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  • My understanding is that if you are dealt a max payout hand (so Royal on any game, or 4 Aces with 2,3,4 kicker on the Triple Double Bonus I was playing, 5 deuces on deuces wild, etc.) it will just ins

  • In!!!!!!   Here’s my stack at 3k/10k/20k    

  • bigup2dahorns
    bigup2dahorns

    Damn. AA, KK, QQ, and JJ. Pretty sick. Another year making it in via satellite and clearing the first day. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, or something like that. Nice effort and appreciat

27 minutes ago, Lurch said:

About to get going in my first tourney. Any interest in updates, here or in another thread?

definitely

8800 after 2 levels.

100/200. Aggro to my immediate right opens UTG to 500. I make it 1600 w 89dd. Only he calls.

As7s7c. He checks, I 2200 and he folds.

It’s going FAST. Can barely break to type this

25/100/300.

 

I open MP to 800 w KJs and table folds. 9800.

 

Very next hand I do it again w QQ. Quite guy calls. SB shoves for 1450. I reraise to 2400. Quite guy thinks then shoves and I just have him covered. He can’t have aces or kings so I call. Quiet guy has AKo, SB has JTo. Q in the window and we hold.

 

 

22.5

1300 registered through 5 levels

20k at first break.

I’ve been in denial the last month or so that I finally need glasses. The lighting in here sucks and they’re already hurting. Not good

UTG shoves 4800 at 100/400/800. I call in B.B. w A5hh. Two hearts by turn but can’t get there.

14k

W 14k at 100/400/800 I open MP to 2k w AJs. SB (30 ish Asian dude) shoves 20k. I think I have a tight image. Tough lay down. Thoughts?

Get 9600 in SB w A4o. BB calls w 88 and we flop it for double up

 

This at 200/600/1200.

AQ over a small stack shove TT for 7700. I flop a Q and hold. 29k

 

I open button to 3500 w AKo. SB shoves 20.5k w ATo. We hold

 

49k.

 

50kish should work to the bubble

1383 players entered. 500 remain. 138 is our target

 

Is the bubble the top 10% and an entry to the WSOP main event? If so, well done.

 

 

 

cool,   run good sir, take down being 138th and get the token for the big game.

I can’t pick up any antes because big stack to my immediate right (same agro guy) is opening almost every hand now

I make a loose 4k open w A7o and button calls. We chk JT6 flop. I bet 4k on 7 turn and he snap calls. I chk K river and he bets 9k. Fold. Dammit.

 

400/1k/2k w 34k

 

Got super lucky. Shorty shoves 9500 w AQ and big stack called behind him. I had KQ in BB and folded

Finally get him. Agro opens to 4500. I shove 24.4 w AQs. He calls w KQs and we hold

I nearly stroked out doing this last year. Starting to get that feeling again

22 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Main event tv coverage starting tonight on espn2, FYI.

 

Who’s the chick in the booth? 

310 remain. 500/1500/3000. 52k

Table broke.

Old lady to my left now has a 2015 gold World Series bracelet

Jamie is a great twitter follow imo. Very sharp

 

Dammit. AJ loses to ak for 22.5k hit

 

Get aces in 4 ways and fucking hold!!!!

83k

 

250 remain

 

500/2k/4k

Lose 13k AQ v JJ. I flop and turn a Q, but he rivers a J

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yes sir,  keep folding! 

 

i always loved in massive online  satellites when we were in hand-for-hand and #1 chip stack on a table went up against #2 or #3 chipstack on a table when you could literally see 10 tables with the hyper- short stacks about to be BB.

and watching #2 or #3 go out everytime was comedy.  Even if they had AA, who the FUCK cares, the goal is make the satellite number,  you dont get anything extra for being the biggest chipstack,  even if you have 1 chip left it doesnt matter if the bubble bursts. 

Edited by AUS-97HORN

57k at 500/2k/4k. Not sure I can fold in

how many are left?

 

Edit, saw the hand above- answers that question

Edited by AUS-97HORN

I’m in bad shape. No cards to shove with even if I wanted to

What's the best online app or website for a newby to learn holdem?

 

1/4/8 w 20k and the button

What's the best online app or website for a newby to learn holdem?
 


Pokerstars and 2+2 forum

Get 14k in w KK and two callers. A on flop hits a guy, but I river straight

47k at 1/4/8

154 remain

152 coming back from break. 137 is our target.

2/6/12 w 48k. Two guys at my table have 30k. We need to lose one per table on avg

Double up w 88. 64k.

Two shortys get it all in w j8 and 79 and fucking chop. We’ve needed 1 for hand for hand for 30 mins

 

139. I’m 6 hands from paying BB

I have 24k at 2/8/16

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