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Surlyhorns TreeFiddy Tailgate - 2019 Sugar Bowl - Erin Rose 10AM 1/1/19

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I’ll definitely swing by, peek in and decide if I want to hang with you deviants. 

I land at 750am I'll head straight there lol

51 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I’ll definitely swing by, peek in and decide if I want to hang with you deviants. 

Text from a buddy of mine back in the day when he happened to be at a bar where there was a shaggy HH and I asked him what the crowd was like:

"It's a bunch of fat dudes with ponytails and lesbos"

Looks like it’s worth checking out.  Hope to see y’all there.

9 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

 

"It's a bunch of fat dudes with ponytails and lesbos"

Fat?  Check.

I wish I had a ponytail, and maybe a pair of lesbos. 

Will try to stick my head in to say:

"All right!  George C. Stagg! 

Well, see ya later!"

What is the protocol? Come in and say your surly name and answer any questions with “your mom”?

I’m in town with the wife and kids, but will petition for a hall pass so i can come see the fat people and lesbos.  Wait....maybe I shouldn’t tell her about the fat people. 

What is the protocol? Come in and say your surly name and answer any questions with “your mom”?


If you think they look like a surly member they are. I'm a tall Mexican and immamac looks like jesus
3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

 


If you think they look like a surly member they are. I'm a tall Mexican and immamac looks like jesus

 

I was promised fat dudes, pony tails and lesbians.  Now you’re telling me tall Mexicans and Jesus will also be there?  

Plenty of weight will be there don't worry

Plenty of weight will be there don't worry

Vic is bringing some friends?

Vic is bringing some friends?


You obviously don't know your fellow posters

Lol, nope. Only one I know is Stanco. Well, on second thought....

36 minutes ago, immamac said:

Killer po boys on site as well. 

I’ll be leaving NOLA Wednesday as a po boy myself....cringe. Dad joke 😂

We have brunch at noon. Will try and convince wife we need to see internet assholes after that.

12 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

 


If you think they look like a surly member they are. I'm a tall Mexican and immamac looks like jesus

 

Tall surly Mexican....

On 12/29/2018 at 2:32 PM, Zepol87 said:

I land at 750am I'll head straight there lol

You on the 615am SWA flight out of Love field too?

I was shocked when I saw $100 for it a few wks ago, riding back with friends tho, return flights were booked/exp as hell thru the weekend

It’s not often you see a tall Mexican. 

On 12/30/2018 at 1:46 PM, Viethorn said:

What is the protocol? Come in and say your surly name and answer any questions with “your mom”?

Bring pix of your mother,  just in case. 

You on the 615am SWA flight out of Love field too?


Yes sir
17 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

 


If you think they look like a surly member they are. I'm a tall Mexican and immamac looks like jesus

 

Jesus and tall Mexicans?  Next your gonna tell us there will be free unicorn rides in the parking lot...

On 12/29/2018 at 1:46 PM, immamac said:

First $500 dollars on Surlyhorns tab! Come out and say hey and have a beer or an awesome frozen Irish coffee! 

 $20 pours of George T Stagg. Drink it till it's gone. 

I can be there from 10:00 am till the $500 is gone.  Which is about 10:17

Where do I send my virgin mary statue and when do i light my "our lady of Guadalupe" candle? 

Sorry, just killed the bottle of GTS

Wish I was there instead of anxiously thinking about connecting in Houston right now.

We’re taking muledick shots now. Zepol is a legend. 

12 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Chip Brown is at Manning’s. Someone come fight him with me lol. 

Ok This was posted 9 minutes ago.  9 minutes with no response is too damn long 

We’re still standing on the corner if anyone wants to meet up. 

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