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I think I speak for all of Surly when I say,

Hey go fuck yourself.

Brisket went on the smoker at 6:40. Prime rib is out coming to room temp. Will go on the smoker at noon. Everybody else is asleep. I'm taking a massive Christmas tacos and tamales shit ho ho ho.

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Merry Christmas bitches the bar is open.

Ho fuckin ho.

I received a set of coasters last night from my in laws. Their words were “these are gifts from our house that we don’t want anymore!”

Better than the weed eater string I received a few years ago...maybe?

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Merry Christmas from the duck blind. Y'all can lick my balls

 

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In my best Samuel L. Jackson impression, Merry Christmas mother fuckers. Hope y’all enjoy it.

Merry Christmas to all.... except you Chip Brown. You can go fuck yourself .. oh and Lincoln Riley and that stupid cuck farmer in CS. Other than them have a wonderful holiday!

Hook ‘em

Bevo is having a nice little Christmas morning on LHN - check it out.

Merry Christmas assholes

34 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Ho fuckin ho.

I received a set of coasters last night from my in laws. Their words were “these are gifts from our house that we don’t want anymore!”

Better than the weed eater string I received a few years ago...maybe?

My BIL got swiffer sheets from my MIL. Can’t wait to see what the morning brings for me....

Happy fucking ho-ho-ho!

 

Merry Christmas, assholes!!!

Merry Christmas to all!

Except the sooners.

Fuck them.

1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:

Brisket went on the smoker at 6:40. Prime rib is out coming to room temp. Will go on the smoker at noon. Everybody else is asleep. I'm taking a massive Christmas tacos and tamales shit ho ho ho.

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Merry Christmas bitches the bar is open.

Yep.   Prime Rib is resting at room temp and about to get an outer scorch on the grill.   Got some jumbo scrimps that I just patted dry to fry. Marinating some brussel sprouts.   Red taters soaking to be scalloped.  And about to pour a nice, deep High West YKY.    

 

Merry Christmas you sumbitches

To all of Surly,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your families!

Happy New Year also to our beloved Longhorns and let’s get 2019 kick started on Day #1.

Hook’em Horns !!!

2 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

Ho fuckin ho.

I received a set of coasters last night from my in laws. Their words were “these are gifts from our house that we don’t want anymore!”

Better than the weed eater string I received a few years ago...maybe?

Look on the bright side. They didn't gift wrap the cat. 

 

3 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Brisket went on the smoker at 6:40. Prime rib is out coming to room temp. Will go on the smoker at noon. Everybody else is asleep. I'm taking a massive Christmas tacos and tamales shit ho ho ho.

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Merry Christmas bitches the bar is open.

Store bought pie, shame on you

4 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Brisket went on the smoker at 6:40. Prime rib is out coming to room temp. Will go on the smoker at noon. Everybody else is asleep. I'm taking a massive Christmas tacos and tamales shit ho ho ho.

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Merry Christmas bitches the bar is open.

niiiiiiiiiiice!

No crying at sports bars today. 

Merry Christmas. 

Merry Christmas to everyone, except the cloak room crazies. I'm sure they didn't take the day off.

we are all god’s children and I love each and every one of you.  merry christmas to you and your families and I sincerely wish you good tidings in 2019.  

your humble and loyal friend, 

futureman

1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:

Waitin fo de meat rest. Next up meat koma!5cccaafa735c53762e6dc3d9c550b51d.jpg

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Prime Rib was delicious.  AC is running on 65 and a big fire running in the fireplace.    Fuck it.  That’s Christmas in Central TX 

Merry Christmas to all my favorite assholes.


Peace on earth.

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