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Just now, satyanash said:

Thompson's twitter is weirdly full of pro-blOU stuff. I get he's an Oklahoma native but come on

Even OU's spies suck.

Just now, satyanash said:

Thompson's twitter is weirdly full of pro-blOU stuff. I get he's an Oklahoma native but come on

I just want to point out for the thousandth time that you're an insufferable bitch. 

fuck Chip. What a piece of stupid shit. Hate that guy more every year. He’s like some agent working against us. He should be refused access to the Texas program

Just now, taybo20 said:

fuck Chip. What a piece of stupid shit. Hate that guy more every year. He’s like some agent working against us. He should be refused access to the Texas program

Yeah he is the real sleeper agent. It is amazing how often he makes "mistakes". 

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Thompson's twitter is weirdly full of pro-blOU stuff. I get he's an Oklahoma native but come on

I mean, he’s the son of Charles Thompson. I know him and Charles is the type of dude to walk into a movie theatre with the movie playing and yell “boomer”...

14 hours ago, Machinator said:

So we're taking Chip Brown at his word now?

Goddammit

Don't worry guys. Chip has it all under control.

Let's see if Casey is on campus by Sunday. I'm told Casey was upset he didn't get to tell the coaches who were recruiting him about his decision before it got out. Just a little patience here ...

On 12/25/2018 at 10:19 AM, XYZ said:

Mackovic would put the backup QB in for a series during the first half. I don’t see why other coaches couldn’t do the same.

Maybe because our defense wasn’t great this year and, generally speaking, you don’t spot opposing BigXII defenses a give away series when opposing BigXII offenses aren’t likely to do the same for you. 

14 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Maybe because our defense wasn’t great this year and, generally speaking, you don’t spot opposing BigXII defenses a give away series when opposing BigXII offenses aren’t likely to do the same for you. 

yeah, there were too many games already that had my heart overly stressed.  All I needed was a freshman QB thrown out there...  If the heart didn't go, I probably would have drank myself into a pine box.

Just now, Gaffords said:

yeah, there were too many games already that had my heart overly stressed.  All I needed was a freshman QB thrown out there...  If the heart didn't go, I probably would have drank myself into a pine box.

Yes. The pressure to score every time we had the ball was too intense to start testing out our backups.

20 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Maybe because our defense wasn’t great this year and, generally speaking, you don’t spot opposing BigXII defenses a give away series when opposing BigXII offenses aren’t likely to do the same for you. 

There was also the systemic problem that Herman was trying to RS all scholarship QBs not named Sam.  He wanted to get the freshmen a year in the system without losing eligibility and wanted Shane to have 2 years after the pending transfer.  So who exactly would have gotten those snaps.

3 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

There was also the systemic problem that Herman was trying to RS all scholarship QBs not named Sam.  He wanted to get the freshmen a year in the system without losing eligibility and wanted Shane to have 2 years after the pending transfer.  So who exactly would have gotten those snaps.

I think the plan was to let Shane take any necessary snaps early in the year, and then let Cam and or Casey get them later in the year where we could protect their RS with the 4 game rule. That supposed that we actually had a large lead and didn’t retreat into turtle ball to run clock in the fourth quarter while making the game uncomfortably close for everyone not on the opponent’s sideline. 

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Casey would be INSANE to transfer with the backup role falling into his lap as a RS-Fr.

...unless, of course, the reports on Rising are also full of shit. Just sayin'.

28 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Do we really think anyone is transferring because of a lack of garbage time snaps?

No234

(no "knowing new site doesn't have minimum post length" fail)

47 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

I think the plan was to let Shane take any necessary snaps early in the year, and then let Cam and or Casey get them later in the year where we could protect their RS with the 4 game rule. That supposed that we actually had a large lead and didn’t retreat into turtle ball to run clock in the fourth quarter while making the game uncomfortably close for everyone not on the opponent’s sideline. 

All true.  I think the problem was that the blowouts against USC and TCU came so early in the season.  Herman probably felt he might need Shane later if Sam was injured.  That actually happened to some degree.  Luckily it wasn't worse.

Wasn’t there a post, unsubstantiated obviously, after the bonitto piece that chip was into some gambling debt that was being at least partially forgiven in exchange for him writing shit about the Texas program?  

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wasn’t there a post, unsubstantiated obviously, after the bonitto piece that chip was into some gambling debt that was being at least partially forgiven in exchange for him writing shit about the Texas program?  

There was. Highly unsubstantiated, highly entertaining.

Why couldn’t Chip just give blowjobs to pay his debts like he usually does?

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Why couldn’t Chip just give blowjobs to pay his debts like he usually does?

That's what Hamm is doing. Or so I'm told.

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

That's what Hamm is doing. Or so I'm told.

I believe he was fired from his job giving blow jobs as well...

19 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Why couldn’t Chip just give blowjobs to pay his debts like he usually does?

I think paying for blow jobs actually created his debt.

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

...unless, of course, the reports on Rising are also full of shit. Just sayin'.

The Statesman reported the university confirmed on Rising 

5 minutes ago, Richter said:

Its weird that they remove it when guys who just ran out of eligibility are still on it (like Gary Johnson).  You'd think they'd keep him on the 2018 roster and just not show him when they convert to 2019.

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the sooner they get this off the website the better

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

That's what Hamm is doing. Or so I'm told.

did you cum?

I've always thought he was one part pornstache, two parts Mongol civil servant starter kit. None of which I would have objected to if he'd ever been our starter.

(Holy unpredicated pronouns, Batman. I'm talking about Cameron Rising, obviously.)

Edited by Walden Ponderer

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

did you cum?

Best in the biz

7 minutes ago, Richter said:

Best in the biz

They don’t call him 6figs for spitting.

So Thompson is still staying, right? I’m not reading the whole thread.

Just now, Brandywine said:

So Thompson is still staying, right? I’m not reading the whole thread.

Not confirmed but likely

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Not confirmed but likely

But we did confirm Chip Brown is a cunt whistle 

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

But we did confirm Chip Brown is a cunt whistle 

It is known

From what I can tell Chip is getting hammered pretty good over on his site.  Kind of an Infinity snake thing going on. 

6 hours ago, taybo20 said:

fuck Chip. What a piece of stupid shit. Hate that guy more every year. He’s like some agent working against us. He should be refused access to the Texas program

You mean he has access?  I’d have never guessed...

22 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

From what I can tell Chip is getting hammered pretty good over on his site.  Kind of an Infinity snake thing going on. 

post some screenshots 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

post some screenshots 

It’s pretty light fare compared to what gets posted on this site. 

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Why couldn’t Chip just give blowjobs to pay his debts like he usually does?

He would owe money.

55 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

From what I can tell Chip is getting hammered pretty good over on his site.

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1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

From what I can tell Chip is getting hammered pretty good over on his site.  Kind of an Infinity snake thing going on. 

It's well known that Chip enjoys getting hammered.

13 minutes ago, Atticus said:

It's well known that Chip enjoys getting hammered.

I should have sucker punched him at Manning’s before the game when I had the chance. 

20 minutes ago, Atticus said:

It's well known that Chip enjoys getting hammered.

*while getting nailed.

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