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Watching It's a Wonderful Life right now then switching to Ralphie.

6 minutes ago, retread said:

Not a finger!

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I won  a major award last Christmas. And yes, it does exude a soft glow of electric sex.

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What is the most times anyone has ever watched this movie?

 

I dont think I've ever watched it from beginning to end but I always end up on it if nothing else is on. 

3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

What is the most times anyone has ever watched this movie?

 

I dont think I've ever watched it from beginning to end but I always end up on it if nothing else is on. 

I pretty much did the whole 24 hours the last 2 years. I didn't constantly sit in front of the TV, but it was playing in the background the whole time. This year I'm breaking it up with some Netflix.

Old man drinking Red Wine on Xmas morning is just all wrong. Bothers me every time. Brown water? Sure. Red wine at 7am? Bullshit 

“You used up all the glue ON PURPOSE!”


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Took a five year hiatus from this film. Watched it last night and enjoyed it again.

13 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Don’t shoot any animals or birds. Be careful Ralphie 

My father gave me a Benjamin pump bb/pellet gun for Christmas when I was about Ralphie's age.  It was freezing out but I just had to shoot the gun immediately.  Without going outside, I opened the back door and spied a little Towhee bird scratching around under a bush at least fifty feet away.  Pumped the gun three times, aimed from the hip and POW! killed that poor fucker with the first bb shot from the gun, never believing I would even come close.  Christmas, dumb kids and bb guns - a dangerous combination.  Never told my mother, who adored her little yardbirds.  The guilt!  The horror.  Still makes me feel bad every time I hear "Jorreee, jorreee!"

14 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

My father gave me a Benjamin pump bb/pellet gun for Christmas when I was about Ralphie's age.  It was freezing out but I just had to shoot the gun immediately.  Without going outside, I opened the back door and spied a little Towhee bird scratching around under a bush at least fifty feet away.  Pumped the gun three times, aimed from the hip and POW! killed that poor fucker with the first bb shot from the gun, never believing I would even come close.  Christmas, dumb kids and bb guns - a dangerous combination.  Never told my mother, who adored her little yardbirds.  The guilt!  The horror.  Still makes me feel bad every time I hear "Jorreee, jorreee!"

I got my first BB gun for my birthday in the middle of summer.  First shot took out a hummingbird from about 20 ft away.  Talk about a lucky ass shot.

4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Watching right now. I kinda wanna fuck the mom.

Watch Slap Shot.

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whats wrong with her face on the poster?  looks like they used darin mcgavin's face twice.

deck the halls with bow of horry, fa rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah.

it's a fine movie, but i still don't understand why they need to do 24 hours on tnt and tbs.  they're both owned by the same company, and i would imagine there isn't a cable package in existence that offers one but not the other.

one of them needs to start a new tradition.

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