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Wait, wait, wait. There are intel briefings that Tucker is being manipulated by Russia? I’m shocked 

 

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The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.  Also, McCaul is older than Tucker so the son tough guy line is silly.

50 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.  Also, McCaul is older than Tucker so the son tough guy line is silly.

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12 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Wait, wait, wait. There are intel briefings that Tucker is being manipulated by Russia? I’m shocked 

 

Lol. That one laugh in the middle of his shtick.

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It's like he let down his Alpha Male character for a half second and it escaped, like a fart on a first date. 

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13 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Wait, wait, wait. There are intel briefings that Tucker is being manipulated by Russia? I’m shocked 

 

"I've lived in America my whole life." Well, that's absolutely 100% evidence you didn't sell out your country. No way you could be a traitor.

How did we miss Tucker going into full on JFK conspiracy mode?

Zelenskyy is bad, the CIA killed JFK, and I’m not a Kremlin asset folks. 
 

 

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I'm not a violent person, but I'd like to hit this guy with my car then get out and kick him in the balls until he died.

Tucker learned the CIA has intel on him being a Russian asset, and shockingly he begins to attack the CIA

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37 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Tucker learned the CIA has intel on him being a Russian asset, and shockingly he begins to attack the CIA

And it’s a pretty weak attack.  I think he has a history degree, but now I’m wondering because if he did, he could come up with more relevant and truthful things to attack the CIA on.

And if he honestly believed the kind of stuff he says about the government, he’d watch what he says because he’d be afraid.  Instead, it’s all about the idiots who watch his show.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

And it’s a pretty weak attack.  I think he has a history degree, but now I’m wondering because if he did, he could come up with more relevant and truthful things to attack the CIA on.

And if he honestly believed the kind of stuff he says about the government, he’d watch what he says because he’d be afraid.  Instead, it’s all about the idiots who watch his show.

From Wikipedia:

Carlson was briefly enrolled at Collège du Léman, a boarding school in Switzerland, but said he was "kicked out". He attained his secondary education at St. George's School, a boarding school in Middletown, Rhode Island, where he started dating his future wife, Susan Andrews, the headmaster's daughter. He then went to Trinity College in Hartford, Connecticut, graduating in 1991 with a BA in history. Carlson's Trinity yearbook describes him as a member of the "Dan White Society", an apparent reference to the American political assassin who murdered San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk. After college, Carlson tried to join the Central Intelligence Agency, but his application was denied, after which he decided to pursue a career in journalism with the encouragement of his father, who advised him that "they'll take anybody".

So he managed to remember names and dates long enough to pass the tests and get a BA in History from Trinity College, no doubt a fine, upstanding institution of higher learning. With “Trinity” in the name, what else could it be? And his membership in the Dan White Society suggests that he’s been a bigot and a homophobe since his youth.

And look! Turns out he might have some personal reason for feeling resentment toward the CIA. I’m shocked. 

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LOL at Tucker actively encouraging his audience to smoke tobacco. What the hell is his problem?


 




 

And again with the gas stoves:

 

 

 

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he's fucking idiot, but his target audience is very very dense 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Great response:
 

 

Counterpoint:  The Japanese are some of the most chill mother fuckers out there today and smoke like nobody's business.

Lol, after telling people not to get vaccinated you had to know “cigarettes are cool” comes next. 
 

Sick, scared, and angry is the target Tucker viewer. 

They call cannabis a mind expanding drug for a reason, Tuck. You really should try it.

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

LOL at Tucker actively encouraging his audience to smoke tobacco. What the hell is his problem?


 




 

And again with the gas stoves:

 

 

 

Tucker when he gets home from work

 

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Who’s done more research?

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7 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Counterpoint:  The Japanese are some of the most chill mother fuckers out there today and smoke like nobody's business.

Well the last time they acted up they got nuked soooo….

10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Sick, scared, and angry is the target Tucker viewer. 

And stupid.  You forgot stupid in your list.

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Happy now, Tucker?

Maya Rudolph??  Couldn't they have gotten a spokesperson that's more...that's more "American"?

 

 

"Isn't Maya Rudolph a bit too... 'exotic'... to be representing M&Ms? What are they trying to teach our children?"

Well, they are "chocolate" at their core.

WHY NOT WHITE CHOCOLATE?

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, they are "chocolate" at their core.

WHY NOT WHITE CHOCOLATE?

Because there's really no such thing as white chocolate.  

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5 hours ago, Red Five said:

"Isn't Maya Rudolph a bit too... 'exotic'... to be representing M&Ms? What are they trying to teach our children?"

Her mom is black and she's Jewish....

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1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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So she's Blewish?

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On 1/23/2023 at 8:57 PM, Macanudo said:

Because there's really no such thing as white chocolate.  

But what about…..

 

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

I'm thoroughly enjoying the woke mob's trolling of right wing snowflakes.

I am as well.  They've sucked Tucker Carlson and his merry band of snowflake followers in and it's a master class on trolling.

Is that misspelling of Zelenskyy on the chiron a mistake or a dig at Ukrainians who want to spell their names in Ukrainian (Zelensky vice Zelenskyy)?

Can’t be said enough that before Tucker is a fascist, he’s just a total piece of shit. 
 

 

20 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

There are purple M&Ms now?

Well that is just a bridge too far

Lol

Good news: The non-sexy green M&M is coming back! On Monday, M&M’s parent company Mars Wrigley announced that it would be pulling its M&M’s ‘spokescandies’ mascots indefinitely and replacing them with the actor Maya Rudolph. However, the company told the New York Times on Friday that the controversial move was all just a PR stunt, and that the spokescandies will indeed return at the upcoming Super Bowl.

https://www.polygon.com/23574687/m-and-m-spokescandies-super-bowl-ad

3 hours ago, VivaNaranja said:

Lol

Good news: The non-sexy green M&M is coming back! On Monday, M&M’s parent company Mars Wrigley announced that it would be pulling its M&M’s ‘spokescandies’ mascots indefinitely and replacing them with the actor Maya Rudolph. However, the company told the New York Times on Friday that the controversial move was all just a PR stunt, and that the spokescandies will indeed return at the upcoming Super Bowl.

https://www.polygon.com/23574687/m-and-m-spokescandies-super-bowl-ad

Yeah I think the "It's a PR stunt and they're going to do something at the Super Bowl." theory was pretty well sussed out about 5 seconds after their announcement.

30 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Where do I sign up?

31 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

You know if we're going all in on thunderdome, maybe the Memphis cops can pull him over on trumped up reckless driving allegations.

8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Maybe he can take Whitlock along for the ride.

 

What the ever loving fuck 

What the fuck?? Whitlock is a POS and needs his ass beat by some cops 

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