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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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#24902
22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Glad the US (specifically Rapinoe) scored. Spoiler that shit. Some of us aren't watching live.

Edited by HornPhD

#24904
5 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Who is trump rooting for in this game? 

He's not watching. He's too busy cheating at golf. 

#24906
7 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Glad the US (specifically Rapinoe) scored. Spoiler that shit. Some of us aren't watching live.

If he spoilered an image with no text, how would that have helped?

#24907
2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

If 44% is your highest approval rating, you are in serious trouble. The 53% disapproval is also a big problem.

His shitty poll numbers are remarkably consistent. They never change. He's historically unpopular and has been since he was inaugurated.

#24908
4 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

If he spoilered an image with no text, how would that have helped?

You couldn't get the meaning of that post? 

#24909

He's going to have the saddest state funeral in U.S. History.  Like Franco at The Valley of the Fallen, most of the attendees will be there just to make sure he's dead.  

Remember Bob Dole struggling to rise to salute H.W.?  People will be doing that, but so they can piss on your grave.  

#24911
12 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You couldn't get the meaning of that post? 

It's the Trump thread. She's made many appearances. It was the next post.

#24912
51 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Eat all the dicks, Trumpfucks!

Edited by mdmost

#24915
2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Nike pouring it on in this ad.

 

Cool.

I'd love to see the French men's team to play them. We should get to see who really is the best team in the world.

/s

#24916
5 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

It's the Trump thread. She's made many appearances. It was the next post.

Right. It's the Trump thread. She said she wouldn't visit the White House if they won the championship. The game was being played at the time of the post. I thought the meaning was obvious. Why else would anyone post that?

#24918
Will he congratulate the Netherlands on their second place finish?

Probably with a reference to their fuckability. Creepy traitorous trash.
#24919

I bet he won’t say a presidential word cause he is a piece of shit coward like his supporters who hide their heads like triggered snowflakes when reality and logic don’t align with their lies. Looking at slorch, chicken, Johnny, chrispy, etc...

#24920
7 minutes ago, 'stache said:


Probably with a reference to their fuckability. Creepy traitorous trash.

That would be a rare moment of him stating facts. 

#24922
1 hour ago, HornPhD said:

Glad the US (specifically Rapinoe) scored. Spoiler that shit. Some of us aren't watching live.

Lol. 

#24923

The simplicity of the Q grift is amazing in that anyone would be brash enough to think that the basics would work so well. Getting that kind of conspiracy traction with such fundamental bullshit would seem like a doomed blueprint in its infancy. But underestimating hostility would've been how I would fail where they succeeded. Accompanied with the fantastical conspiracy theories, there's a consistent strain of offering the indulgence of witnessing public  humility and barbaric brutality carried out on your political opponents. Once they kicked that possibility out there the intended audience ran wild with it. They understood the appetite and the followers let the fantasy spread like an allergic rash. "I'm gonna get to watch Madonna get beheaded next to Jeb Bush!" The lesson is to keep it dumb. Never fear being too dumb. Once you stop to think whether it's too fantastical, you've already failed by overthinking. 

#24925
10 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The simplicity of the Q grift is amazing in that anyone would be brash enough to think that the basics would work so well. Getting that kind of conspiracy traction with such fundamental bullshit would seem like a doomed blueprint in its infancy. But underestimating hostility would've been how I would fail where they succeeded. Accompanied with the fantastical conspiracy theories, there's a consistent strain of offering the indulgence of witnessing public  humility and barbaric brutality carried out on your political opponents. Once they kicked that possibility out there the intended audience ran wild with it. They understood the appetite and the followers let the fantasy spread like an allergic rash. "I'm gonna get to watch Madonna get beheaded next to Jeb Bush!" The lesson is to keep it dumb. Never fear being too dumb. Once you stop to think whether it's too fantastical, you've already failed by overthinking. 

Only the absurdity of the posts is shocking to me. But you shouldn’t be surprised that people will send money to be told what they want to hear. And it’s not just aggy. A 16 year old kid scammed the Florida Gator fanbase out of thousands by claiming to be an insider. 

#24928

Deutsche Bank laying off thousands, Epstein indicted, and those damn uppity US women won the World Cup.

Bad day in trumplandia. What oh what to tweet about next? 

#24938

Don...who is the head of the Aryan Union, you or me?  

And who is responsible for making hate mongering and facism popular again?  

I think you forgot something else?  

 

#24940
1 hour ago, troph said:

 


Not even that, no way she’s a bottom, that woman is a top all the way.

 

Go on...

#24941
47 minutes ago, trauma babe said:
1 hour ago, troph said:


Not even that, no way she’s a bottom, that woman is a top all the way.

100% correct

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#24942
36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Back to the classics!

 

Lol so ignore a bit of American excellence on the world stage because a lady tweeted something that hurt your feelings. 

#24944
45 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Back to the classics!

 

Reminder: This man killed a bill that would have given him $25 billion for border security because Ann Coulter made fun of him.

#24947
29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lol so ignore a bit of American excellence on the world stage because a lady tweeted something that hurt your feelings. 

The American women just won the World Cup today and the shitheel president can’t acknowledge it. I bet if Russia won it he’d be tweeting his ass off.

Good job republicans. 

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