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  • My understanding is that if you are dealt a max payout hand (so Royal on any game, or 4 Aces with 2,3,4 kicker on the Triple Double Bonus I was playing, 5 deuces on deuces wild, etc.) it will just ins

  • In!!!!!!   Here’s my stack at 3k/10k/20k    

  • bigup2dahorns
    bigup2dahorns

    Damn. AA, KK, QQ, and JJ. Pretty sick. Another year making it in via satellite and clearing the first day. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, or something like that. Nice effort and appreciat

#252
27 minutes ago, Lurch said:

About to get going in my first tourney. Any interest in updates, here or in another thread?

definitely

#254

8800 after 2 levels.

100/200. Aggro to my immediate right opens UTG to 500. I make it 1600 w 89dd. Only he calls.

As7s7c. He checks, I 2200 and he folds.

It’s going FAST. Can barely break to type this

#255

25/100/300.

 

I open MP to 800 w KJs and table folds. 9800.

 

Very next hand I do it again w QQ. Quite guy calls. SB shoves for 1450. I reraise to 2400. Quite guy thinks then shoves and I just have him covered. He can’t have aces or kings so I call. Quiet guy has AKo, SB has JTo. Q in the window and we hold.

 

 

22.5

#257

20k at first break.

I’ve been in denial the last month or so that I finally need glasses. The lighting in here sucks and they’re already hurting. Not good

#258

UTG shoves 4800 at 100/400/800. I call in B.B. w A5hh. Two hearts by turn but can’t get there.

14k

#259

W 14k at 100/400/800 I open MP to 2k w AJs. SB (30 ish Asian dude) shoves 20k. I think I have a tight image. Tough lay down. Thoughts?

#260

Get 9600 in SB w A4o. BB calls w 88 and we flop it for double up

 

This at 200/600/1200.

#262

I open button to 3500 w AKo. SB shoves 20.5k w ATo. We hold

 

49k.

 

50kish should work to the bubble

#267

I can’t pick up any antes because big stack to my immediate right (same agro guy) is opening almost every hand now

#268

I make a loose 4k open w A7o and button calls. We chk JT6 flop. I bet 4k on 7 turn and he snap calls. I chk K river and he bets 9k. Fold. Dammit.

 

400/1k/2k w 34k

 

#269

Got super lucky. Shorty shoves 9500 w AQ and big stack called behind him. I had KQ in BB and folded

#274
22 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Main event tv coverage starting tonight on espn2, FYI.

 

Who’s the chick in the booth? 

#276

310 remain. 500/1500/3000. 52k

Table broke.

Old lady to my left now has a 2015 gold World Series bracelet

#282

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#283

yes sir,  keep folding! 

 

i always loved in massive online  satellites when we were in hand-for-hand and #1 chip stack on a table went up against #2 or #3 chipstack on a table when you could literally see 10 tables with the hyper- short stacks about to be BB.

and watching #2 or #3 go out everytime was comedy.  Even if they had AA, who the FUCK cares, the goal is make the satellite number,  you dont get anything extra for being the biggest chipstack,  even if you have 1 chip left it doesnt matter if the bubble bursts. 

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#291
What's the best online app or website for a newby to learn holdem?
 


Pokerstars and 2+2 forum
#294

152 coming back from break. 137 is our target.

2/6/12 w 48k. Two guys at my table have 30k. We need to lose one per table on avg

#299

Two shortys get it all in w j8 and 79 and fucking chop. We’ve needed 1 for hand for hand for 30 mins

 

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