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Just now, ADHD said:

70-28.

I am not sure UH can get 28 at this point because of Army gets close to 50 they will probably go 100% run and UH will never get the ball

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Tune is terrible.

uh Mack this is Major......you still got that OC position open?

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1 minute ago, LongestHorn said:

Major to file war crimes charges against Army at the half.

Yikes.

Coogs want to be anywhere but Amon Carter...LOlz.

It's gotta be tough without their best player on both sides of the ball, but ho-lee crap...

Edited by slorch

I wanted a TD for Woolfolk.

Oh well, there will be more chances.

 

Someone needs to tell Monken that there is no 45 point rule, like in Texas 6-Man ball.

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This looks like CU vs Nebraska 2001. 62-36.

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1 minute ago, ADHD said:

This looks like CU vs Nebraska 2001. 62-36.

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You’re pretty determined to find a game where the uniforms look similar. Maybe you can try Wisconsin vs. Purdue, too?

hot sports opinion here

if I was an NFL GM I would take a hard pass on Ed Oliver.....he racked up stats in a shit conference and he is soft as fuck with an attitude problem and an ego problem....he will be a huge NFL bust

hot sports opinion here

if I was an NFL GM I would take a hard pass on Ed Oliver.....he racked up stats in a shit conference and he is soft as fuck with an attitude problem and an ego problem....he will be a huge NFL bust

Nah. They’ll give him a shot. Far from the first prima dona to put on an nfl uni.

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Kansas City vs the Saints

Just now, ADHD said:

Kansas City vs the Saints

Stop you fucking retard

Just now, tbone_ said:


Nah. They’ll give him a shot.

oh he will get drafted for sure and probably pretty high, but I see him washing out

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Stop you fucking retard

he has ADHD he is not going to stop

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Stop you fucking retard

It's a joke you ass fag.

Just now, ADHD said:

It's a joke you ass fag.

It's not even remotely funny cock gobbler...nor are you.

Too fucking easy.

I like major, but I’m not gonna lie, I like seeing Army kick ass.

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Yes it is it's hilarious I'm doing open mic at The Laugh Factory in LA right now and they fucking love it. 

And now I'm gonna do some observational comedy about onions.

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19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I'm laughing in the press box.

See.

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Wow, sideline reporter QK is really determined to make excuses for Houston. 

there is a lot of shit going on with their program between players out and coordinators either gone or checking out, but that is the kind of shit that happens (especially with the coaching) when you have administrators and boosters that try and run the program through the media and try and hand cuff coaches and put their nose in there

they missed out on better coaches because of tilman insisting that he would lock a coach down with a huge buyout and then they had to take Applewhite and then their fans proceeded to shit on him and the president fueled them more with her "more than 8 wins" comment.....and of course that makes coordinators hesitant to come there (so you get a shit DC)  or it makes them want to GTFO ASAP like Briles

their program is barely holding together and Major will take the brunt of the fall

Hopefully first drive of 2nd half ends with Woolfolk getting a TD.  When shit got tough, they always seemed to call on 33 to get them out of the bind.

Throw the dude a bone on way out.

Davidson too.  Guy has always played his ass off.

Acho & maybe Mora (??) are unbearable to listen to during this game.

I know Manny is a former Longhorn, but he can be really annoying as a commentator..... Might be trying to be another Skip Bayless or Stephen A??

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David Klingler must be pissed right now.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Back to Lt Applewhite after that showing 

Loss of only two ranks?  I was thinking more Private Seamus

42 points at the half?  No wonder Applewhite didn't seem eager to do the halftime interview.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Loss of only two ranks?  I was thinking more Private Seamus

Damn yanking his commission and sending him to the enlisted ranks.  Gonna need to see congressional approval lol

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Loss of only two ranks?  I was thinking more Private Seamus

pos rep! lol

Just now, Bullneck said:

42 points at the half?  No wonder Applewhite didn't seem eager to do the halftime interview.

The post game presser is going to be a train wreck

Maybe this has something to do with it.

 

"Mark D'Onofrio has been relieved of his duties as defensive coordinator at the University of Houston, coach Major Applewhite announced Sunday.

D'Onofrio, who joined the program as part of Applewhite's first staff in 2017, had one year left on his contract that pays $400,000.

"I appreciate Mark for being a great professional and hard worker as part of our staff," Applewhite said in a statement. "He and his family have shown complete dedication to the Houston football program and our student-athletes while on our team."

A search has begun for a replacement. Outside linebackers coach Dan Carrel will call defensive plays in the Cougars' bowl game."

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Based on this embarrassment, Applewhite must be a Major in the French army. 

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