December 23, 20187 yr To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.
December 23, 20187 yr And no you can't ride in the trunk bud! Cause the trunk is packed full with 75 pounds worth of homemade C4 explosives that I personally packed with these two ha... Tug!!! Tug!! Are you guys okay? This is on of my favorite movies
December 23, 20187 yr Rip some throats the rules have changed. But the players are still the same Edited December 23, 20187 yr by ChickenSandwich
December 24, 20187 yr How's your nose, rookie? It's fine. I just banged it into a giant vagina. So, my face is a vagina, huh? Well, I bet you wish your nose was a dick... so you could fuck butts.
December 24, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, Grandioso said: There's like a million wires in here. I’m more of a three wire guy.
January 18, 20196 yr I rammed her. I don't wanna use the F-word because I dont' wanna diminish it's beauty in any way. But it was fucking great and I've never felt that way about a bone-session before
January 21, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, huge said: I've never seen this movie It's terrible and awesome all at the same time.
January 21, 20196 yr 6 minutes ago, Jimbaround said: It's terrible and awesome all at the same time. This may be the most accurate and succinct movie review of all time.
January 21, 20196 yr 13 minutes ago, Jimbaround said: It's terrible and awesome all at the same time. *terribly awesome
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