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2023 Republican Government Shutdown: Same Shit, Same Story

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58 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

We may declare war on Yugoslavia on Sunday.  

 

 

55 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Yugoslavia?  Dude, have you now been paying attention?  Czechoslovakia is a much bigger threat.

Y'all think Trump would take on Slavs? They're his favorite people. He'd rather go after a shit-hole country filled with blacks and browns.

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44 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Flying tomorrow morning. Should i expect to die?

Probably just expect to go missing in action.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Cocaine Mitch doesn’t want to get burned by Trump again.  Turtle is a cold blooded calculator and will never just do the right thing unless there’s something in it for him with a very low chance of backfiring. 

With Trump, the likelihood of political backfire is always high no matter what decision you make because Trump is unpredictable and dangerous.

Yeah, McTurtle is nutless and gutless, but he's not stupid.

Drudge pulled out the siren!

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SOURCE: SHUTDOWN AGREEMENT REACHED
ANNOUNCEMENT SET FOR 1 PM
GOVT TO REOPEN 'TEMPORARILY'

Don't give Trump one fucking penny for a wall, and dare him to shut it down again. 

 

And the backpay for all the workers he's screwed over? Will that be in it?

We have to get every sitting Republican out of office. Every one of them. 

 

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Hmmm....

Take the loss, Pussy!

 

The GOP senators look like even bigger empty suit pussies than Donald 

Just now, mdmost said:

And the backpay for all the workers he's screwed over? Will that be in it?

I hope so.  I actually felt bad for one who was interviewed on NPR yesterday even though I know for damn sure that he voted for the dotard.  He was breaking up in the interview and saying how he couldn't afford to buy his 2 year old a bday present.  I felt bad, you know, because I have a soul.  Unlike Republicans.

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Have to think this is a coordinated protest given it's happening on what should've been a payday. 

Ya think?

43 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I said GODDAMN 

 

This sounds like someone who knows she could get her throat slit with a box cutter because of Dotard's stupid fucking shutdown.

7 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

The GOP senators look like even bigger empty suit pussies than Donald 

I simply cannot say this enough: Fuck Trump and fuck those who support him. 

They are the embodiment of anti-Americanism.

Fuck you. And double fuck you if your reason is "but Hillary".

 

10 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We have to get every sitting Republican out of office. Every one of them. 

 

This embarrasses me as a Saints fan. 

14 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We have to get every sitting Republican out of office. Every one of them. 

 

Both my senators are a disgrace and the republican that recently lost the governor’s race is now literally a Russian agent.

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why?

looks like an unrelated bump on an upgrade. 

I went looking to see how bad they were getting hammered, and they are all up. 

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2 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Flying back out Sunday night. Let's hope this is a blip on the radar.

No, lets hope your bitch ass is stuck in some shithole airport for days. Let's hope you have to sleep on the ground in an airport terminal, in clothes that haven't been changed for days. Let's hope you have to shit into overflowing toilets and eat food you bought out of airport vending machines. Let's hope you miss your vacation, job, family visit whatever you are flying for. Let's hope you lose your job because of it, lose the deposit you paid for the vacation. Let's hope you don't get to see your dying parent one last time before they pass.

Maybe then you'll feel some of the pain millions of others are feeling and actually start to develop a sense of empathy. 

Maybe then you'll stop minimizing the impact of this absurd shut down.

Maybe then you'll realize what pieces of shit your President and Party (and by extension, you) are.

 

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So presser in like 8 min from President Deals. Apparently going to be backing a clean 3 week CR with threat of national emergency declaration if nothing done for the wall. Sounds like capitulation. Every reporter cautions things “in flux”

A general strike may be in the offing. 

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On Friday morning, air traffic controllers missed their second paycheck due to the government shutdown. Many called out sick, resulting in delayed flights at some of the nation’s busiest airports, including LaGuardia, Newark, and Hartfield-Jackson in Atlanta. Now, flight attendants may also walk out. Sara Nelson, president of the Association of Flight Attendants-CWA, told New York on Friday afternoon that she “just finished” recording a video message to members urging them to get to the offices of their congressional representatives until the shutdown is resolved.

“We’re mobilizing immediately,” Nelson said. Asked if this meant that flight attendants will not be going to work, she responded, “Showing up to work for what? If air traffic controllers can’t do their jobs, we can’t do ours.”

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/01/flight-attendants-are-mobilizing-immediately-union-says.html

Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

Every reporter cautions "Trump is such an erratic, unreliable bag of ass juice that nothing is certain, even after it's certain."

FIFaccuracy.

Gonna be tough to prove a national emergency, seeing as it wasn't a national emergency until 12/22/2018.

Of course, it'll go through the courts, and it'll probably be allowed just like Roosevelt's Japanese-American internment orders that also weren't a national emergency.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

but then he will spend the next 22 months campaigning on re-election, GOP keeping the Senate and GOP winning back the House so this country can TRULY and FINALLY address the border crisis that wasn't a crisis from January 2017 to December 2018.

Taking a play out of the GWB / Karl Rove playbook of scaring the olds with turrists and fags.  Got GWB re-elected but didn’t do a lot for Republican congress critters.

1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

backing a clean 3 week CR with threat of national emergency declaration if nothing done for the wall.

So - yeah, why would the House vote for this CR, if the end result is he will just declare a national emergency unless they 'see things his way' ?

We'll see how much of an agreement this is.

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

This embarrasses me as a Saints fan. 

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

Y'all think Trump would take on Slavs? They're his favorite people. He'd rather go after a shit-hole country filled with blacks and browns.

Venezuela and Iran better get ready to grab their ankles.

4 minutes ago, relapse98 said:

Gonna be tough to prove a national emergency, seeing as it wasn't a national emergency until 12/22/2018.

Of course, it'll go through the courts, and it'll probably be allowed just like Roosevelt's Japanese-American internment orders that also weren't a national emergency.

Will be a nice precedent to set for President O'Rourke/Biden/Harris/Warren/Booker to declare a national emergency for global warming, health care or wealth inequality.  

So it's a National Emergency but not for 3 weeks? So it's eventually a National Emergency. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So it's a National Emergency but not for 3 weeks? So it's eventually a National Emergency. 

See, it's like a Trump USFL move -- we're trading 3 weeks of functioning government for an Emergency To Be Named Later.  It's all very legal, very cool.

15 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Let's hope you don't get to see your dying parent one last time before they pass.

This is how you go hard in the paint.  This is Jordan dunking over Mount Mutombo type shit.

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So it's a National  Republican Emergency but not for 3 weeks? So it's eventually a National  Republican Emergency. 

Fixd.

Just now, Fozzz said:

Fuck yeah, Sara.

 

 

Sara's got it pegged.

Also....and I don't know if y'all noticed this.....

.....she's rather attractive.

7 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Fuck yeah, Sara.

 

 

How ironic that Trump couldn't save the coal industry, but he is going to save the unions.

3 week CR and then maybe a national emergency if Cheeto doesn't get his way.

1 minute ago, horncyclist said:

So is there a deal or not?

Until that over privileged toddler bastard says so, who the hell knows.

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sara's got it pegged.

Also....and I don't know if y'all noticed this.....

.....she's rather attractive.

Pegged.

I see what you did there.

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

A bit off topic, but there are some things that are ABSOLUTELY AWESOME about Texas.

1. HEB. HEB's gotta be #1.

2. Whataburger. God damn yes. I am so proud that these two companies are Texan. 

3. The Alamo. Don't ever disrespect the Alamo. Yeah, fuck you, Ozzy.

Fancy Pelosi - Level 35 Boss, cucker of Trumps.

 

 

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