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It's the worst day in his football life.

I commented before, but this Mercedes Nick Saban commercial......how many cars did they have to give him to finally agree to go through the motions for that

10 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Amazing that anybody hires Major. He’s never proven shit 

he was the only one dumb enough to put his entire head coaching future on the line to win 9+ games at UH for at least 3 seasons in a row before he could GTFO to a better place

I don't think he understood at all the stupidity and entitlement of the UH fan base nor did he remotely understand how being a UT alumni would play against his so badly with UH fans

there was a large % that were never going to like him simply because of his ties to UT (made worse by the fact that Herman left to come to UT) and then there was an even larger % that thought UH deserved a much more proven head coach, but that are too stupid to understand a more proven head coach is never going to deal with tilman and the massive buyouts

 

these squib kicks are not working at all

they just gave Army the ball at the Army 47 what a give up

well made all the worse by 30 yards up the gut t0 the 17

And with that touchdown, Kelvin Hopkins just set the record for rushing touchdowns in the Armed Forces Bowl.

U H.  The H must stand for humiilation.

At this point the only way this gets more degrading for Major is if someone from Army walks over to the Houston sideline, facefucks him until he cries and then writes "Whore" on his forehead with lipstick. 

this is the UH that would have drug the Big 12 into the gutter if they had been allowed in

they would get up for one game a year to try and play spoiler and then they would decline to the point their program was just shit

1 minute ago, Continental Op said:

At this point the only way this gets more degrading for Major is if someone from Army walks over to the Houston sideline, facefucks him until he cries and then writes "Whore" on his forehead with lipstick. 

Uhhh .. that would be a Navy thing. 

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1 minute ago, Continental Op said:

At this point the only way this gets more degrading for Major is if someone from Army walks over to the Houston sideline, facefucks him until he cries and then writes "Whore" on his forehead with lipstick. 

There's no crying in fuck face.

Houston should be given a carnival prize like a plastic spider for this effort.

Edited by Horn80

Longview vs WestBrook game is way the hell better than this.

Just dropping back in on this thread.  Has anyone made any Chris Simms jokes yet?

Just now, Bullneck said:

Just dropping back in on this thread.  Has anyone made any Chris Simms jokes yet?

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2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

He shouldn't be fired. No QB and no Dline is a decent excuse.

Just now, ADHD said:

He shouldn't be fired. No QB and no Dline is a decent excuse.

There's no reason to fire him after only 2 seasons.

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

This game needs a running clock.

by mid 2nd Quarter.

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Houston is the quit.

2 minutes ago, 47Straight said:

I dread having to play Army again next season.

what's your school?  Army graduates some key Seniors, for sure, but today, some of the young uns have shone out.

with @OUsucks, WSU at home and @north Texas state so far on the OOC for 2019 UH better get Houston Baptist (the worst D1-AA team there is by winning %) on the phone and schedule them

OU is going to be ready to beat the shit out of them after a couple of years ago and more so if OU players and coaches read all the shit that UH fans talked about how OUsucks played Army earlier this year and I am not sure mike can even swing his sword of lose bad enough to lose to this team and north Texas state will probably be amped up to play a "Texas rival" at home especially since UH kicked the shit out of them to open Applebees  Stajium

 

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Army’s coach looks like a pissed off Bradley Cooper

Monken is cool as hell.

 

Love him as a coach.

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

what's your school?  Army graduates some key Seniors, for sure, but today, some of the young uns have shone out.

OU. Just looked and luckily it's 2020 not 2019.

Edited by 47Straight

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

hot sports opinion here

if I was an NFL GM I would take a hard pass on Ed Oliver.....he racked up stats in a shit conference and he is soft as fuck with an attitude problem and an ego problem....he will be a huge NFL bust

Khalil Mack says Hi

1 minute ago, 47Straight said:

OU

Lolz.

 

as if...

 

Sooners will be fine.

Army deserved a better bowl game opponent than this. This is why some coordinators can’t be head coaches. I watched for five minutes and had to turn it off. 

4 minutes ago, 47Straight said:

OU

sucks

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Monken is building an empire. Army West Point is a force to be reckoned with next season!

Monken has a firm grasp of what he's been given with regard to talent.  He is masterful at executing his gameplans.

Not sure it will ever be an empire again, with regard to football. Doc Blanchard ain't walking through those doors.

13 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

Thus the reason they couldn't get anyone better than Major.

lol the soldiers are more interested in playing poker than watching the game. 

9 minutes ago, slorch said:

Monken is cool as hell.

 

Love him as a coach.

I’d heard the name before, but wasn’t too aware of his history, so I just did a little research. Very impressive track record. Certainly doesn’t lack intensity.

Cougar High fan who talks a whole bunch of shit about UT and Tom Herman on twitter are really quiet today. 

TD Army! With the extra point made that gives them the new Armed Forces Bowl record for most points scored.

56-7.  So when's the last time army scored 70?  Ever?

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