March 28, 20187 yr We inexplicably have a shart thread for last year here, but not one for this year. Blast off, fellas.
March 28, 20187 yr I believe I started the shags very first annual shart thread back in 2016 after shitting myself at work . The tradition should carry on for eternity, never again shall the sharters be silenced.
March 28, 20187 yr I was also say I don’t think I’ve sharted since I started that thread, much like an alcoholic just needs to admit it to start the path to recovery, I believe the sharter must do the same now, there is hope fellas
March 28, 20187 yr Popular Post God, grant me the serenity to accept the pants I cannot change,Courage to change the pants I can,And wisdom to know the difference.
April 1, 20187 yr I never thought I’d contribute to this thread. I have had major constipation lately, so I took a couple of Dulcolax last night. Still couldn’t shit in the morning. Church, brunch, and watching a little golf. Had to fart, or so I thought. I gambled. And lost. And I come here in shame.
April 1, 20187 yr This was always one of the more entertaining threads on Shaggy, but I really don't understand how grown-ass adults shit their pants. My 6 year old has a problem with it. I don't expect the same after about 4th grade.
April 1, 20187 yr I felt the same as you and considered these people unwashed heathens. Until I became what I despised.
April 1, 20187 yr Author This was always one of the more entertaining threads on Shaggy, but I really don't understand how grown-ass adults shit their pants. My 6 year old has a problem with it. I don't expect the same after about 4th grade. Fuck you, toilet-shitter
April 6, 20187 yr On 4/1/2018 at 5:34 PM, B1G said: What about the plastic knife turd cutting wife? A buddy of mine took a dump on board the boat and it got drydocked inside the bowl. He had to cut it up with a plastic knife to get it to flush. We had many laughs over that.
April 21, 20187 yr Never thought I'd post in this thread...Coming off of a nasty chest cold. Was out for a walk tonight, trying to get back into the swing of things and I started to feel that "gurgling" down below. Then can a sneeze. And I broke the seal.
May 1, 20187 yr Broke the seal this morn. Copious amounts of spicy smoked Chicken Tacos washed down with a more than acceptable amount of XX. Feeling the gurgle and getting a good Kegel workout as I make coffee this morn, feed the cat, and wait for my wife (no pics) to emerge from her morning routine. I usually hang out and see her out the door before starting my day. Kegels are strong as we briefly converse in the kitchen, but I can feel the seals failing. Dam burst is imminent. Do the clenched butt-cheek shuffle across the house to my favorite throne, pull down the shorts, and...whoo!...there’s some serious gooey skidmark action going on there. So much worse than I thought...damn. How did THAT get past me? A bit of unexpected laundry added to the agenda this morn. After I crack a cold Dos, that is...
May 1, 20187 yr On 4/20/2018 at 7:32 PM, Parliament said: Never thought I'd post in this thread... Coming off of a nasty chest cold. Was out for a walk tonight, trying to get back into the swing of things and I started to feel that "gurgling" down below. Then can a sneeze. And I broke the seal. During my latest round of allergies/chest cold, something was giving me borderline runs. Waltussin DM, NyQuil or DayQuil, not sure which.
May 1, 20187 yr On 4/1/2018 at 4:52 PM, Wiler77 said: This was always one of the more entertaining threads on Shaggy, but I really don't understand how grown-ass adults shit their pants. My 6 year old has a problem with it. I don't expect the same after about 4th grade. I assume you haven't reached your late-40s / early 50s yet? If not just be patient, your time is coming.
May 1, 20187 yr Ordered pulled pork nachos on Sunday and subbed in fries for the chips. Qualified for the thread just after lunch at work yesterday when I tried to fart while pissing. Had to go without underwear the rest of the day. Thank god I was already in the bathroom when it happened. Never imagined myself contributing to this thread, but here I am nonetheless. I’m turning 42 soon and apparently need to be on my guard from here on out. Sonofabitch.
May 2, 20187 yr 16 hours ago, Druggist said: Ordered pulled pork nachos on Sunday and subbed in fries for the chips. Qualified for the thread just after lunch at work yesterday when I tried to fart while pissing. Had to go without underwear the rest of the day. Thank god I was already in the bathroom when it happened. Never imagined myself contributing to this thread, but here I am nonetheless. I’m turning 42 soon and apparently need to be on my guard from here on out. Sonofabitch. damn. almost 2 full days of build up too behind those pulled pork nachos. i bet the aftermath was horrifying
May 4, 20187 yr Busy with work and I've been eating a lot of road food. Feeling kinda weird "down there" this morning.Pray for me, Brothers.
May 4, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, Parliament said: Feeling kinda weird "down there" this morning. I remember my first boner...
May 4, 20187 yr Not really a shart, but I smoked too much in Vegas a couple months ago and sat around for a long time trying to figure out if I was going to shit my pants. I eventually ended up puking instead...a lot.
May 8, 20187 yr Hi guys. Late night pizza slice did the trick. Thought I could relieve a little pressure....nope.
May 19, 20187 yr Narrowly avoided, it was that thick... We need a close call shart thread... Or, is this a discussion of definition? Is it a shart if it doesn't break the tight seal of your crack? Edited May 19, 20187 yr by pacman
June 9, 20187 yr 06:00 Saturday. Four Jack-in-the-Box tacos and a large coffee for breakfast on my way to the lumberyard09:15 Saturday. Renewed my membership in this esteemed club for another year
June 10, 20187 yr Getting my reservation in early. 3 days away from finishing another 30 days in India. I've been playing with fire for the past 27. British Airways better have the FWD lav ventilation system cranked up to 11.
June 11, 20187 yr I sharted myself Saturday night before getting up and driving up to the Sunday Super Regional game. Now I'm sitting here wondering if I should just go ahead and shart myself again for to make sure the Horns win.
June 12, 20187 yr Dude, get you some depends, cause we need a lot of sharting from you in the near future.
June 27, 20187 yr I've never had to post here, but I was just desperate for a quick breakfast bite and rolled the dice on a Taco Bell breakfast quesadilla. Hopefully I won't need to report back later.
June 27, 20187 yr In da club for 2018. Drank a sixer of Juicy Haze and grilled elk brauts on Sunday, no bueno.
June 27, 20187 yr On 5/1/2018 at 11:57 AM, Druggist said: Ordered pulled pork nachos on Sunday and subbed in fries for the chips. Qualified for the thread just after lunch at work yesterday when I tried to fart while pissing. Had to go without underwear the rest of the day. Thank god I was already in the bathroom when it happened. Never imagined myself contributing to this thread, but here I am nonetheless. I’m turning 42 soon and apparently need to be on my guard from here on out. Sonofabitch. It's OK. You're among friends now.
June 27, 20187 yr On 6/10/2018 at 8:55 AM, millhouse said: Getting my reservation in early. 3 days away from finishing another 30 days in India. I've been playing with fire for the past 27. British Airways better have the FWD lav ventilation system cranked up to 11. If you can go 30 days in India without sharting...hell, full explosive diarrhea... you would be in the Iron Gut Hall of Fame.
June 27, 20187 yr I don't have any data to back this up, but I have the gut feeling that peak shart season roughly corresponds to hurricane season. Edited June 27, 20187 yr by Prepuce of Doom
July 3, 20187 yr I don't have any data to back this up, but I have the gut feeling that peak shart season roughly corresponds to hurricane season. Beer, burgers, and watermelon tomorrow. I suspect tomorrow could be an active day for this thread.
July 8, 20187 yr Wife decided we should walk to the mail box the other day in 95 degree heat and humidity, and I thought I could let one rip...
July 8, 20187 yr I wonder if this chick just went on to be as desk reporter, so she could be closer to the "facilities"..? #ShartFreeNews
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