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Leaving at 9am for NO.. Got my kids.  We bought $100 worth of fireworks.   Will shoot them off before SA's "tattle on your neighbor" hotline opens at 7pm.   Most likely will not see the NYC ball drop. 

Made some stew

Bourbon

CFB

There is no way in hell we make it to Midnight 

Watch some football, masturbate, asleep by 10:30.

Rib roast on the smoker and 4 bottles of champagne in the fridge. Probably in bed by 11 

Getting dragged to a small get together. Wife is super excited about the bacon wrapped asparagus and spinach dip she's bringing. I'm looking forward having some good scotch, the husband always has good stuff. They'll want to play cards against humanity even though we all have the whole game memorized. It'll be fine but best of all they live 5 min away.

Have a small group of friends coming over.  Will have dinner and some laughs.  Expect to be asleep by 11.  NYE is amateur night.

My wife's lame ass friend is having a party. I'll know two people there and I don't really like either of them. I better get a BJ for this. 

Narrator: He didn't. 

21 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Watch some football, watch @Whitmanmasturbate, asleep by 9:30.

Oops, too late. Sorry.

Deer lease. Watching football and drinking in the cantina on the Frio.  Wouldn’t be anywhere else. 

Going through a miserable/lonely time.  GF and I broke up, no plans; just going to hang with the dogs.  This might be the most awful NYE of my 52 year existence.  

But, Horns on tomorrow, along w/ a chili cookoff, so not a total shitfest!

Making baked taters and pork chops for the kids and I. My daughter and I will probably watch aggy get their asses kicked while sipping some 1792 single barrel or Woodford Reserve Select.

Could go out tonight but is probably drink way too much and be hungover trying to take care of the kids and tomorrow. Going to watch football and drink beer at home.

Been fighting allergy sinus shit since last Wednesday off and on so keeping drinking to a minimum.  Probably a pull on the Blanton's gold and laughing at aggy.  

Pizza and a movie. We'll watch the NY ball drop and have some wine. Wait around till midnight to hear the gunfire errr fireworks around our East Dallas neighborhood. Always fun. 

We used to hang out with our neighbors before they moved to McKinney. We went to their place for a few years but it involves having to stay the night up there because I'd rather not play Russian roulette with drunk suburban drivers on my drive back home. 

Staying in, beer, football, and playing cards with the wife and kids

Smoked beef cheeks, tamales, Blanton's, bed by 11:00.
Your style, I like it
1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Going through a miserable/lonely time.  GF and I broke up, no plans; just going to hang with the dogs.  This might be the most awful NYE of my 52 year existence.  

 

"This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re gonna let it be the worst. “Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this." - Bluto the Wise

 

31 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

Apparently I'm going to watch Oklahoma State blow a game they had in hand. 

Or not.

Going through a miserable/lonely time.  GF and I broke up, no plans; just going to hang with the dogs.  This might be the most awful NYE of my 52 year existence.  
But, Horns on tomorrow, along w/ a chili cookoff, so not a total shitfest!


Dogs are awesome and certainly better than any person I know, especially me. Cherish that companionship.
1 hour ago, NateHitch said:

Getting dragged to a small get together. Wife is super excited about the bacon wrapped asparagus and spinach dip she's bringing. I'm looking forward having some good scotch, the husband always has good stuff. They'll want to play cards against humanity even though we all have the whole game memorized. It'll be fine but best of all they live 5 min away.

Perhaps you'll finally have time to post the exciting conclusion of your efforts to troll your son with his Christmas presents. 

My son got engaged tonight...in Munich, Germany at the fireworks for New Years.

 

I am drinking beers until I quit.

 

We shall be victorious!!!

9 minutes ago, Victorious1 said:

you called?

Until i can no longer lift a pint!

1 hour ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Responding to calls with my VFD. It could be an interesting night.

Sounds like disaster science.

2 hours ago, Whitman said:

Oops, too late. Sorry.

Whatever, had a headache. 

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Going through a miserable/lonely time.  GF and I broke up, no plans; just going to hang with the dogs.  This might be the most awful NYE of my 52 year existence.  

But, Horns on tomorrow, along w/ a chili cookoff, so not a total shitfest!

same, but 2nd NYE in a row without her and I can't stop thinking about her. I'm so tired of this shit

Wife and I will watch aggy rollercoaster unfold live on tv, grilled salmon & brussel sprouts, pop the champagne cork at 9:00 pm or so (bottle has been in the fridge for two years), go to bed so I can get up in the am and get a New Years Day bicycle ride in. 

Sorry to bore you with my dull evening. 

4AM alarm set for the 615AM flight to the big easy... I'll be in bed when this shit bowl game ends

8 minutes ago, lubbockhorn88 said:

same, but 2nd NYE in a row without her and I can't stop thinking about her. I'm so tired of this shit

Hang in there buddy. You in Austin? Come drink with me. Or come eat smoked beef tenderloin tomorrow and watch the horns destroy the dawgs.... Either way, if you need anything, still have the same 806 phone number.

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Wife and I have an annual brainstorming dinner where we plan the harebrained schemes for the upcoming year.

This year, we decided to get it out of the way early, so, honestly, tonight is just Netflix and chill. We've put in a solid 40+ hours this week staging the house and yard. Going on the market Jan. 2nd. Leaving College Station forever within a couple of weeks after closing, whenever that happens.

By default, that means I'm gonna have a happier fuckin' New Year than anybody else.

Crab cakes & football, some good wine and hopefully the kids fall asleep around 2:00 am (I'll most likely be asleep come 12:15 after ringing in the New Year with Mrs. Chief of Police.

Tamales & chili earlier for dinner. Now Watching football and the Mrs. drinking bubbly. I just finished a DQ M&M Blizzard.

Made chicken fried dove with sriracha mayo.
Kids are en route to bed.
Wife will get on the bubbly, I’ll get on the Weller and we’ll get on each other long before midnight.

I cleaned the house today while the wife was at work. Having a get together tomorrow for the game. Christened the new air fryer with pork chops, now about to open a bottle of beer the wife brought  back from Oregon. I’m liking my chances.

1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Beef Bolognese

Weed

Xanax

Don't feel feelings or body until I sleep Eta: 9pm

Got any Xanax for me?

I'm locked in for the night. Cabbage and blackeyed peas on the stove, Chandon in the fridge, weed in the bong, GoT marathon on the TV.

See you assholes next year.

Tamales & pinto beans (my wife's fabulous, spicy take on black eyed peas) for dinner. Sipping some Bushmills & listening to the idiots firing off mortar shells throughout the neighborhoods followed by dogs howling in the distance. Our german shepherd is upstairs cowering. The older I get, the more I hate fireworks.

16 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Our german shepherd is upstairs cowering.

Need to get a ThunderShirt.

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Shit...Im like a kid in a candy store at 47 with fireworks....my ex went to London a few years ago and so I sent her videos of my 7 and 10 yr olds holding and shooting off roman candles.  

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