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What could go wrong? Frenchman riding a barrel across the ocean.

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French vs Mother Nature? I wonder who’s going to give up first 

WTF? Last time I checked a ‘barrel’ didn’t have GPS or radar. So I guess we can just call whatever the fuck we want a barrel?  

 

 

Denver Broncos super fan Barrel Man does not approve of Frenchy's barrel...

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Bernard

21 minutes ago, Bernard said:

Denver Broncos super fan Barrel Man does not approve of Frenchy's barrel...

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Bernard

Wow.  How'd you like to have paid thousands in season tickets and have this dude sit next to you?  Speaking of which, how do you sit in that?  

A Frenchman volunteering to be the guy in the barrel for 3 months at sea. Not shocked at all. When is someone going to tell him there needs to be a glory hole and a crew to really complete the experience?

Duh. On the poop deck.

God damn I can't imagine the nausea that would come with being in a barrel on the open Atlantic. 

Where does he poop?

It says he has a bunk, a kitchen, and some storage. I assume that means a place to store his poops.
36 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Where does he poop?

Anywhere he wants.

On 12/26/2018 at 11:39 PM, BurntEyes said:

Just because it's floating in the ocean doesn't mean it doesn't feel like a prison.

3 month, in that small a space alone at sea. 

Nope. 

 

Who has more freedom, this guy or the married man in America

Where does he poop?


He shits in a bucket with a paper liner and tosses the bag overboard
On 12/26/2018 at 11:39 PM, BurntEyes said:

Just because it's floating in the ocean doesn't mean it doesn't feel like a prison.

3 month, in that small a space alone at sea. 

Nope. 

 

I was in the Navy and the phrase "Going to sea is like being in prison...except you can drown"  was both said, and unfortunately fairly accurate.

38 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I was in the Navy and the phrase "Going to sea is like being in prison...except you can drown"  was both said, and unfortunately fairly accurate.

Can you imagine the ship sinking on a night when it's your turn in the barrel? No bueno, no bless..

On ‎12‎/‎27‎/‎2018 at 12:49 AM, BurntEyes said:

At some point in life, this guy made a choice about this "outfit".  I struggle even to understand the thought process that resulted in "this is a good idea".

I'm certain liquor was involved in that decision...lots and lots of liquor

Nobody copies the French, and the French don't copy nobody.

On 12/26/2018 at 11:49 PM, BurntEyes said:

At some point in life, this guy made a choice about this "outfit".  I struggle even to understand the thought process that resulted in "this is a good idea".

So.....from this, I can conclude that you don't drink.

On 12/26/2018 at 11:49 PM, BurntEyes said:

At some point in life, this guy made a choice about this "outfit".  I struggle even to understand the thought process that resulted in "this is a good idea".

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