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this is going to be star wars the last jedi shittastic bad.  disney gonna disney.  disney is going to dig up robin william's grave and skull fuck him dead again.

 

“I think it’ll stand out as unique even in the Disney world,” Smith says. “There hasn’t been a lot of that hip-hop flavor in Disney history.”

 

 

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Aladdin the certainty that I would slit my wrists and throat before going to see this even if someone threw in fifty bucks.

29 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

That EW cover looks like a photoshop joke.

it’s not a joke?  that’s real?

Is this a remake of the Sinbad movie?

Fuck this. Will Smith is gonna make it all Will Smithy, and that sucks. 

7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

These Disney live action remakes were pretty meh to begin with, but things are getting way out of hand now.  Although if they cast Kevin Sorbo in a live action Hercules that might partially redeem them.

I haven't seen all of any of them, but watched about twenty minutes of Beauty and the Beast on Netflix. It was like a bad high school production of the original. It was intended to be a star vehicle for Emma Watson, but she can't sing, and at 27, was about ten years older than Belle was supposed to be. The CGI animated characters were horribly designed. I couldn't get over how bad the music came across. It was like listening to Pat Boone do a cover of a Johnny Cash song. 

Still, it made 1.2 billion worldwide. 

This looks like another cash grab from Disney. It will be a Will Smith star vehicle, so, for those of you who see it, expect "Fresh Prince of Agraba." I'm out. 

51 minutes ago, ajax said:

Is this a remake of the Sinbad movie?

Close, but no:

 

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Will Smith and real Arabs.  Fucking revolutionary 

I think this might be worse than Aquaman. Maybe

 

Still don't get why people are using TLJ as a barometer of how bad a movie is.  Even if you didn't like it, hated the direction, it's not a horrible movie, but let's not derail a thread again...

 I'm scared of how bad this could be with Will Smith as the Genie...and they fucked up Jasmin's costume, obviously because the feminazis would hate it.  This looks like it'll be absolutely horrible based on some of the choices.

Jasmin looks pretty hot, but Will Smith is terrible in anything other than Fresh Prince.  Wonder how he'll shoehorn his kids into the movie?

um, are the actually serious with that marketing thing in the OP?

that is the hokiest shit i have ever seen.

Post Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Smith makes me weep 

56 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Post Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Smith makes me weep 

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Please, please don't let Will play the genie with "street smarts" and "urban flava."

6 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Please, please don't let Will play the genie with "street smarts" and "urban flava."

You know it's going to happen

4 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Close, but no:

 

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I distinctly remember watching Sinbad's Shazaam as a kid. I think Nelson Mandela had a cameo.

 

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3 hours ago, Drew said:

Still don't get why people are using TLJ as a barometer of how bad a movie is.  Even if you didn't like it, hated the direction, it's not a horrible movie, but let's not derail a thread again...

 I'm scared of how bad this could be with Will Smith as the Genie...and they fucked up Jasmin's costume, obviously because the feminazis would hate it.  This looks like it'll be absolutely horrible based on some of the choices.

It sucked ass and is a great barometer of sucktitude.

34 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I am not sure whether I’m more aghast at (1) Hollywood thinking  authentic urban flava and hip hop culture should be injected into an ancient genie who has been isolated from civilization for centuries while stuck in a lamp in the Arabian peninsula, or (2) Hollywood thinking authentic urban flava and hip hop culture should be portrayed by Will Smith.

 

hard to blame the jihadis after this one. 

Will Smith has some very, VERY big shoes to fill... Hard to see him pulling this sort of thing off. Having said that, Guy Ritchie is a tremendous director and with a good script it could turn out very well regardless.

 

9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

There's a great live action Poke-me-hontas on pornhub.

Got tissues and lotion ready, just need a link, please. 

Will Smith has some very, VERY big shoes to fill... Hard to see him pulling this sort of thing off. Having said that, Guy Ritchie is a tremendous director and with a good script it could turn out very well regardless.
 
Guy Ritchie USED to be a tremendous director. That waved bye bye long ago.

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Jafar is a hottie though, so that may make me see it when at some point, not in the theater though 

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

It doesn't look too bad.

 

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The entire movie will hinge on Will Smith's performance.

Will Smith's performance will be judged entirely in comparison to Robin Williams.

I can't believe he took the part.  Seriously.  And I am not a Will Smith hater.  I think the dude is damn talented.  But to say these shoes to fill are big is an understatement.

I am burning this motherfucker to the ground if they keep Jasmine covered up like in the trailer for the whole movie.

UNACCEPTABLE.

It looks like they just superimposed Will Smith's face on the blue genie head, rather than use any motion capture animation or anything to make it at all convincing (a la Avatar, Gollum, etc.).

Also, not buying Jafar from that.  He needs a deeper voice.

 

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Jasmine looked pretty nice. I'd imagine they're still working on the CGI and maybe he takes a more solid appearance in the final version. 

Oh good. I was worried we were out of "If you don't like this you're racist" movies.

You're aware this is a live action version of a highly successful Disney animated film, right? It already has an audience.

Are you implying the original Aladdin had hip-hop flavor? 

Can we cast Tracy Morgan as the talking parrot?

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

The entire movie will hinge on Will Smith's performance.

Will Smith's performance will be judged entirely in comparison to Robin Williams.

I can't believe he took the part.  Seriously.  And I am not a Will Smith hater.  I think the dude is damn talented.  But to say these shoes to fill are big is an understatement.

I watch a fuckton of kids movies on account of having small children. I think Robin Williams should have won an Oscar for Aladdin and I'm 100% not joking. He makes the whole movie.

 

CGI looks real bad in that trailer. And Jafar kinda seemed like a pussy. Can't believe Disney is going to fuck this up, usually they have their shit together on stuff like this.

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Disney looks like they hit homeruns with remakes of Dumbo and Lion King so I guess we should have expected them to fuck up one of them and this is the clear winner. Will Smith? fucking lol. They tried wayyyyyy to hard. 

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I am burning this motherfucker to the ground if they keep Jasmine covered up like in the trailer for the whole movie.

UNACCEPTABLE.

Well get the gasoline ready.  They've already said they weren't going with the same type of clothing she had in the Animated movie...said it wasn't really proper.  And that girl is smoke, wished they show more.

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Disney looks like they hit homeruns with remakes of Dumbo and Lion King so I guess we should have expected them to fuck up one of them and this is the clear winner. Will Smith? fucking lol. They tried wayyyyyy to hard. 

Honestly all of their Remakes have ranged from Good to Really Good.  I doubt this is any different.  The Only issue is the way Smith looks as the Genie...I hope they're not done with him.

Can we cast Tracy Morgan as the talking parrot?

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1 hour ago, Drew said:

And that girl is smoke, wished they show more.

Am I the only person that gives a fuck about the rules anymore?

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I'd let her polish my lamp for damn sure.

Well damn...that takes clicks and shit.

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