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and I have to give the ESPN reporter, Quint some serious respect.  56 pushups and he probably did it in under a minute. 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Army deserved a better bowl game opponent than this. This is why some coordinators can’t be head coaches. I watched for five minutes and had to turn it off. 

some UH fans are calling for them to fire Major and promote briles to HC so briles does not get away to FSU

more interesting is I don't think there is a way that Major makes it through next year at UH and with so many of the retread coaches taking positions this year and with USC probably opening up next year (that will probably kick off a lot of coaching changes) next year looks to be a bad time to hire a head coach especially if you are going to try and hamstring them with huge buyouts and fuck up coordinator searches by having alumni and presidents involved

damn the general is cranking out those pushups I give him props for setting a standard

not a bad ass on that Army girl

1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

This is a dry buttfucking.

From John Holmes

damn that fumble makes up for the Army fumble if this stands this game goes to 70 easy

Just now, GSU&UT said:

This is a dry buttfucking.

Major is getting a GI shower.

Just now, ButtFumble said:

post AIDS john holmes

While high on coke

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

While high on coke

and two magic blue pills

 

Just now, Thiefery said:

and two magic blue pills

 

Not needed.  Houston is giving him a Major hard on.

Wonder how pissed the AD is..She could've had Orlando...wonder if he would have done better

 

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

It'd be funny if they punched in another TD.

shit there are 11 minutes left it is inevitable at this point

after this next score would be good time for one of those AAC P6 commercials

damn Army calls a time out to correct something.....not fucking around

Just now, Thiefery said:

Wonder how pissed the AD is..She could've had Orlando...wonder if he would have done better

 

Orlando was not dumb enough to put his head coaching future on the line for a program that would undermine him days after he signed the contract and where he would be held to a ridiculous standard

how many pushups is that total?

Just now, elfenix said:

how many pushups is that total?

315 I believe

Just now, elfenix said:

how many pushups is that total?

7+14+21+28+35+42+49+56+63 = 315

USF says UH is better than they look. Just a player or two away from dominating Army. An extra player or two on the field every down, that is.

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

7+14+21+28+35+42+49+56+63 = 315

7 * (1+2+...+8+9) = 7 * (9 * 10 / 2) = 7 * 45 = 315

I have not paid a ton of attention but have they checked in much with, or talked much about, the guy for Houston, the DL, who wanted to wear the winter coat? I assume he is not playing in this one.

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

I have not paid a ton of attention but have they checked in much with, or talked much about, the guy for Houston, the DL, who wanted to wear the winter coat? I assume he is not playing in this one.

he has totally checked out from UH you will probably see him in the NFL saying ed oliver Westfield High

Going in dry isn’t even good enough of a description. This is full on ww1 trench butt fucking 

35 minutes ago, WBT said:

56-7.  So when's the last time army scored 70?  Ever?

1955. Did it a couple times during WWII. 

Edited by TheStoicPaisano

1 minute ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

1955. Did it fairly regularly during WWII. 

Those guys didn’t want to get sent to fight.

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

1955. Did it a couple times during WWII. 

I believe ArmyBrat played for the team back then.

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

1955. Did it fairly regularly during WWII. 

 

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

And there it is.  First time scoring 70 since they beat Furman 81-0 on Sept 24, 1955.

holy shit.... army with 70  

Edited by AUS-97HORN

Army ties the bowl points record set by WVU a few years ago v Clemson 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

holy shit.... when was the last time army scored 70?

Bastogne?

I think UH is definitely PAC 12 ready at this point

the PAC 12 better fuck the Big 12 hard and scoop UH up and prevent the Big 12 from locking down the Houston media market

44 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Major gonna get fired in the Amon Carter parking lot

A firing squad would be merciful.

4 minutes ago, LongestHorn said:

A firing squad would be merciful.

Take him back to Scott street if that's the way it's gonna be. 

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26 minutes ago, WBT said:

7 * (1+2+...+8+9) = 7 * (9 * 10 / 2) = 7 * 45 = 315

Bullshit.

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