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Jeff Brohm milking quite a bit from that asswhipping he put on tOSU.

Since that fateful October evening, he's 2-3, about to go to 2-4, and picked up a nifty $2 million or so raise.

EDIT: as I was typing this, it's now 42-7 with 12 and a half to go in the 2nd quarter.

Edited by Francisco 2.0

embarrassing

We are "witnessing" the story of the lil' engine that ain't fuckin' gonna make that damn hill...

 

Remember when Purdue skull fucked Ohio State? That was fun.  

How in the hell did the B1G conference champion lose to a Purdue team (by 29) that is getting blown out by a 5th place SEC school..?

 

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

God dammit, Ahmad, shut the fuck up for 10 seconds.

Mute button working perfectly. 

Holy shit players begging for coach to go for it on Purdue. Jesus

6 minutes ago, pops said:

Remember when Purdue skull fucked Ohio State? That was fun.  

It’s cool now. The coach that deleted all his texts and can’t remember shit is now Ohio State’s AD. Shocker

Here's the commentator drama:  Auburn facing a 3rd and 9, and they point out Auburn is not a good 3rd down team this year.

 

It's a 35 point lead in the 2nd.  At this point, who gives a shit that Auburn sucked ass on 3rd downs all season?

Edit.  Now 42 point lead.

Edited by Francisco 2.0

How in the hell did the B1G conference champion lose to a Purdue team (by 29) that is getting blown out by a 5th place SEC school..?

Even 5th place SEC schools have to develop a warrior ethos now that they compete with Aggy.

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Braum must have fucked Kristi Malzhan.   Or something. 

The cray is strong with her.  I'm fully prepared for the day where it comes out she was tagged by the coaching staff, or some players, or some combination of coaches + players.

Or she's arrested for shoplifting a bottle of White Zinfandel.

 

Only thing missing from this shit fest is Beth doing the call on the game.  Imagine, along with Ahmad.

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Only thing missing from this shit fest is Beth doing the call on the game.  Imagine, along with Ahmad.

Would look like that transformer exploding in Queens last night

As if the poor kid with cancer hadn't had enough.

Hopefully he was wheeled out 30 minutes ago.

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I hate Wisconsin. 

My Man!

5 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Live line on the game is Auburn -50.5

I just took Auburn to hedge my loss..  

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

My Man!

Well, to be fair, I'm kind of fond of Wisconsin-Eau Claire. But the last time I was there, it was the middle of June, and it was 31° when I went jogging at sunrise. Sunrise being around 5 am didn't help the impression much, either.

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