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Especially to all the liberal, Godless heathens here. (You know who you are.)

 

Jesus was a Christian and I know he will forgive your sins.

The words pagan and heathen actually derive from words meaning the hinterlands or the sticks. Uncivilized non-city dwellers. Yokels. Now they're calling the shots and witnessing for the Lord.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!

What I like about the season? I like that at some point people decided to brighten the darkest time of year by creating their own light and merriment. I celebrate that spirit. I hope others create light, merriment, and goodwill for whatever reason.

A wassail for all!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

 

not sorry if already mentioned.  

May we all find a lord who causes us to walk down a path of righteousness, beside still waters, etc

Merry Christmas y'all!!!

...but it wouldn't be a CR thread without pointing out that Jesus was Jewish.

So happy Chanukah!!!

2 hours ago, Whitman said:

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I don't know what it says, but I'm gonna say it means down with capitalism. Ya filthy communist.

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Merry Christmas to all mindless neocon Trumpkins and all triggered lib cucks. 

Merry Christmas! Just finished all the prep for tomorrow and I’m having a little toddy and winding down.

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Happy Junkanoo

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

Especially to all the liberal, Godless heathens here. (You know who you are.)

 

Jesus was a Christian and I know he will forgive your sins.

 

Donald Trump is proof that God doesn't give a shit about the United States.

ho ho ho, mission complete, Merry Christmas to all.   /sipping coors light and eating leftover pizza

Merry Christmas errrrrrbody!

Happy Saturnalia 

I got a lot of problems with you people!  And now you're gonna hear about it!

It's Happy Holidays you zombie worshipping ignoramuses

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Happy Not Jesus's Real Birthday, y'all!

Holy shit.  That’s today?  Nobody told me.  

Nobody on here could probably even afford Christmas with the eradication of the middle class and hard times upon us.

 

Enjoy your misery, fuckers.

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Merry Christmas! Just finished all the prep for tomorrow and I’m having a little toddy and winding down.

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Decent-size trailer.

^^That's disturbing in an awesome kinda way.

Merry Christmas you suckers of Satan's scaley cock!!!

Merry Christmas, shitters full!


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What'd you say to me? Season's Greetings? Listen here, you son of a bitch!

Merry Christmas!

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So many illegal uses of “Merry Christmas.” The Obama police have been alerted and you’ll all be arrested very soon.

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

So many illegal uses of “Merry Christmas.” ,,,,,,

Is it illegal uses or just undocumented?

Jesus was a Jew and it's SurlyHorns. Merry Christmas to all!

6 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Holy shit.  That’s today?  Nobody told me.  

Living in Arizona has its perks.  

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