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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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#26353
7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

stupid question: why would he be allowed to in the first place?

So as to not overly limit Stone's 1st amendment rights while still innocent in the eyes of the judicial system. He has now sufficiently abused the courts leniency. 

#26354
41 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Um, he's actually the son of a klansman.

Both, actually.  His mom was from Scotland.   And he pretends his klansman father was born in Germany for some reason. 

#26355
16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, the USA would have been a non-entity in WWII, as Hitler's ally the CSA woulda kept us tied up nicely right here in North America.

I honestly doubt it.  Slavery was unsustainable as an economic system.  My guess is that some states would have trickled back into the fold, and the ones that remained would have experienced a bolshivik style revolution.  Remember, only a small fraction of Southerners were slave holders.  The majority were, and still are poor and uneducated.  I think they would have rebelled against the wealthy land owners.

Today, these idiots hold on to some false notion of southern pride.  Back then it would have been all about survival. 

 

#26356
2 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Both, actually.  His mom was from Scotland.   And he pretends his klansman father was born in Germany for some reason. 

Thanks.  I just remembered the lying about his klansman father being an immigrant. 

#26357
7 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Both, actually.  His mom was from Scotland.   And he pretends his klansman father was born in Germany for some reason. 

How the hell would you get a hood over this?

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#26358
1 minute ago, lemonlime said:

Thanks.  I just remembered the lying about his klansman father being an immigrant. 

Yes, and his first AG is named after Jefferson Davis and GT Beauregard.  

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions

I'd guess theirs was a house that didn't have too many black visitors.

#noracist

#26359
Just now, jimmyjazz said:

How the hell would you get a hood over this?

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Are you kidding?  She has her hair in a cone already

#26360
1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

How the hell would you get a hood over this?

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Well, we know he got his hair from his mom.

#26361
2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Are you kidding?  She has her hair in a cone already

Yeah, but it's kinda angling off towards . . . Russia?

#26362
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

LMAO at The Turtle trying to cast a wide net, saying that everyone needs to cool down, and every example he gives is from the left side of the aisle while he completely ignores Trump's tweets and comments of the past few days.

that sounds exactly like .... hmmm lets see .... every single Republican on the face of the planet.  what else is new?

#26365
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ever wonder what the USA and csa would look like now had they been allowed to secede?

And would football be played in the South?

#26371

Either Republican office holders are, almost to a person, racist or racist sympathizers, which says what it says about all Republicans as their proxy, or they are too ignorant, stupid, or smug to know when to not play the us vs them game they’ve set up. 

Or some of each. 

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#26372
6 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

And the senate majority leader is married to a Chinese communist immigrant.  

Send MItch and his anchor baby wife back to China! Ill show them the way!

#26375
17 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Will Hurd has a weird chin, and A&M, but other than that, good for him.

Chips Aroy, my rep, looks like he was generated in a lab used to replicate youth director child molestors.

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He's apparently also a weasley cunt who wouldn't follow through on his initial rejection of Trump's racist remark with a formal condemnation. I guess it shouldn't be surprising given the fact he has that same sniveling sneer as his old cowardly boss, Ted. 

I'd like the scoop on this guy from one of you fortysomething UT Law guys on this piece of shit that you must've run across in class.

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#26377
4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I'd like the scoop on this guy from one of you fortysomething UT Law guys on this piece of shit that you must've run across in class.

All us UT law guys are weaselly cunt pieces of shit.

#26378
7 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Chips Aroy, my rep, looks like he was generated in a lab used to replicate youth director child molestors.

Chip Roy, official portrait, 116th Congress.jpg

He's apparently also a weasley cunt who wouldn't follow through on his initial rejection of Trump's racist remark with a formal condemnation. I guess it shouldn't be surprising given the fact he has that same sniveling sneer as his old cowardly boss, Ted. 

I'd like the scoop on this guy from one of you fortysomething UT Law guys on this piece of shit that you must've run across in class.

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#26379
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

How the hell would you get a hood over this?

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Did she stick her head under a cotton candy maker instead of a hair dryer by mistake?  

#26380
4 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

All us UT law guys are weaselly cunt pieces of shit.

You're one of them too?!? The surly legal community is legion.

#26382

The most disgusting thing about the Republicans not voting to condemn Trump’s racist comments is Trump told MEMBERS OF CONGRESS to go back to their country.  

What happen Paul Ryan’s, “An attack on one of us is an attack on all of us”? 

#26383

Welp, 8 republican females from Dallas interviewed on cnn don’t see anything wrong with what Trump has been saying, think he’s doing a great job, and plan to vote for him again. Sigh.

#26384

I’m planning on coming out for the LSU game. I’m considering coming out a day early so I have time to line up all you “the squad” motherfuckers and personally kick you in the balls.

#26385
2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

And the senate majority leader is married to a Chinese communist immigrant.  

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Trump's Murica

#26386
This is actually quite funny.  It really can't be put into words how useless the Democrats are.  They can't even pass a stupid, meaningless resolution without falling into an open manhole.  


They got it done and got the GOP on record.
#26387
6 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

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Trump's Murica

It’s all locker room talk.  Everything else is what George Washington fought and won the war of 1812 for.

#26388
Yeah but I'm one of the 50 somethings.  Like shepardizing with scrolls.

Don’t forget to check the pocket part!
#26390
1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Welp, 8 republican females from Dallas interviewed on cnn don’t see anything wrong with what Trump has been saying, think he’s doing a great job, and plan to vote for him again. Sigh.

i was watching.  brutal.  nobody says a good thing about him, they just point fingers.  "but they started it" has become the rallying cry of the right.  toddler shit.

makes me glad i'm stuck in my bubble.

#26392
2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Chips Aroy, my rep, looks like he was generated in a lab used to replicate youth director child molestors.

Chip Roy, official portrait, 116th Congress.jpg

He's apparently also a weasley cunt who wouldn't follow through on his initial rejection of Trump's racist remark with a formal condemnation. I guess it shouldn't be surprising given the fact he has that same sniveling sneer as his old cowardly boss, Ted. 

I'd like the scoop on this guy from one of you fortysomething UT Law guys on this piece of shit that you must've run across in class.

I just see this guy from Veep

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#26396
8 hours ago, Asithappens said:

Siap, how is Trump's latest statement racist? 

I think he is a racist, but how is his comment of "go back to your shit hole country" necessarily racist? 

 

Because 3 of the 4 people he directed it towards were born here, and all of them have dark skin.

Imagine him saying the same thing to Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was NOT born here. Get the picture?

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#26397
Welp, 8 republican females from Dallas interviewed on cnn don’t see anything wrong with what Trump has been saying, think he’s doing a great job, and plan to vote for him again. Sigh.

Any chance there is a link for this?
#26398
38 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

The party of family values, everyone!
 

The best people--where Jason fails miserably was by not getting a lucrative cabinet position or heading an agency like Consumer Protections. 

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