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20 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Ketchup is for children.

When you graduate high school, you graduate to mustard.

see, this man knows his shit.

On 12/20/2018 at 2:09 PM, Zavala said:

Is Mahomes an overweight latina in disguise? There's like 10 Vic threads about just him.

You don’t disguise overweight latinas.  Just disguise yourself. 

-Vic’s pro (just the) tips

5 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:

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The first public mention was by this young lady, when she was new to the TV scene in West Texas, Baillie Burmaster.  She's an OSU grad shown here with her ex, B. Mayfield.  She was interviewing Mahomes and found about about it or some such.  Not a bad little piece:

He Loves Ketchup on Steak

 

Must have dated when he was a walk-on. She's not 1st pick of teh draft gf material.

 

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  • 1 month later...

Ketchup is for MVPs.

 

I have liked him since he committed to Tech.  After this season, his play on the field and his humility off of it has made me like him even more.

On 12/20/2018 at 2:54 PM, Iconoclast Texan said:

Terrible this take is. Name a better accompaniment to hash browns or fries

Ranch. Ranch works on anything potato. 

Terrible this take is. Name a better accompaniment to hash browns or fries


A hand job.

Plain French fries with a hanje >> fries with ketchup

This has been my favorite thread on the football board. Love the commentary on condiments.

Ketchup by itself is the poorest condiment. At least add some black pepper. 

 

14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ranch. Ranch works on anything potato. 

You put ranch on hash browns?? I bet you put ranch on pizza too, you sick fuck.

And the super-stoner fries we had in Amsterdam almost 30 years ago that were served with mayo and fried onions were finominle.  


They fuckin’ drown ‘em in that shit. I seen ‘em do it.
3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

You put ranch on hash browns?? I bet you put ranch on pizza too, you sick fuck.

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If you put ranch pizza you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

/Gaffigan

^^^^

so you're OK with those ketchup bottles sitting near the window in direct sunlight for the last week at crappy restaurants?

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There's enough acidity in ketchup that it can handle being left out for a several weeks.  In a restaurant I imagine the bottles are turning at least that fast.  Even if left out longer the chances of food poisoning don't seem that high.   

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If you put ranch pizza you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

/Gaffigan
Same goes for pineapple on pizza.
46 minutes ago, Doze said:

^^^^

so you're OK with those ketchup bottles sitting near the window in direct sunlight for the last week at crappy restaurants?

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Fortune favors the bold. 

8 hours ago, aggie08 said:

You put ranch on hash browns?? I bet you put ranch on pizza too, you sick fuck.

The crust, I sure do. Fight me. 

I have nothing to add except

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On 2/3/2019 at 2:39 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

Room temp ketchup >>>>>>>> straight from fridge. 

Fight me

this is correct.  cold ketchup is absolutely horrible. 

After the super bowl if I was an athlete I’d say I love corn syrup. Instant sponsorship by Coors or Miller. Might even start a bidding war. 

On 12/20/2018 at 2:30 PM, UTEX_ME said:

 

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This guy reeks aggy

If you put ranch pizza you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

/Gaffigan
This

Like women: shouldn't be allowed to vote, drive, or play golf.

Yea I said it. (But dont tell my wife pretty please)
6 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

After the super bowl if I was an athlete I’d say I love corn syrup. Instant sponsorship by Coors or Miller. Might even start a bidding war. 

And risk alienating all of the foodists and GMO-o-phobes?

That’s a HUGE risk.

 

lolz. Not really.  All heil gluten...

8 hours ago, Horn80 said:

This guy reeks aggy

Cousin Eddy is not aggy. Cousin Eddy isn't a dork. He's white trash. There's a difference. Cousin Eddy eats expired canned foods because he likes the way it tastes. He doesn't care what other people think. Aggy won't eat at a delicious restaurant because it has the color orange on the facade. Aggy only cares what other people think. 

32 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Cousin Eddy is not aggy. Cousin Eddy isn't a dork. He's white trash. There's a difference. Cousin Eddy eats expired canned foods because he likes the way it tastes. He doesn't care what other people think. Aggy won't eat at a delicious restaurant because it has the color orange on the facade. Aggy only cares what other people think. 

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