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Norman is in the running for the biggest bitch in the NFL.

 

12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

How did you lose your foot?

 

T'Boo Tom Dempsey

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This thread brings the lulz.

Classic Surly.

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Couple of questions - Why do you take a surfboard to a beach that has no waves? Why is there a hat on top of the surfboard?

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3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

 

 

Oh, I didn't know we have black posters.  Cool!

 

Well... some. We only put up with them if they're well spoken.

31 minutes ago, po elvis said:

i missed futureman's shirtless pic.

this was after christmas last year.  really packed it on over the holidays so that’s why I look so soft.  

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15 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:



My money would be on Norman in that scrap.

LMAO

props to tboo for owning it.  Hopefully more shops are coming. 

3 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

This......now, this is a thread......

Can we go ahead and add a shopped penis on the nice lady? 

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Apologies for my contributions and major props to @T’Boo Ted Marshall for having a lovely wife and a good sense of humor. 

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4 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

This......now, this is a thread......

Can we go ahead and add a shopped penis on the nice lady? 

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On 12/23/2018 at 12:30 AM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

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Do I look fat to you little fella?
I’d wreck shop on you all day long.

You have kids, right?

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On 12/22/2018 at 11:57 PM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

The Titans guy had been doing shit all game long. A lineman walking over and taunting right in front of the opposing teams bench? You deserve to get smacked.

My money would be on Norman in that scrap.

You must like to lose money

On 12/23/2018 at 12:30 AM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

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Do I look fat to you little fella?
I’d wreck shop on you all day long.

No, but did your wife steal that swimsuit from my grandma?

On 12/23/2018 at 12:30 AM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

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Do I look fat to you little fella?
I’d wreck shop on you all day long.

Why do you shave your chest/nipples?

23 minutes ago, housious said:

Why do you shave your chest/nipples?

housious?  the housious?

Can we see more pictures of your wife without you in them? Hopefully some without her shirt on. 

4 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


Why are you focused on my chest/nipples?

Because I’ve already seen your wife’s

1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

You must like to lose money

World class/fast twitch guy that has some power & no fear ain't no joke..  hear ya, but it's not a given the big boy wins that fight.

 

3 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

World class/fast twitch guy that has some power & no fear ain't no joke..  hear ya, but it's not a given the big boy wins that fight.

 

Are you T’Boo’s wife/agent? 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

housious?  the housious?

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18 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Are you T’Boo’s wife/agent? 

Bro don't make me come at you wit vaca pics

58 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Hopefully it cost you less than it did me. They’re not real, but they’re spectacular.

you have a loose definition of spectacular. 

 

1 hour ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

World class/fast twitch guy that has some power & no fear ain't no joke..  hear ya, but it's not a given the big boy wins that fight.

I think taylor lewan might be a little twitchier than you realize.  this is a fight, not a fucking footrace. 

41 minutes ago, housious said:

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you gotta get on that avatar 

Holy shit...I'm like this Josh Norman thread seems to be picking up steam.  Why's a Josh Norman thread picking up steam...

 

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Seriously, wow.  

Josh Norman loves to dish it out, but can't take it. Lewan owns oceanfront property in his head, all it took was mimicking Norman's celebration after the game ended and he went ballistic hahaha.

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1 hour ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Bro don't make me come at you wit vaca pics

Hey Man U watch out. I’m 5’10 170. Bench like Ronnie Coleman in his prime. 

18 minutes ago, Chad said:

Josh Norman loves to dish it out, but can't take it. Lewan owns oceanfront property in his head, all it took was mimicking Norman's celebration after the game ended and he went ballistic hahaha.

Bro, that's like oceanfront property in Oklahoma.  It's all west texas in his head.  

On 12/23/2018 at 12:57 AM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

The Titans guy had been doing shit all game long. A lineman walking over and taunting right in front of the opposing teams bench? You deserve to get smacked.

My money would be on Norman in that scrap.

Lewan goes to bat for his teammates. Norman took cheap shots at Henry on several occasions and was talking a lot of trash so when the game ended Lewan strolled over in front of their bench and taunted him. You would lose your money because Lewan has about 120 pounds on Norman and would break him in two.

8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Holy shit...I'm like this Josh Norman thread seems to be picking up steam.  Why's a Josh Norman thread picking up steam...

 

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Seriously, wow.  

Lmao. Same here. I'm like "why is a Josh Norman thread almost 100 replies". I had already seen the clip so I knew what it would be about. He's not talked about much on this board.

Now I know why this thread is almost 100 replies and frankly, it's more entertaining than talking about Josh Norman.

Why irrelevant OP? I just searched and he has 59 tackles, 3 INTs and 3 forced fumbles.

Sounds pretty relevant to me.

Lewan threatened the girl who accused his Michigan teammate of rape. He fights dirty.

I have not laughed this much in a while. Had no clue why a Josh Norman thread had more than 10 replies. 

 

Thank you surly for the great start to my Christmas morning. 

If you say so Chad.

There is a reason for having weight classes in fighting sports.
5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

There is a reason for having weight classes in fighting sports.

no no, manny pacquiao could kick  deontay wilder’s ass.  sorry you never beat up anybody bigger than you. 

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