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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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#22403
8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Y’all know baseball is on tv right?

Hard to look away from a train wreck.

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#22404
51 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

This just has to stop. You idiot fucking Trumpkins and your own the libs shit has gone far enough. It's not clever, funny, creative or really anything other than un-American. 

This shit needs to end. You are, and I mean anyone not actively trying to get this traitorous asshole removed from office, doing a great disservice to the generations coming after us. Our country is being divided and destroyed by a draft-dodging coward who is stealing money from all of us every single day he remains in Washington. We are witnessing our republic, and what it still stands for, being a laughingstock and a joke around the world.

Someone in Washington has to step up on the Democratic side and just say "fuck it, you are not torching the rest of our country." I don't care who does it. This is beyond embarrassing to see that what is supporting this shitstain is able to have a voice due to this fat fucking retard that even Bret Bielema would be ashamed of. 

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#22405

There's a certain poetic symmetry to this con man giving a speech at a place named after Amway.

#22406
1 minute ago, UpperWestside said:

fat fucking retard that even Bret Bielema would be ashamed of. 

 

how is that even possible neil degrasse tyson GIF by StarTalk Radio with Neil deGrasse Tyson

#22408
11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

They got both sides in that too, you’ll love it

Red Sox and Yankees play later in the month. 

#22413
18 minutes ago, bolverk said:

There's a certain poetic symmetry to this con man giving a speech at a place named after Amway.

The source of the DeVos family fortune. 

#22414
2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This scenario, if it happens, could very well bring about real violence.

Oh, we are getting violence, either way.  That message is being made clear tonight. 

#22415
4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Oh, we are getting violence, either way.  That message is being made clear tonight. 

I don't know about that, but winning the popular vote by 5 million and losing the election by one electoral vote to re-elect the worst president in American history should do it. 

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#22416
8 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

He's getting killed in 'Sconin.  Dairy industry is a blood bath worse than the rest of ag and the Foxconn deal is wildly unpopular.

#22419
1 minute ago, Grandioso said:

Trump rallys are indistinguishable from WWE pay per views. 

Oh, no.  You have to pay to get into those.  Big difference in crowds.

#22420

 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I don't know about that, but winning the popular vote by 5 million and losing the election by one electoral vote to re-elect the worst president in American should do it. 

Trump is preparing his supporters to defend him if he loses.   I’m sure they’re all very stable people, especially after another 18 months of this shit.  

#22421
4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Racist dumb piece of garbage
 

His new pollsters are gonna love how that one plays with the African-American community.   

#22423
9 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

Trump rallys are indistinguishable from WWE pay per views. 

WWE usually has a couple entertaining moments. Trump rallys are just nonstop verbal diarrhea.

#22425

This should be the only thing in the news about his stupid fucking rally.  Noone needs to know about his word salad, verbal diarrhea anymore.

 

 

#22426
2 minutes ago, RPM said:

WWE usually has a couple entertaining moments. Trump rallys are just nonstop verbal diarrhea...

...given in a grossly out-of-tune B flat.

#22427
56 minutes ago, bolverk said:

There's a certain poetic symmetry to this con man giving a speech at a place named after Amway.

On ode to Donald limerick.

There once was a man-child named Donald.

He got hit by a meteor.

THE END

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#22428

I used to work at a theater that showed WWE PPV's. Staff had a name for the wrestling fans: chud.

Trump chud looks a whole lot like wrestling chud

#22430
Just now, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Dear Leader Trump rallies are very uncomfortable.


It's rallies like this that give me cause for concern that he doesn't walk away, ever.

he won't.  even after he gets crushed.  and it'll be amazing to watch.

#22432
8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

he won't.  even after he gets crushed.  and it'll be amazing to watch.

I can't wait to watch this assclown board the first plane to Moscow the day after he loses in 2020. No way that coward stays in the country knowing that New York will have its full arsenal of attorneys ready to take him on in court on charges that will not only take whatever remaining money he has, but will nail him on charges that result in jail time.

That fat fucking dementia-riddled bitch will live out his days thousands of miles away knowing that his life truly does not matter and that he is a failure. Should be fun theatre watching his army of power scooter followers try to defend him while he is living in some shithole in Vladivostok.

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#22433

It's incredible that the stress hasn't gotten him. Still say there's a decent chance he loads the whole Hee-Haw gang on AF1 and flies off to Mother Russia.

#22435
1 minute ago, Facemask said:

You guys are funny, in a pathetically hilarious way that losers are.

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I imagine it's kind of like this impotent administration.

 

#22436
4 minutes ago, Facemask said:

You guys are funny, in a pathetically hilarious way that losers are.

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I wonder about Trump voters and don't get to talk to them much.  My current big question:  Have you ever taken a civics class?  Like in high school?   If so, did you pass?

#22437
14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

he won't.  even after he gets crushed.  and it'll be amazing to watch.

I guess, if watching as no one does anything about it except wring their hands and talk about it, is amazing.

#22438
10 minutes ago, Facemask said:

You guys are funny, in a pathetically hilarious way that losers are.

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Nice Samsung you've got there, Riddell.

#22439
13 minutes ago, Facemask said:

You guys are funny, in a pathetically hilarious way that losers are.

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"He talks like us!"

#22440
27 minutes ago, retread said:

It's incredible that the stress hasn't gotten him. Still say there's a decent chance he loads the whole Hee-Haw gang on AF1 and flies off to Mother Russia.

I don't think sociopaths feel stress. 

#22441
31 minutes ago, Facemask said:

You guys are funny, in a pathetically hilarious way that losers are.

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Mr. President, get off the internet and get some sleep.  You look like shit.  And mix in a salad once in a while.

#22442
6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Mr. President, get off the internet and get some sleep.  You look like shit.  And mix in a salad once in a while.

Please, don't.

#22443
1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

This should be the only thing in the news about his stupid fucking rally.  Noone needs to know about his word salad, verbal diarrhea anymore.

 

 

 

#22444
42 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

I guess, if watching as no one does anything about it except wring their hands and talk about it, is amazing.

nah, i think president buttigieg will send in some federal marshals and they'll get shit done.

#22446
22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

nah, i think president buttigieg will send in some federal marshals and they'll get shit done.

There will be no shortage of federal law enforcement volunteers lining up to drag that fat tub of shit out of the White House.

#22447
There will be no shortage of federal law enforcement volunteers lining up to drag that fat tub of shit out of the White House.

We could pay off the national debt by auctioning and/or raffling off the chance for ordinary citizens to do it.
#22448
3 hours ago, Red Five said:

What if he said that he was going to begin exterminating all minorities? Serious question. What would the reaction be? Even by both of the minorities in the crowd.

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#22449
3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

If it sounds like an aggrieved fifth grader, it's all Donald.

I've been in NYC for a week. My rental was left on the NY Sports station so I've had a chance to hear the aggrieved monologues of NY sports radio guys. The two I've heard both sound like Donald Trump. Not in their voice, like an impression a la Baldwin, but in the delivery. Pauses. Kinda repeating the same thing but in different ways. Lots of starts. And Stops. Nicknames. Lame humor. Crass. It's all right there I guess and being someone not from the Northeast it was just foreign to me, but Trump is a typical blowhard NYer. Yuck.

#22450
2 hours ago, Facemask said:

You guys are funny, in a pathetically hilarious way that losers are.

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Dumb motherfucker

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