austin now, if you see him around walk up and tell him that

Why would he say that to Joe? You're the pussy who needs to take the loss, not Rogan. 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, it should probably be pointed out that the forensic analysis didn't confirm the authenticity of the laptop, per se, because it analyzed an image that purported to come from the laptop hard drive, but not the laptop itself.

Can you expand on this? On the surface I don't see how there is a difference. Not being a smartass just curious if I am missing something. 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

It did, however, confirm that a lot of the emails, including some that *appear* to implicate Joey Two Scoops, were sent and received by the email accounts indicated.

I became numb to the laptop story about a week after it first broke -- what is the Cliff's Notes version of content of these alleged bombshells?

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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, it should probably be pointed out that the forensic analysis didn't confirm the authenticity of the laptop, per se, because it analyzed an image that purported to come from the laptop hard drive, but not the laptop itself.

 It did, however, confirm that a lot of the emails, including some that *appear* to implicate Joey Two Scoops, were sent and received by the email accounts indicated.

But, to invoke Gym Jordan's favorite, that's all hearsay, or heresy, and proof of nothing.

And, if the FBI ever says anything about the laptop, my bold prediction is that it will say that the laptop itself is irretrievably corrupted for use as courtroom evidence of any crime, but its contents may lead to other, credible sources of information.

And if it does you won't see a single liberal here crying about fruit of the poisonous tree and decrying any prosecution as unjust. Hunter has definitely tried to make some money off his name and may have broken the law while doing that. If so, he should get due process and if convicted he should go to prison. Because that's how it's supposed to work.

But the laptop thing was never due process. Rudy went touring around Ukraine with pro-Russian oligarchs trying to dig up dirt on Hunter in 2019 and ends up in possession of Hunter Biden's laptop that Hunter just happened to leave with a blind laptop repairman in Delaware, even though he lives in LA, and who just happened to have Rudy's phone number? That's too stupid for anyone but someone who is incredibly addicted to Fox News or worse to believe. 

40 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I became numb to the laptop story about a week after it first broke -- what is the Cliff's Notes version of content of these alleged bombshells?

nothing. it's a made up story. just like everything the GQP espouses

57 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Rudy went touring around Ukraine with pro-Russian oligarchs trying to dig up dirt on Hunter in 2019 and ends up in possession of Hunter Biden's laptop that Hunter just happened to leave with a blind laptop repairman in Delaware, even though he lives in LA, and who just happened to have Rudy's phone number? That's too stupid for anyone but someone who is incredibly addicted to Fox News or worse to believe. 

This.  It's yet another bungled attempt by morons to concoct a conspiracy theory.  Luckily for them, their moron base is too stupid to see that and they lap it up with a spoon.  A spoon?  Whatever the saying is.

1 hour ago, Walser said:

Can you expand on this? On the surface I don't see how there is a difference. Not being a smartass just curious if I am missing something. 

what he's saying is that because it is an image of a hard drive, it could be any computer.  the fact that what was analyzed wasn't the actual computer but allegedly an image of the hard drive, there is room for (but no evidence of that i know of) shenanigans.

but then again, i have never understood anything about this laptop thing.  i don't know what is being alleged about it.  based on my review of the more conservative posters' here's take on the "analysis," it looks like there were some dick pix or something.

but yeah, if hunter biden was out there doing anything illegal trading on his name, prosecute.  i just don't know what that was.

Important note:  every surly that leans left (which really means any surly who fails to lean hard right) has espoused variations on the same theme regarding this laptop:  if there is evidence of one or more crimes, prosecute.

Contrast that to the far right, which is completely dedicated to the notion that Donald Trump and his minions should never be prosecuted, regardless of evidence, and if "evidence" exists, it is made up out of whole cloth.

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The only thing that I think of when I see the latest Hunter Biden meme is "What bad news from the Republicans is this trying to hide?"

1 hour ago, GopherRock said:

The only thing that I think of when I see the latest Hunter Biden meme is "What bad news from the Republicans is this trying to hide?"

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16 hours ago, F250 said:

I doubt anyone is scared of being attacked by Joe Rogan but I am pretty sure he could kick the shit out of anyone on this board.

 

Nope

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5 hours ago, GopherRock said:

The only thing that I think of when I see the latest Hunter Biden meme is "What bad news from the Republicans is this trying to hide?"

Russians are pushing the Hunter laptop film/stories, because there's a bit of bad news for them in Ukraine.

 

When I read “Why Putin’s henchmen are dying for the debut…” I took it in a whole different context. 

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