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He's came and said he likes it on steak and almost everything else. He has a deal now to advertise for Hunt's.

 

Isn’t this like a month and a half old news. He was asked what’s the weirdest thing he puts ketchup on in a press conference a while back and it went through the news cycle pretty hard.

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27 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Isn’t this like a month and a half old news. He was asked what’s the weirdest thing he puts ketchup on in a press conference a while back and it went through the news cycle pretty hard.

The news? Yes. Him actually doing ads for Hunt's now? No. Was just released yesterday.

You just exposed me for not watching the video (I’m at work). I saw the thread title, read the comments, and made a post. My bad lol

26 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

You would think a real ketchup fan would promote Heinz?

Only if he played for the Steelers. 

Crazy he would choose Hunt ketchup....

Dallas Ex Oline coach will be able to tell he is a great QB just by how he pours his ketchup! 

34 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

You would think a real ketchup fan would promote Heinz?

Heinz had an offer of 'Ketchup for Life' if Mahomes threw for 57 TDs this season.

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And I love ketchup on the crappy Kraft box style mac and cheese.  Have since I was a kid.  

Is Mahomes an overweight latina in disguise? There's like 10 Vic threads about just him.

ketchup is fucking disgusting.

that's all i got to contribute to this thread.

38 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Crazy he would choose Hunt ketchup....

It doesn't contain HFCS like the others.  Smart guy.

11 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

ketchup is fucking disgusting.

that's all i got to contribute to this thread.

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14 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

ketchup is fucking disgusting.

that's all i got to contribute to this thread.

 

34 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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And I love ketchup on the crappy Kraft box style mac and cheese.  Have since I was a kid.  

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Is Mahomes an overweight latina in disguise? There's like 10 Vic threads about just him.
10? Quit exaggerating, cornball.
1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

ketchup is fucking disgusting.

that's all i got to contribute to this thread.

Shit put a little Tabasco sauce in it and it's not so bad.

1 minute ago, Monty86 said:

Shit put a little Tabasco sauce in it and it's not so bad.

or, you know, just use the tabasco instead.

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

ketchup is fucking disgusting.

that's all i got to contribute to this thread.

Terrible this take is. Name a better accompaniment to hash browns or fries

Just now, Bullneck said:

Don't get me started on mayo.

Mayo is a gift from heaven. I don’t get people who don’t like mayo. It’s the necessary glue for a sandwich 

2 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Mayo is a gift from heaven. I don’t get people who don’t like mayo. It’s the necessary glue for a sandwich 

Especially a turkey sandwich the day after thanksgiving.  Mayo is essential.  

And the super-stoner fries we had in Amsterdam almost 30 years ago that were served with mayo and fried onions were finominle.  

9 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Terrible this take is. Name a better accompaniment to hash browns or fries

Mayo? (for you)

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Especially a turkey sandwich the day after thanksgiving.  Mayo is essential.  

And the super-stoner fries we had in Amsterdam almost 30 years ago that were served with mayo and fried onions were finominle.  

day after thanksgiving is smothered with gravy.  no mayo needed.

no, you need mayo for the tuesday-after-thanksgiving-and-we-still-have-more-of-this-fucking-thing-makeitstop sandwich.

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Mayo? (for you)

The Dutch mayo they eat with fries is something that I will roll with while in Amsterdam after popping into a Feebo. Their fry mayo is different than Hellmann’s and the mayo we have here. 

1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

The Dutch mayo they eat with fries is something that I will roll with while in Amsterdam after popping into a Feebo. Their fry mayo is different than Hellmann’s and the mayo we have here. 

Whatever it is is delicious.  And the giant wall of fried vending goodness, yes, the Febo, is remarkable.  For some reason, I had an insatiable appetite and ate just about everything they had.

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Lots of good shit in those vending machines. I had lots of fun back in the day stumbling into one after getting stoned at a coffee shop.

Terrible this take is. Name a better accompaniment to hash browns or fries

Hot sauce for hash browns
10 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:


Hot sauce for hash browns

Need something thicker than hot sauce to help cut the grease in my opinion. Cholula with eggs no question 

42 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Terrible this take is. Name a better accompaniment to hash browns or fries

Red hot 

2 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Need something thicker than hot sauce to help cut the grease in my opinion. Cholula with eggs no question 

Agree with this but hot sauce on hash browns is good af

Especially a turkey sandwich the day after thanksgiving.  Mayo is essential.  
And the super-stoner fries we had in Amsterdam almost 30 years ago that were served with mayo and fried onions were finominle.  

Did you also have a royale with cheese?
48 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Mayo is a gift from heaven. I don’t get people who don’t like mayo. It’s the necessary glue for a sandwich 

Try as hard as you want, you'll never be a white boy.

8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

but how does he feel about catsup? 

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Not CR but it's been reported that a certain POTUS with large hands enjoys his steaks well-done, with ketchup.

 

Ketchup is for children.

When you graduate high school, you graduate to mustard.

Just now, Paper_jam said:

Not CR but it's been reported that a certain POTUS with large hands enjoys his steaks well-done, with ketchup.

 

That's an impeachable offense.

Hash browns are good, why does anyone need to cover up the taste?

Though not quite as weird as the people who have to get something in the flavor of something completely different.  I saw 'coffee' flavored ice cream in HEB yesterday.  WTH?  There's a zillion outlets selling coffee, why would anyone get coffee flavored ice cream instead of just getting actual coffee?  You need it cold, put some ice in it.

So many suckers for the pied pipers.

 

Also, extensive research using Wikipedia suggests the Hunts that own the Chiefs did not make their money from Hunt's Ketchup.  Which may explain why they are not the Kansas City Chefs (very often.)

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Terrible this take is. Name a better accompaniment to hash browns or fries
The correct answer for hash browns is gravy.


Kansas City's luck with Hunts hasn't been good lately. They already had to cut Kareem.

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The first public mention was by this young lady, when she was new to the TV scene in West Texas, Baillie Burmaster.  She's an OSU grad shown here with her ex, B. Mayfield.  She was interviewing Mahomes and found about about it or some such.  Not a bad little piece:

He Loves Ketchup on Steak

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21 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Need something thicker than hot sauce to help cut the grease in my opinion. Cholula with eggs no question 

You need some Valentina Extra Hot in your life.

Makes Cholula look like the dimestore hooker that she is.

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