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The last great pass rusher from Texas has retired from the NFL....

 

Congrats and best of luck with your cupcake business!!!!

 

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He and his fam sat by us at Incredibles 2 last summer. My youngest was amazed at how big he was. He was very nice too. 

Damn, I'm sad to see him go. Really all around good guy.

Congrats on a solid career.  I'm glad he was a Texas Longhorn.

Maybe he'll have time to hang out with MG at Lifetime Fitness.

 

Hook Em

 

I remember that magazine cover of him with the chains like 12 yrs ago. I've been afraid of him ever since

11 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Congrats on a solid career.  I'm glad he was a Texas Longhorn.

Maybe he'll have time to hang out with MG at Lifetime Fitness.

 

Hook Em

 

I'm sure he's got a future as a Barry White impersonator...

34 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Great player! Come hang out in Austin. 

Yes, and impregnate a bunch of women.

Need a few litters of his offsping running around the ATX.

34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He and his fam sat by us at Incredibles 2 last summer. My youngest was amazed at how big he was. He was very nice too. 

as a rival fan who also saw what a badass Orakpo was on the field, he always seemed like a high character/ leadership guy to go along with it.

 

best of luck down the road, cupcake.

Is the cupcake store in Austin?

Is so, recruiting tool! 

 

Let’s get him on staff. Never hurts to have a great ambassador like that around recruits and players 

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The Texas Tech left tackle can now stop holding him.  

Was it the Oregon state bowl game that he destroyed everyone? Doesn’t seem that long ago 

Was it the Oregon state bowl game that he destroyed everyone? Doesn’t seem that long ago 


Alex Okafor
2 hours ago, Aldo Raine said:

 


Alex Okafor

 

Thank you. I’m mixing up my dominant defenders that i miss so much 

SIAP. But could we please bring him on as a DL coach/recruiter?

7 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Congrats on a solid career.  I'm glad he was a Texas Longhorn.

Maybe he'll have time to hang out with MG at Lifetime Fitness.

 

Hook Em

 

I've seen VY and Brian Bosworth there too.  Surreal workout experience that day.  

9 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I remember that magazine cover of him with the chains like 12 yrs ago. I've been afraid of him ever since

Very racist

9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He and his fam sat by us at Incredibles 2 last summer. My youngest was amazed at how big he was. He was very nice too. 

We were walking into Matt's El Rancho as Orakpo and Muschamp were walking out with some recruit . . . Muschamp looked about as pissed off as he usually did and Orakpo sounded like Darth Vader.  It was a pretty intimidating moment.

One of his more underrated accomplishments is overcoming Fat Dog’s “intermittent napping” style of coaching.

  • 1 month later...
On 1/1/2019 at 10:10 AM, CurlyDumps said:

One of his more underrated accomplishments is overcoming Fat Dog’s “intermittent napping” style of coaching.

Fat Dog knew his stuff.  So self motivated types like orakpo did fine under him.  

Ten good years in the League at a hefty salary, NFL pension, can still walk and form complete sentences, not too shabby.

  • 6 months later...

Bad mother fucker.

Has any football player ever been held as much as he was against ou?

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Bad mother fucker.

Has any football player ever been held as much as he was against ou?

Yeah. Him against Tech.

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Bad mother fucker.

Has any football player ever been held as much as he was against ou?

 

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Yeah. Him against Tech.

Beat me to it.  That scrub Tech lineman that wore face paint held him all night long.  Like wrapped his arm around Orakpos neck.  Had the refs called that fair, the game isn’t close.  

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Is Earl Thomas the last great Longhorn in the NFL?

Colt McCoy, Poona Ford and Justin Tucker are still drawing NFL paychecks.  

  • 1 month later...
On 8/24/2019 at 4:48 PM, Pimphand said:

Is Earl Thomas the last great Longhorn in the NFL?

 

On 8/24/2019 at 4:54 PM, RoundRobin said:

Is everyone just going to ignore Dicko?

malcom brown, Thomas, Ford, and Tucker are probably our most successful current representatives.

  • 1 year later...

Meanwhile my wife has strep and is staying with her parents and my kids just cracked my iPhone screen and camera glass and are using the TV and my super-duper gaming setup to watch Blippi and the Diana Kids show on YouTube. 

selling a shit-ton of cupcakes...

Cool set up.

Don’t want batteries dying in the middle of a gulag.


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3 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Meanwhile my wife has strep and is staying with her parents and my kids just cracked my iPhone screen and camera glass and are using the TV and my super-duper gaming setup to watch Blippi and the Diana Kids show on YouTube. 

The real day of a father. Happy father's day!

On 1/1/2019 at 3:04 PM, Your Mom said:

I've seen VY and Brian Bosworth there too.  Surreal workout experience that day.  

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Yeah I used to see Bosworth around Southwest Austin all the time, but mostly at Lifetime Fitness.

19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

While latency between wireless mouse and keyboard have gotten better, wired still out performs.

Yes I learned this from my 12 year old when I told him I would get him a wireless setup.  "Dad you are so dumb...there is a HUUUUUGE lag with wireless"  Made me laugh.  What is the lag, milli-seconds at best? 

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