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Tha fuck is Gasparilla? Excessively carbonated Sasparilla?

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3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Also wtff is a bad boy mower?

And what is a gasparilla?

Gasparilla may refer to: José Gaspar, also known as José Gasparilla, a mythical Spanish pirate supposedly based in southwest Florida from the late 1700s until the early 1800s. Gasparilla Pirate Festival, a large annual parade and other events held in Tampa, Florida.

Edited by Longboard Horn

Just now, tbone_ said:

Also wtff is a bad boy mower?

And what is a gasparilla?

a zero turn mower built in Arkansas

they are actually a pretty good brand

and Gasparilla is some type of Mardi Gras (on the water) type boat festival in Tampa centered around pirates

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2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Tha fuck is Gasparilla? Excessively carbonated Sasparilla?

Gasparilla may refer to: José Gaspar, also known as José Gasparilla, a mythical Spanish pirate supposedly based in southwest Florida from the late 1700s until the early 1800s. Gasparilla Pirate Festival, a large annual parade and other events held in Tampa, Florida.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Tha fuck is Gasparilla? Excessively carbonated Sasparilla?

Nvmd.

Appears to be a fake south Florida pirate. 

Charlie having his usual luck with officiating calls.

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Basically, Gasparilla is the mardi gras of Tampa Bay

Makes slightly more sense in that context.

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

is this USF home stadium?

Yes

3 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

The Charlie Weis retirement plan.

that could be a great new TV show

The Two Charlies

two dumb as fuck idiot former coaches living together and milking the payouts from schools they drove into the shitter while arguing over offensive schematic advantages Vs defense alignments

it would be a like a mixture/combination of The Odd Couple and The Two Corys

Kliff Kingsbury would be their neighbor that comes over to talk about just fucking off coaching in general on all sides of the ball and rubs fucking hot chicks in The Charlies faces

Gasparilla is a once a year event. It's just a big party for a weekend.

it went from raining about a billion gallons a second to no rain

crazy weather

54 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

This sets up well for a halftime contest involving use of real mowers by inexperienced fans pulled from the stands

Maybe one of them will drive over somebody's foot.

it went from raining about a billion gallons a second to no rain
crazy weather
That's actually typical Florida weather.
2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

it went from raining about a billion gallons a second to no rain

crazy weather

Yeah tropics gonna tropic.

12 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Tha fuck is Gasparilla? Excessively carbonated Sasparilla?

Has to do with pirates and Tampa jose gasparilla big deal in the city they have a huge Mardi gras like parade every year last like 5 hours half mil plus people involved. Huge deal we went every year 

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5 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

that could be a great new TV show

The Two Charlies

two dumb as fuck idiot former coaches living together and milking the payouts from schools they drove into the shitter while arguing over offensive schematic advantages Vs defense alignments

There you go

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that gold helmet looks cool with the rain on it they should do some up with the rain look paint in them

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

There you go

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Bert could be their other neighbor that everyone always wonders how he got the hot girl and a sub plot would be is Kliff fucking Berts wife when Bert is on the road at his new job driving a long haul truck

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3 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

taking a sack on a 4th and 15 after a time out....WTF

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4 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

taking a sack on a 4th and 15 after a time out....WTF

Seems oddly familiar 

Should have been a safety...

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

So, old red was right huh?

Three seasons at Texas. One bowl appearance (a loss in the Texas Bowl). Probably going to lose a bowl game named after a lawn mower company and a fake pirate. Two years after he’s gone we’re playing in the Sugar Bowl on New Years. Yeah, Red had this one.

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1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Three seasons at Texas. One bowl appearance (a loss in the Texas Bowl). Probably going to lose a bowl game named after a lawn mower company and a fake pirate. Two years after he’s gone we’re playing in the Sugar Bowl on New Years. Yeah, Red had this one.

I for one owe Red an apology. 

Edited by Longboard Horn
Red was right!

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Three seasons at Texas. One bowl appearance (a loss in the Texas Bowl). Probably going to lose a bowl game named after a lawn mower company and a fake pirate. Two years after he’s gone we’re playing in the Sugar Bowl on New Years. Yeah, Red had this one.

But red wanted chuckie so it’s a wash in my book. 

Marshall just drives in in 6 yards for a TD pushing the USF defenders like they were a shopping trolley

28-7 Marshall

Edited by ButtFumble

The name of this bowl game was made for Charlie Strong

there is a shit load of random background noise

it is like they have 4 or 5 mics all run together randomly in the crowd

there is no rhyme or reason for the noise and it never changes pitch or intensity no matter what is going on even during the time out there is just random noise

first and goal at the 4 for USF with 19 seconds

make or break it here the way Marshall has been fucking around they might let USF back in this

Smart to take the points there. 

1 minute ago, SDG said:

But red wanted chuckie so it’s a wash in my book. 

We’ll never know about Chuckie since that didn’t happen (although most thought that was foolish). But we do know about what did happen.

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4 minutes ago, chase25 said:

The name of this bowl game was made for Charlie Strong

Poor clock management bowl?

Charlie lines up for the FG instead of going for it

not sure why Marshall took a TO here they should have let Charlie take the weak ass field goal attempt

Just now, pops said:

Smart to take the points there. 

Only for betters...  it shows no balls. 

The game has passed Charlie Strong by

high snap I thought that shit was going to hit the goal post but they get 3

28-10 USF and USF gets the ball for the second half.....pretty weak of Charlie to not go for it there

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

We’ll never know about Chuckie since that didn’t happen (although most thought that was foolish). But we do know about what did happen.

U must not watch the Raiders.  

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