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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Let this be the year he gets removed from office and goes to fucking prison.

Thursday or Friday is when this year is truly going to kick off.  

We could fund the entire federal prison system by charging $20 for people to walk by and laugh at Trump locked up in a cage.  

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Just now, conVINCEd said:

We could fund the entire federal prison by charging $20 for people to walk by and laugh at Trump locked up in a cage.  

 

Put him, mcconnell, pelosi, and hillary in a no holds barred cage match on PPV and we can can retire the debt. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

 

Put him, mcconnell, pelosi, and hillary in a no holds barred cage match on PPV and we can can retire the debt. 

Agreed.  Who would your money be on?  It’s a pretty difficult question.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Agreed.  Who would your money be on?  It’s a pretty difficult question.

Pelosi. 

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

 

Fvck Off

20 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Agreed.  Who would your money be on?  It’s a pretty difficult question.

Nope, not difficult.

Pelosi walks out. The others are carried out. 

I can't fucking wait to see what actual oversight stirs up. It's gonna be quite the rough year if you like tyrannical despotic leaders. 

Hamstrung government is the best government. 

It's a shame we have to wait till the 3rd to watch Pelosi starting handing Trump his gigantic ass. 

30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Nope, not difficult.

Pelosi walks out. The others are carried out. 

Any other answer is fucking stupid.  I'd cap them at Clinton +200 Trump +175 McConnell +150 and Pelosi -150

I have a feeling 2019 is gonna make 2018 seem like something out of a Norman Rockwell painting

2019: The Final Season

Act I 2016: the campaign, election and Trump Victory

Act II 2017-18: Presidential clown rodeo

Act III 2019 -?: Absolute chaos

Like most blockbuster final acts, this one will have non-stop action. And there will be blood. 

 

 

 

28 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I have a feeling 2019 is gonna make 2018 seem like something out of a Norman Rockwell painting

We gotta be careful that The Purge movies/TV series don't become a documentary.

Let this be the year he gets removed from office and goes to fucking prison.
I'm going to set off at least one of these motherfuckers this year.
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Don’t watch much tv, but if the New Years shows are much indication there isn’t a whole lot worth saving. 

Don’t watch much tv, but if the New Years shows are much indication there isn’t a whole lot worth saving. 


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Happy New Year, everyone.

Fuck you, Donald.

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Here's to this being the last year we have to start one of these threads. 

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just saw people shoving marshmellows in their face on national tv for a chance to spin a wheel and win a gift basket worth about 10 bucks, jumped to other channel and it was some rednecks talkign about getting handsy with a blonde who looked coked out. happy new year. this is our america. 

 

gonna go rail my wife now. 

Here we fucking go...

29 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Here's to this being the last year we have to start one of these threads. 

we still got a johnny football thread?

Also, Top Gun is on, and Goose just died.
Fuckin’ a, man.

This is not good!

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This is not good!

Yeah...it was really bad. But it wasn’t Maverick’s fault.
It just makes me feel so bad about Goose. We all...liked him.

In for page 1. I lurked every page of the shit show 2018 thread. Let’s hope this is  the last for the Dotard. 

I think it's safe to say that's the first triple post of the year . . .  congrats, Brisket!

I still enjoyed the days when Swam started this thread and the one about Trump slaying the payday lenders 

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I still enjoyed the days when Swam started this thread and the one about Trump slaying the payday lenders 

Swam's threads.

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Honestly it feels like Swam and ClearLakeHorn and that dumbass FCHorn are running the country. Sleep well everyone. 

Hiring the dumbest people possible to run the country.....to own the libs!

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