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#4
2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I am taking NIU in the upset

well that is looking like shit so far

UAB has a good kickoff return and then on the first play throws a TD for 75 yards

7-0 UAB

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#5
Just now, Underdog said:

IOW, this game won’t be the tits?

I would be all over that tarts cherry

#6

Good to see Steven Seagall found a new job making Kelly Bundy Boca Raton Bowl commmercials 

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#8
Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Somebody 'splain the Kelly Bundy tie-in, please.

people know who she is....Cheribundi not so much

#9
2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

people know who she is....Cheribundi not so much

Ah.  Was not aware of the rotating-name-sponsor-of-the-moment.

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#10

NIU plays decent defense for 2 out of every 3 downs (gives up first downs on 3rd downs) until the green zone then finally Ds up and gets a stop on 3rd and 2 and UAB kicks a FG

10-0 UAB

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#14
4 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Might not want to cut to that blimp shot too many times.

yea I thought a PAC 12 CCG had broken out

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#15

NIU finally finds some D and then takes a poor punt and drives down the field for a TD

10-7 UAB

#16

Holy crap.  Desmond is doing color on this game.   I must have missed tons of insight.  

Does he know which teams are playing?

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#17
1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Holy crap.  Desmond is doing color on this game.   I must have missed tons of insight.  

Does he know which teams are playing?

the Dallas Cowboys are his favorite team because of Tony Dorsett

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#18

nice catch my NIU

NIU forgot to play defense and let UAB drive down for 7

NIU gets ball back and is driving (and just had the really good catch)

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#22
4 minutes ago, RPM said:

UAB is not goofing around. 

yea that first play TD and then the running into the kicker on 4th and 6 (and UAB going for it on the 4th and 1) are really hurting NIU.....especially the long TD pass after the 4th and 1

and now the dropped snap by NIU that gave UAB 3 points kills NIU

27-10 UAB

the only things NIU has to build hope on is two TDs were on basically big plays one that caught them off guard and one on a DB falling down

also NIU can D up for 2 out of 3 downs, but gives up long 3rd downs to keep the drive alive.....NIU also seems to be able to drive the ball, but then that dropped snap killed them

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#25
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol wow

the horrible 4th and 1 call that was bailed out by the lining up off sides?

UAB pays NIU back for the running into the kicker call now NIU needs to score a TD

now NIU goes for it again on 4th and 1 at the 50 and runs up up the gut for the first (Vs a terrible roll out pass over the receivers head)

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#28
Just now, RPM said:

Bullshit call.

yea on the replay he had barely stepped out, but he is going to get a helmet to helmet on the replay

#30
Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Technically, he was out

by 0.0001 second. If he was a running back there would never have been a question.

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#33
Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Man, Desmond is a fucking beating to the senses.

insert cheesy laughter here

#36

That's the facemask not the crown.  What are these guys looking at?

Edited by WBT

#38

Fuckin' zebras bound and determined to get a targeting flag. He hit him square in the chest.

#40
2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Man, Desmond is a fucking beating to the senses.

Comedic value of the highest order.

#43

He's 6 inches taller than the qb and lowers his height to keep from hitting him in the head and hitting his chest. That wasn't a malicious hit.

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#45

it was a BS call, but he did himself no favors coming in with his arms spread out like a 747 and his head down

#47

Just put a skirt on the QB and be done with it.

#48
1 minute ago, RPM said:

He's 6 inches taller than the qb and lowers his height to keep from hitting him in the head and hitting his chest. That wasn't a malicious hit.

This

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