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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

MSNBC has Jeff Sessions on right now spewing “No Collusion” while CNN is doing an entire segment on the royal baby, Chalupa Batman. 

We are done as a civilization 

It's fascinating that Trump can completely humiliate these people and they still carry his water. 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

eh, they love getting re-elected and staying in power.  the minute trump is useless to them, they will stop "loving" him and what he represents and move onto the next thing.

Let's hold our breath until that happens. 

15 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

It's fascinating that Trump can completely humiliate these people and they still carry his water. 

He could shoot several of them and they wouldn't trust their lying eyes.  

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Sessions resigned like a good R soldier to make way for Barr.

21 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

It's fascinating that Trump can completely humiliate these people and they still carry his water. 

are you surprised every time we learn one of them is a cuckold?

i'm not sure what emotion prevails when you're watching a train get run on your wife, but i have to think there is some perverse enjoyment in the humiliation it entails.

4 minutes ago, texastough said:

2005 that is amazing

RIP Spalding Gray.  

How does a casino lose money ?
 
posting from casino bar, so hits close to home 
Been to Atlantic City lately?
16 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

RIP Spalding Gray.  

NYC makes youi jump off a ferry, apparently.

31 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

NYC makes youi jump off a ferry, apparently.

Seems like there would be better places to drown than the Hudson.  Guess he wanted to stay close to home.  

Failing upwards because he learned one thing..... if you lie your ass off and have Daddy's money, there's enough rubes who will believe you.

53 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Failing upwards because he learned one thing..... if you lie your ass off and have Daddy's money, there's enough rubes who will believe you.

King Moron.  Why in the hell would a rational mind risk it all to run for an office that he doesn't really care about winning but stands to shine a light on all  past shady and failing finances, including present unlawful ones?   It would take a nation of idiots to push this as their deliverance.  This assclown is literally burying himself in his own hole and can't stop digging. I'd be afraid to leave the office if I was constantly ragging on those in charge of my personal security.

Trump's Taj Mahal flop is an amazing story.  Before the doors even opened Trump had leveraged himself in a hole where his casino would have to break record numbers in the gambling industry every four quarters to be even close to a break even venture.  And keep in mind that business is seasonal.  He would've had to shatter industry norms to make a profit.  He disregarded all of his financial advisers and fired them for advice that he considered dissent.  He even ignored industry professionals and logistic consultants on how to set up the flow of slot machines.  They said his casino floor was literally set up in a way that deterred gambling and the slot machines were aligned in a way to clog crowds, leaving half of the other machines too difficult to reach.  The stories about their opening week is hilarious.  "A complete disaster," and I'm convinced that's where he learned to repeat that phrase when he wanted to describe something as unwise.  He must've heard that phrase a hundred times that week and it never stopped echoing in his head.  "Mr. Trump, this is ...  this is just a complete disaster."  "Mr. Trump, the food service is a complete disaster right now."  "Mr. Trump, half the slot machines aren't being used because people are traffic jammed in the front half of the floor.  It's a complete disaster."  I think it was a story done on ABC in the late nineties.      

Kind of an indictment of our federal, state, and local systems of government that someone like Donald Trump was allowed to operate without establishing a significant criminal record. 

12 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

King Moron.  Why in the hell would a rational mind risk it all to run for an office that he doesn't really care about winning but stands to shine a light on all  past shady and failing finances, including present unlawful ones?   It would take a nation of idiots to push this as their deliverance.  This assclown is literally burying himself in his own hole and can't stop digging. I'd be afraid to leave the office if I was constantly ragging on those in charge of my personal security.

after cohen's hearing, a panel on cnn was discussing a bunch of trump's past financial dealings, potential tax fraud, bank fraud, etc.  the guy presenting all of the numbers was like, "this is the kind of stuff that happens in the world of new york real estate, and he could've avoided all this scrutiny by just not becoming president."

to which another person responded, "or he could've just, you know, not committed fraud in the first place."

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

THIS IS ALL TOTALLY NORMAL AND GOOD.
 

No news is good news.

If the goats can't speak kindly about the pigs then they won't speak at all.

18 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

THIS IS ALL TOTALLY NORMAL AND GOOD.
 

if they only brief once every other month, then what's the fucking point anyway?

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

If the goats can't speak kindly about the pigs then they won't speak at all.

One of my favorite Rush songs.

3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

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hilarious

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if they only brief once every other month, then what's the fucking point anyway?

You know when there's reporters asking questions outside of the press breifings? Like when a foreign dignitary comes, or trump is signing a bill, etc? Legitimate journalists just had their access stripped for that too.

5 minutes ago, maninblack said:

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The point you are trying to make is that two wrongs make a double-sided dildo.

Consider yourselves warned:

 

48 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Y'all are so nutty

Lol.  It’s these people that are nutty... Not the con artist in the WH.  Not the rubes who are literally too dumb to see themselves getting fleeced...trickle down, brother!

I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the leftist political class and the liberal MSM don’t get his fucking appeal. Keep wacking off to this bullshit, the polls say that the majority are sick and tired of this bullshit. Who the fuck expects the leader of the free world to be truthful? I don’t nor do I want them to be truthful in negotiations with assholes like Rocketman. The only caveat is with respect to keeping his campaign promises which he has steadfastly attempted to do.

Nixon was sharp as fuck. He realigned the political calculus with the game changing Southern Strategy and by tapping into and nurturing what he dubbed the “silent majority”. There are so many similar ways that Trump can tap into similar grievances. I liked what I read recently from the Claremont Institute in declaring war on multiculturalism and promote what they call “Americanism”.

https://americanmind.org/essays/defend-america-defeat-multiculturalism/

Personally, I would run images and video of America-hating Ilhan Omar and contrast that with images of people going to church, playing softball, etc. We already as a nation failed by having her fucking get elected. She needs to be made an example of so others like her don’t run in the future. Don’t expect me to respond, I am going to be watching the Rockets game. It was bullshit that I got suspended for 6 days when SoonerChiDoc faget was the one who first told me that he’d cave my boyfriend’s head completely unprovoked. Even though he is a Sooner, he pleases the cabal by thinking like them. All I did as defend myself. My weapon of choice  would have been one of those deep dish pizza pans which they use to make the disgusting glop known as Chicago style pizza, which is by far and away the worst variety of pizza in the world and is an affront and sacrilege to real pizza aficionados like myself.

 

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Good way to take a month off with ban

5 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the leftist political class and the liberal MSM don’t get his fucking appeal. Keep wacking off to this bullshit, the polls say that the majority are sick and tired of this bullshit. Who the fuck expects the leader of the free world to be truthful? I don’t nor do I want them to be truthful in negotiations with assholes like Rocketman. The only caveat is with respect to keeping his campaign promises which he has steadfastly attempted to do.

Nixon was sharp as fuck. He realigned the political calculus with the game changing Southern Strategy and by tapping into and nurturing what he dubbed the “silent majority”. There are so many similar ways that Trump can tap into similar grievances. I liked what I read recently from the Claremont Institute in declaring war on multiculturalism and promote what they call “Americanism”.

https://americanmind.org/essays/defend-america-defeat-multiculturalism/

Personally, I would run images and video of America-hating Ilhan Omar and contrast that with images of people going to church, playing softball, etc. We already as a nation failed by having her fucking get elected. She needs to be made an example of so others like her don’t run in the future. Don’t expect me to respond, I am going to be watching the Rockets game. It was bullshit that I got suspended for 6 days when SoonerChiDoc faget was the one who first told me that he’d cave my boyfriend’s head completely unprovoked. Even though he is a Sooner, he pleases the cabal by thinking like them. All I did as defend myself. My weapon of choice  would have been one of those deep dish pizza pans which they use to make the disgusting glop known as Chicago style pizza, which is by far and away the worst variety of pizza in the world and is an affront and sacrilege to real pizza aficionados like myself.

 

a lot to unpack here, but my cliff's notes:

chicago deep dish pizza >>>>>> nixon >>>> sooners >>>>>>>>>>>>> trump.

7 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I liked what I read recently from the Claremont Institute in declaring war on multiculturalism and promote what they call “Americanism”.

Actually, they made a film about it in 1947.

 

13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol.  It’s these people that are nutty... Not the con artist in the WH.  Not the rubes who are literally too dumb to see themselves getting fleeced...trickle down, brother!

maninblack is a nihilist. He believes in nothing. And that must be really exhausting.

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11 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the leftist political class and the liberal MSM don’t get his fucking appeal. Keep wacking off to this bullshit, the polls say that the majority are sick and tired of this bullshit. Who the fuck expects the leader of the free world to be truthful? I don’t nor do I want them to be truthful in negotiations with assholes like Rocketman. The only caveat is with respect to keeping his campaign promises which he has steadfastly attempted to do.

Nixon was sharp as fuck. He realigned the political calculus with the game changing Southern Strategy and by tapping into and nurturing what he dubbed the “silent majority”. There are so many similar ways that Trump can tap into similar grievances. I liked what I read recently from the Claremont Institute in declaring war on multiculturalism and promote what they call “Americanism”.

https://americanmind.org/essays/defend-america-defeat-multiculturalism/

Personally, I would run images and video of America-hating Ilhan Omar and contrast that with images of people going to church, playing softball, etc. We already as a nation failed by having her fucking get elected. She needs to be made an example of so others like her don’t run in the future. Don’t expect me to respond, I am going to be watching the Rockets game. It was bullshit that I got suspended for 6 days when SoonerChiDoc faget was the one who first told me that he’d cave my boyfriend’s head completely unprovoked. Even though he is a Sooner, he pleases the cabal by thinking like them. All I did as defend myself. My weapon of choice  would have been one of those deep dish pizza pans which they use to make the disgusting glop known as Chicago style pizza, which is by far and away the worst variety of pizza in the world and is an affront and sacrilege to real pizza aficionados like myself.

 

goddam, you are a fucking psychopath. why are you so fucked up in the head? almost every keystroke leads to something just 'off' about you. i mean, sucking another man's dick is like the most normal thing you've ever shared about yourself. Get some help man.

Nixon as a favorite president. That’s a new one. Icono so badly wants to be white and a part of the alt-right. 

4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Nixon as a favorite president. That’s a new one. Icono so badly wants to be white and a part of the alt-right. 

It's really sad and he's going to think he's white right up to the moment his leaders attempt to drag him behind the truck.

6 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Nixon as a favorite president. That’s a new one. Icono so badly wants to be white and a part of the alt-right. 

other than the whole criminal cover-up/obstruction bit, the two are really fucking different people, starting with their personalities.

insecurity and paranoia are not synonyms.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I would take Nixon over Trump in a heartbeat. 

i said it a couple weeks ago after hearing john dean in an interview, but nixon had a lot of shame - the whole "you won't have nixon to kick around anymore" attitude, then resigning.

trump has done a lot of crazy shit, but there's not a snowball's chance in hell he'd ever resign.  he'll have to be removed from the oval office with his teethmarks still on it.

35 minutes ago, RPM said:

Actually, they made a film about it in 1947.

 

I have seen it before. Read the link I provided. Americanism is trying to unify us as a people which identity politics is doing the exact opposite balkanizing us and blaming whitey for 

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I would take Nixon over Trump in a heartbeat. 

This !

The Nixon thing was supposed to be a hot take to blow all our hair back, but even that comes off as embarrassing quaint stuff these days. It’s like bragging about your barb wire bicep tattoo.  

6 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I have seen it before. Read the link I provided. Americanism is trying to unify us as a people which identity politics is doing the exact opposite balkanizing us and blaming whitey for 

Maybe "whitey" is causing the problem.

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wait, so is someone claiming that trump is trying to unify the country?

Thank God those patriots aren't desecrating the flag.

Chicago deep dish sucks ass. It’s kind of actually embarrassing that a UT grad invented it at Pizzeria Uno. I’m not a huge fan of deep dish but there are LOTS of better deep dish options other than Chicago. Detroit style blows away the competition when it comes to deep dish

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