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2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You mean he has access?  I’d have never guessed...

🤘🏼

So it’s full banner time for Chip right?

1 hour ago, Atticus said:

It's well known that Chip enjoys getting hammered.

 

Who doesn’t?

Ah, well never mind then. But hey, whatever floats chips boat. Fucking scumbag 

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

He means in the ass.

With a boner.

21 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

With a boner.

Does he have the common courtesy to give a reach around?

3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

From what I can tell Chip is getting hammered pretty good over on his site.  Kind of an Infinity snake thing going on. 

Yet those morons still pay money to the site that employees him. They only have themselves to blame for Chip Brown. You pay his salary. 

4 hours ago, Digdogger said:

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I always wondered what happened to Pedro after Napoleon Dynamite. 

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Anxiously awaiting Casey news.....

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21 hours ago, futureman said:

did you cum?

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16 hours ago, TexOx said:

I always wondered what happened to Pedro after Napoleon Dynamite. 

wrong. 

clifton collins jr.

2 minutes ago, SKA the boss said:

Just popped in to drop an obligatory FCB.

Man that's too bad that Chip Brown raped and killed 5 baby calfs at TAMU. 

22 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Well this thread went dark 

Very, very racist

On 1/17/2019 at 1:44 AM, runthebone said:

Huge Adele fan. 

You know what I'm a fan of?  Dr. Zhivago.

What about it, is there a fucking doctor in the house?

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Do you want this thread derailed? I'll derail this mother scratcher for good if that is what you people want!

9 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Do you want this thread derailed? I'll derail this mother scratcher for good if that is what you people want!

I railed your mom real good.

13 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Do you want this thread derailed? I'll derail this mother scratcher for good if that is what you people want!

It could only help. Do your worst 

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Stuff in here about Casey.......  not sure how valuable since a 9.95er

https://texas.thefootballbrainiacs.com/2019/01/open-post-weekend-january-18th-20th/

Article Comment....  "As we reported when all of this originally started to break, the likelihood that one of the quarterbacks considering a transfer would stay is high if two other quarterbacks departed. That still appears to be the case, but Thompson’s situation still isn’t fully resolved. We’ve been told that Casey Thompson’s issues had more to do with gripes than with the lack of playing time and there are a lot of factors still at play."

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21 hours ago, Atticus said:

It's well known that Chip enjoys getting hammered.

I liked it better when he was a cunt whistle. Cunt Whistle is a damned fine name for a band.

Would have to be "Cuntwhistle" to ever have a chance at a marquee. Worth a shot.

All I have to say is that whenever I see the “wellll we’re waiting” gif, I keep staring at those ugly fucking pink hats for some reason.

Coming home in a body bag - now thats a good movie!

Are we using a dry rub or a bbq sauce?
Bbq is NOT A SAUCE!
2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Stuff in here about Casey.......  not sure how valuable since a 9.95er

https://texas.thefootballbrainiacs.com/2019/01/open-post-weekend-january-18th-20th/

Article Comment....  "As we reported when all of this originally started to break, the likelihood that one of the quarterbacks considering a transfer would stay is high if two other quarterbacks departed. That still appears to be the case, but Thompson’s situation still isn’t fully resolved. We’ve been told that Casey Thompson’s issues had more to do with gripes than with the lack of playing time and there are a lot of factors still at play."

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Simple solution to a simple problem.

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Stuff in here about Casey.......  not sure how valuable since a 9.95er

https://texas.thefootballbrainiacs.com/2019/01/open-post-weekend-january-18th-20th/

Article Comment....  "As we reported when all of this originally started to break, the likelihood that one of the quarterbacks considering a transfer would stay is high if two other quarterbacks departed. That still appears to be the case, but Thompson’s situation still isn’t fully resolved. We’ve been told that Casey Thompson’s issues had more to do with gripes than with the lack of playing time and there are a lot of factors still at play."

In other words, we don’t know anything at all, but we’re trying a cya both ways move and tell you we predicted it right. The $9.95 way.

5 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I liked it better when he was a cunt whistle. Cunt Whistle is a damned fine name for a band.

Fine name for a race horse. "And it's Cunt Whistle coming around the outside..."

 

While I'm waiting maybe I'll lay some pipe.
Bold strategy Cotton...I just may do the same.

Yay I think, if it's real

Thx for staying

51 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Gripes?  Like not being allowed to sling coke in the dorm?

He's staying, so...no dad jokes.

 

Until he throws an interception, then he can go to hell. 

9 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Do you want this thread derailed? I'll derail this mother scratcher for good if that is what you people want!

Well using mother scratcher should’ve done the job but I see it didn’t work. 

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9 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

FCB.......FCB........FCB

 

1 hour ago, Canada said:

I called it. 5 minutes later, a tweet arrives, he stays. I am purgatory county, and they're gonna ban me.

You are welcome. and you are forgiven. You know not what you do.

That Georgia game eh, Awesomeness.

Why did you change your user name from _danger_snax?

 


So.....I can now quit checking the Football Board for this tread bump every 10 minutes?
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20 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Anxiously awaiting Casey news.....

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                        YES....YES....YES

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10 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

(bump)

Now I'm just hhoping we can get some blowouts next year so we can see what he looks like when the bullets are firing. 

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