Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

Reason number 3,744 why cast iron skillets are just plain better.

Study: Non-Stick Pans Make Your Penis Smaller

DECEMBER 26, 2018 AT 2:06 PM


The chemicals in Teflon and other non-stick cookware reduce testosterone, shrink penises, and contribute to infertility, a new study says

Non-stick-frying-pan-006.jpg

 

Researchers examined 200 men who grew up drinking water contaminated with perfluoroalkyl chemicals and found they have significantly smaller penises and less mobile sperm than those who grew up with clean water.

The chemicals, commonly referred to as PFCs, are widely used in non-stick pots and pans, fast-food packaging and to make carpets and other fabrics water-repellent and stain-resistant.

The men studied were from one of four locations in the world known to be heavily polluted with PFCs, the Veneto region of Padua Italy.

The other three locations are in the Netherlands, China and in the Mid-Ohio Valley of West Virginia, where DuPont dumped the chemicals into a river and then tried to cover it up.

Researchers from the University of Padua examined 383 male high-school students, including 212 who had been exposed to PFCs, in northeast Italy.

They took participant’s blood to measure sexual hormones, examined semen samples, and measured penis length and circumference, testicular volume and anogenital distance.

Participants who weren’t exposed to PFCs had an average penis length of 3.94 inches, compared to 3.44 inches in those who had. Exposed men were also one-fifth of an inch less girthy.

  • Author
26 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Guess I’ll have to stop spraying my fleshlight with this stuff then.   

 

Only if you don't mind having a rusty Johnson.

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Only if you don't mind having a rusty Johnson.

He looks small penisy.

2016-wfc-champion-profile-series-feature

The other three locations are in ..., China and...]

Not surprised about this one, people have warned for years about the dangers of a slippery slope.

Edited by El Diablo

  • Author
2 hours ago, El Diablo said:

 

Not surprised about this one, people have warned for years about the dangers of a slippery slope.

waisis.gif~c200

Can my wife sue my mom for all those omelettes growing up?

  • Author
1 minute ago, Kyle said:

Can my wife sue my mom for all those omelettes growing up?

Sorry. You're the genetic control group.

Cast iron makes your penis bigger.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Cast iron makes your penis bigger.

Folks call it "black iron" for a reason.

10 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Ive been using teflon because I need to shrink

Me, too. Guess I'm not using enough though. Dang.

16 hours ago, Deej said:

Cast iron makes your penis bigger.

Yeah but you really shouldn’t leave the skillet tied on the end for more than 4 hours. 

How do scientists get consent for this type of study?

“Hi, I’m a scientist. Can I please measure your dick and balls?”

“Why”

“Because your water is poisoned.”

“So you’ll help get the water cleaned?”

“No, we really just care to measure your penis girth.”

“I don’t get it.”

“It’s science”

“Oh, ok.”

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yeah but you really shouldn’t leave the skillet tied on the end for more than 4 hours. 

Welp.  Be right back.

  • Author
1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yeah but you really shouldn’t leave the skillet tied on the end for more than 4 hours. 

Yeah, I usually take it off after about four sets of penis curls.

Beware the man teaching your wife at culinary school with just a long stick and open flame. 

But if you’re a girl it makes you sexy as hell?


Something, something, NonGMO, certified organic Extra Virgin!

Heeeeyyyyyooo!
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

How do scientists get consent for this type of study?

“Hi, I’m a scientist. Can I please measure your dick and balls?”

“Why”

“Because your water is poisoned.”

“So you’ll help get the water cleaned?”

“No, we really just care to measure your penis girth.”

“I don’t get it.”

“It’s science”

“Oh, ok.”

I'm sure it's really pretty easy.  They just hire a young hot woman and dress her in a short tight skirt.  She'll get all the dick and ball measurements they could want in about an hour.  I'm sure it's those clit measurement studies that are a bitch.

Edited by NeverMarryAStripper

  • Author
22 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

What exactly are you looking at/taking to get your penis errect while a pan is tied around it.

Asking for a friend.

Duh. Iron Woman.

150?cb=20110228202850

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

Duh. Iron Woman.

150?cb=20110228202850

weird toes, would not bang

Participants who weren’t exposed to PFCs had an average penis length of 3.94 inches, compared to 3.44 inches in those who had.”

sounds like there was already an issue.

  • Author
12 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I'm having a hard time getting a grip on this story.

Sounds like you ought to stop using teflon on your dong, and start using sandpaper, instead.

17 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Participants who weren’t exposed to PFCs had an average penis length of 3.94 inches, compared to 3.44 inches in those who had.”

sounds like there was already an issue.

No that's normal. Us Surly's are just super huge.

5 hours ago, 'stache said:

How do scientists get consent for this type of study?

“Hi, I’m a scientist. Can I please measure your dick and balls?”

“Why”

“Because your water is poisoned.”

“So you’ll help get the water cleaned?”

“No, we really just care to measure your penis girth.”

“I don’t get it.”

“It’s science”

“Oh, ok.”

They just go to India and pay 10/week for people living in toxic waste to go thru crazy Med experiments. 

You should look into it’s fucked up as hell. It’s what made my mom get out of medical clinical testing 

Edited by Doc Reeves

You think it’s awkward asking an Italian boy for a semen sample? How about that “anogenital distance”, from the center of the anus to the beginning of the scrotum. LOL University of Padua full of some sick bastards. 

  • Author
19 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

 LOL University of Padua full of some sick bastards. 

It's because all their women are shrews.

shrew.jpg?resize=740,357&ssl=1

so its my wife's fault?  wait 'til I tell her....

6 hours ago, gecko said:

so its my wife's fault?  wait 'til I tell her....

It's her cooking.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.