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To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.

just point at something in the room and I’ll fuck it for you. 

And no you can't ride in the trunk bud! Cause the trunk is packed full with 75 pounds worth of homemade C4 explosives that I personally packed with these two ha...

Tug!!! Tug!! Are you guys okay?

 

This is on of my favorite movies 

Rip some throats

 

the rules have changed. 

But the players are still the same 

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How's your nose, rookie? 

It's fine. I just banged it into a giant vagina. 

So, my face is a vagina, huh? Well, I bet you wish your nose was a dick... so you could fuck butts.

6 hours ago, Grandioso said:

There's like a million wires in here.

I’m more of a three wire guy.

  • 4 weeks later...

I’ll suck your dick. I’ll suck your fucking dick!

I rammed her. I don't wanna use the F-word because I dont' wanna diminish it's beauty in any way. But it was fucking great and I've never felt that way about a bone-session before

I've never seen this movie

1 minute ago, huge said:

I've never seen this movie

It's terrible and awesome all at the same time.

6 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

It's terrible and awesome all at the same time.

This may be the most accurate and succinct movie review of all time.

13 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

It's terrible and awesome all at the same time.

*terribly awesome

15 minutes ago, huge said:

I've never seen this movie

huge, if true. 

It is begging for a sequel and I'm not sure what the holdup is

3 hours ago, Jimbaround said:

It's terrible and awesome all at the same time.

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