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2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

God damn. What a beating.

Army with 58 runs for 507 yards with 8 TDs.

Houston with 87 yards on 41 runs with 1 TD.

That must be what it feels like to fuck a fat chick and then also find out you got gonorrhea from her.  Right, Major?

Hadn't realized they also got Route 66'd that year by UCLA too

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I hope this kills any future job prospects for Major with UT football now and forever.

It does. But so did the trainer affair. 

Give Houston a break guys. How could they have known that Army would come out and run the triple option?

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

70-14?  LOL

Well now, that wasn’t very good. No, not very good at all.

11 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Army should be ranked...

 

?, 1,2, X

17 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Aggy gonna sue REAL Army for wearing that “12”. 

They don’t want to admit they are faux Army.  They can’t handle the truth.  The phonies.

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I hope this kills any future job prospects for Major with UT football now and forever.

He could have won 70-0 today and would never see the light of day again in that regard. 

Dude's scum. When's your wife's 8 months pregnant you go strange.   Nah uh.

I figured there was about a 45% chance he would be fired for this loss, but the more minutes that go by the less likely that is and if he makes it past the weekend he will probably be there next year

I figure there is about a 75% chance he does not make it past 3 games next year although I am not sure who they would have take over since both coordinators will be new (unless somehow briles does not leave).....if for some reason briles stays it is probably an 85% chance Major does not make it past 3 games next year and briles takes over and his dad comes in immediately in some capacity as well....UH (their administration included) is that desperate and that stupid at this point

and I do not want him at Texas ever in any capacity....I am not in favor of cheating on a wife and disgusted by it when she is pregnant and I blame Mack/Deloss 100% for keeping him and dragging UT into the lawsuit for doing so, but Major still brought that down on UT to start.....a campus filled to the gills with hot girls and he has to bang a trainer

Game recap: Army ties the bowl record for most points scored with 70

Army sets Armed Forces Bowl record for rush yards with 507

Army sets defensive Armed Forces Bowl record by recording 10 sacks. That's right, 10!

Just now, Machinator said:

 

The way he tore up Army caught FSU’s eye.

So will Houston fans finally cleanse their vaginas and realize it was all Herman who won at that middle school posing as a college football team? Jesus, Major sucks as a coach.

it will be interesting to see what briles can do with the FSU level of talent this is going to be a big decision for him though

if he can make something happen at FSU then he will be a big candidate for a head coaching job, but it FSU still sucks he will probably be damaged by all the job jumping he has done recently

He could have won 70-0 today and would never see the light of day again in that regard. 
Dude's scum. When's your wife's 8 months pregnant you go strange.   Nah uh.

Dang how did I forget about that?

Screw that idiot!
35 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Fuck Kendal Briles too.

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UH fans are so pathetic and stupid

they are now claiming that Herman won because of Levines recruits.....you know Levine the guy they shitted on and fired because he had two 8 wins seasons in a row after a 5 win season when he took over a program that changed head coaches like Vic's cholas change chonies

some actually want Levine back, others want Kliff....because you know it was because of Texas Tech that Kliff failed and he would have success at a place like UH.....I mean never mind the fact that if you watched any game from his six seasons at Tech it was clear he did not know how to coach worth a fuck

some want the coach from Tulane.....some mentioned Skipper Holtz.....Neal Brown....Seth Littrell.....you know the guy that can't win big games and shits the bed to bad teams at least once or twice a season and has won slightly more than Major in a much shittier conference....many of them want Briles to take over

they are too stupid to understand they are their own worst enemy

On 12/22/2018 at 4:13 PM, TexasMan said:

Hadn't realized they also got Route 66'd that year by UCLA too

 

 

 

Too soon!

23 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I figured there was about a 45% chance he would be fired for this loss, but the more minutes that go by the less likely that is and if he makes it past the weekend he will probably be there next year

I figure there is about a 75% chance he does not make it past 3 games next year although I am not sure who they would have take over since both coordinators will be new (unless somehow briles does not leave).....if for some reason briles stays it is probably an 85% chance Major does not make it past 3 games next year and briles takes over and his dad comes in immediately in some capacity as well....UH (their administration included) is that desperate and that stupid at this point

and I do not want him at Texas ever in any capacity....I am not in favor of cheating on a wife and disgusted by it when she is pregnant and I blame Mack/Deloss 100% for keeping him and dragging UT into the lawsuit for doing so, but Major still brought that down on UT to start.....a campus filled to the gills with hot girls and he has to bang a trainer

 

42 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

UH fans are so pathetic and stupid

they are now claiming that Herman won because of Levines recruits.....you know Levine the guy they shitted on and fired because he had two 8 wins seasons in a row after a 5 win season when he took over a program that changed head coaches like Vic's cholas change chonies

some actually want Levine back, others want Kliff....because you know it was because of Texas Tech that Kliff failed and he would have success at a place like UH.....I mean never mind the fact that if you watched any game from his six seasons at Tech it was clear he did not know how to coach worth a fuck

some want the coach from Tulane.....some mentioned Skipper Holtz.....Neal Brown....Seth Littrell.....you know the guy that can't win big games and shits the bed to bad teams at least once or twice a season and has won slightly more than Major in a much shittier conference....many of them want Briles to take over

they are too stupid to understand they are their own worst enemy

If a tree falls on UH fan alone in a forest, would anyone care?

If a tree falls in the forest and your wife isn’t there to hear it, are you still wrong?

 

KBriles to FSU as OC is official....

Guess they think it's kinda like money laundering..... move thru  3 different locations and your shit is clean??

Hopefully Daniel Figurelli offs himself over that game. That would be a wonderful Christmas present. 

On 12/22/2018 at 6:06 PM, Nueces River Rat said:

I hope this kills any future job prospects for Major with UT football now and forever.

Indeed. He is what we thought he was.

On 12/22/2018 at 4:29 PM, ButtFumble said:

I commented before, but this Mercedes Nick Saban commercial......how many cars did they have to give him to finally agree to go through the motions for that

Nick has three Mercedes dealerships, One in Hoover, Al. another in Irondale, Al. (both suburbs of Birmingham). And another in Nashville, TN.

6 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

KBriles to FSU as OC is official....

Guess they think it's kinda like money laundering..... move thru  3 different locations and your shit is clean??

Had he stayed at UH he would have been the highest paid coordinator at a non P5 school. Cougs can't keep any of their talent. 

Major has got to win 9 or more games next year to keep his job. To be fair, he would have had 9 wins this year if King didnt get hurt.

 

he could/should have had 9 wins last year but the UTSA harvey game got cancelled.

 

that said, I wouldnt be shocked to see him go after Harrell for his OC.

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Major has got to win 9 or more games next year to keep his job. To be fair, he would have had 9 wins this year if King didnt get hurt.

 

he could/should have had 9 wins last year but the UTSA harvey game got cancelled.

 

that said, I wouldnt be shocked to see him go after Harrell for his OC.

Probably will be difficult for Major to rebuild that staff well enough to survive as Head Coach after 2019 Season.  Might make sense for him to swing for the fence and hire several young up-and-coming assistants....

3 hours ago, wood said:

Indeed. He is what we thought he was.

Seems like the recent coaches who were hot stuff as college players don't quite make it as HC's.    They do well as coordinators or position coaches, but totally just blow it as HC's.  

Look at KK at Tech as another example.  The coaches who were pretty much bench players or didn't play college ball at all do better at the HC jobs.  IMO.

Seems like the recent coaches who were hot stuff as college players don't quite make it as HC's.    They do well as coordinators or position coaches, but totally just blow it as HC's.  
Look at KK at Tech as another example.  The coaches who were pretty much bench players or didn't play college ball at all do better at the HC jobs.  IMO.


Doing and coaching are two different skill sets. It’s pretty true in all sports. Those that are good teachers do well coaching. Those that were great doers but are mediocre teachers do poorly.
13 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

 


Doing and coaching are two different skill sets. It’s pretty true in all sports. Those that are good teachers do well coaching. Those that were great doers but are mediocre teachers do poorly.

 

That and many of them are just too young. 

14 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

 


Doing and coaching are two different skill sets. It’s pretty true in all sports. Those that are good teachers do well coaching. Those that were great doers but are mediocre teachers do poorly.

 

Very true...

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

That and many of them are just too young. 

It's not always the case, but it's hard to command respect as an authority figure when the players you are coaching are a few years removed from your college days. 

Look at the greats and some of the better current coaches.   It took them a decade or longer to just get a HC job and usually that was at a no name school in the sticks.  For comparisons sake....

He could have won 70-0 today and would never see the light of day again in that regard. 
Dude's scum. When's your wife's 8 months pregnant you go strange.   Nah uh.
What about with her blessing? What if she was a cuck queen?
On 12/22/2018 at 8:23 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

So will Houston fans finally cleanse their vaginas and realize it was all Herman who won at that middle school posing as a college football team? Jesus, Major sucks as a coach.

After Tulsa there were certainly a few 9.95ers saying Major should replace Tom 

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Seems like the recent coaches who were hot stuff as college players don't quite make it as HC's.    They do well as coordinators or position coaches, but totally just blow it as HC's.  

Look at KK at Tech as another example.  The coaches who were pretty much bench players or didn't play college ball at all do better at the HC jobs.  IMO.

Scott Frost?

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

That and many of them are just too young. 

Meh.  Knute Rockne was 30 when he became HC at ND, as was DKR when he started at MSU. 

 

 

Just now, deadshank said:

Meh.  Knute Rockne was 30 when he became HC at ND, as was DKR when he started at MSU. 

 

 

Many not all of them.  Like Shaka, it takes some time and experience for a coach to decide who he is, what he wants, and what kind of coach be will be.  Some just haven't figured that out, some may never, and for some it isn't an issue at all. 

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