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18 hours ago, immortal13 said:

If you need drinks to fuck this woman, you're gay. 

Some of us have other options, my friend. I only got so many loads to go around.

On 12/21/2018 at 6:31 AM, Underdog said:

Doubt she’ll fuck your ugly ass sober, so you’ll need. Few drinks to loosen her up. 

How do you know I'm ugly? I'll bet whatever you can afford to lose what I'm banging is hotter than anything you have ever had. Carry on with the hate though, and sorry about your mom.

On 12/21/2018 at 11:22 AM, Drew said:

I mean the Marla Hooch stuff is way off base IMO.  I know some are just being funny...but that girl is no Marla Hooch.

You thought you could just slide that one right past us, didn't you? 

She’s thicc and hot. I’d pound it with no regrats.

Which is higher, weight or batting average?

On 12/21/2018 at 12:10 PM, Vic Mackey said:

The Shag hates any woman who weighs over 90lbs. If they can't see the woman's ribs, they think she's fat. They want their women built like an adolescent girl.

This isn't true.  This isn't true at all.  It's just not true.

 

21 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

She’s thicc and hot. I’d pound it with no regrats.
 

the picture of her face is cute but in the video she’s just a tad too big.  I like a fat ass but not a fat girl.  pound away. 

On 12/21/2018 at 12:10 PM, Vic Mackey said:

The Shag hates any woman who weighs over 90lbs. If they can't see the woman's ribs, they think she's fat. They want their women built like an adolescent girl.

 

Whats the best part about fucking a 12 y/o girl?

 

When you slick her hair back in the shower she looks like an 8 y/o boy.

 

 

I'll see myself out

56 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

the picture of her face is cute but in the video she’s just a tad too big.  I like a fat ass but not a fat girl.  pound away. 

Meh. From behind its all the same.

"I been with the worst and the best, and i couldn't even tell the difference"

14 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Meh. From behind its all the same.

"I been with the worst and the best, and i couldn't even tell the difference"

this couldn’t be more wrong 

Straight ball i hit very much.  Curve ball, bats are afraid.

28 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

Whats the best part about fucking a 12 y/o girl?

 

When you slick her hair back in the shower she looks like an 8 y/o boy.

 

 

I'll see myself out

Go on...

11 hours ago, El Diablo said:

That's a grand slam.

Oh, I'll bet she can put away three or four grand slams without a problem.

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I scrolled through all the dumbass commentary.

Bullneck's Appraisal: me rikey.

NOT all the same from behind?

Sounds like someone skipped showering after middle school gym class—-if you know what I mean.

 
Whats the best part about fucking a 12 y/o girl?
 
When you slick her hair back in the shower she looks like an 8 y/o boy.
 
 
I'll see myself out
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Along the same lines....

 

Mrs Doze could do this & opted for more CC's (no pics). 

Edited by Doze

On 12/23/2018 at 6:03 PM, Doc Reeves said:

 

Whats the best part about fucking a 12 y/o girl?

 

When you slick her hair back in the shower she looks like an 8 y/o boy.

 

 

I'll see myself out

I can't like this publicly but that was funny af so I'm sending you this PM to say well played. Wait, shit, who is this? I don't know you! Prank caller, prank caller!

In the venn diagram of "women I would fuck" and "women Vic Mackey would fuck", the circles have finally intersected.

Edited by HornOnTheBayou

22 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I scrolled through all the dumbass commentary.

Bullneck's Appraisal: me rikey.

There are just a lot of closet fags on surly

“I like big butts, and I cannot lie.”

- Sir Bricksalot

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