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So dreamy of a softball player!

 

Edited by Vic Mackey

Not even clicking it..of course you are.  

 

What did did she make for dinner?

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1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Not even clicking it..of course you are.  

 

What did did she make for dinner?

Click on it. She can mash the ball.

Saw that video the other day. She kills those balls. Would smash also

Yea if you think this is somehow a new low then you really need to venture over to the other thread lol

Edited by Zepol87

This is a new low, even for you.
Actually leaning towards Vic on this one.
2 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

This is a new low, even for you.

You cannot be serious

I was going to wait until Christmas but here you go.

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Knock yourself out, buddy.
 

she better either hit a home run or strike out every time at bat because she ain't gonna survive sprinting bases.

Like quite a few thicker girls, she has a nice face that just shows she'd probably be really attractive if not so big.

 

Even though, I'd hit it.  No regrets either.

for your sake Vic i hope this thread ends up on the other board. true love can find a way! 

29 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Yeah but does she like dudes?

Visor or ribbons? 

32 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I mean, I wouldn’t start a thread about this woman, but this is nowhere close to a low for him.  Perhaps a high, even.

S'wut I'm saying. Softball girl has athletic ability, social skills, accomplishments. No children crawling on the linoleum covered in dried mac n cheese.

58 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

This is a new low, even for you.

So, you're saying you like dudes.

NTTAWWT.

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:
1 hour ago, Terry Silver said:
This is a new low, even for you.

Actually leaning towards Vic on this one.

That's just the gravitational pull of his date dragging you in.

1 hour ago, Terry Silver said:

This is a new low, even for you.

Could be, she doesn't look like she's much over 260.

Edited by phdhorn

Not even clicking it..of course you are.  
 
What did did she make for dinner?

Everything.
for your sake Vic i hope this thread ends up on the other board. true love can find a way! 

Yep. Need pics of droopy tites to evaluate
8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

she better either hit a home run or strike out every time at bat because she ain't gonna survive sprinting bases.

I see you don't watch much college softball.

And she isn't swinging that hard.  It's like she's "scooping" the ball.

15 minutes ago, bluto said:

Marlita Hooch

Whole lot of night games

2 hours ago, bluto said:

Marlita Hooch

Marla

 

Image result for marla hooch gif

 

RIP Penny Marshall

7 minutes ago, Whatever said:

Finau? She related to Tony?

No, but apparently Finau and Jabari Parker are cousins. 

TIL

On 12/19/2018 at 2:16 PM, Terry Silver said:

This is a new low, even for you.

True, she is much lighter than Vic’s usual ladies.

This is legitimately the first woman Vic has ever posted about that I’d actually consider banging. Not saying I would, but a few whiskeys in, I could see myself being persuaded.

4 hours ago, immortal13 said:

If you need drinks to fuck this woman, you're gay. 

Doubt she’ll fuck your ugly ass sober, so you’ll need. Few drinks to loosen her up. 

18 hours ago, lateshow said:

Marla

 

Image result for marla hooch gif

 

RIP Penny Marshall

I believe he was putting a hispanic spin on Marla with Marlita. 

If you need drinks to fuck this woman, you're gay. 


I prefer that my women weigh less than I do.
4 hours ago, Underdog said:

I believe he was putting a hispanic spin on Marla with Marlita. 

Well that one went right over my head. 

I mean the Marla Hooch stuff is way off base IMO.  I know some are just being funny...but that girl is no Marla Hooch.

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Doubt she’ll fuck your ugly ass sober, so you’ll need. Few drinks to loosen her up. 

Your mom didn't need any drinks to loosen her up last night

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50 minutes ago, Drew said:

I mean the Marla Hooch stuff is way off base IMO.  I know some are just being funny...but that girl is no Marla Hooch.

The Shag hates any woman who weighs over 90lbs. If they can't see the woman's ribs, they think she's fat. They want their women built like an adolescent girl.

Edited by Vic Mackey

28 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Your mom didn't need any drinks to loosen her up last night

She died last Christmas, thanks for ripping off that bandaid. 

22 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The Shag hates any woman who weighs over 90lbs. If they can't see the woman's ribs, they think she's fat. They want their women built like an adolescent girl.

She the type you can grudge fuck and not give her a herniated disc. 

She’s got a cute face, have no problem smashing it. 

On 12/19/2018 at 3:16 PM, Terry Silver said:

This is a new low, even for you.

On 12/19/2018 at 3:19 PM, longhornmatt said:

I mean, I wouldn’t start a thread about this woman, but this is nowhere close to a low for him.  Perhaps a high, even.

On 12/19/2018 at 4:26 PM, phdhorn said:

Could be, she doesn't look like she's much over 260.

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

She’s got a cute face, have no problem smashing it. 

She looks okay in exactly one of those pictures.  The last one is a classic five-head, slathered in pizza grease. 

The fuck is wrong with pizza grease?  Thats just sweat from sucking in her gut for the dress/pic. 

Not sure if it’s the alcohol talking, but I approve of this message.  I would smash pic 3 of post 3 and brag to my friends about it.  

8 hours ago, lateshow said:

Well that one went right over my head. 

Honestly?  It took me a moment also.  Was this close >< to correcting him myself. 

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