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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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#32003
1 hour ago, bolverk said:

I propose we go buy Canada (they're our 51st state anyway, right?) and the Congo (it's poorly managed). I hear they've both got lots of mineral resources too.

All of our money should go to Board Walk and Park Place and putting a hotel on Boardwalk. One unlucky roll of the dice for the world and we're in the money.

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#32004
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

L.O.L.

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Mette Frederiksen, the Prime Minister of Denmark has reportedly expressed an interest in buying the Russian controlled territory of the United States of America.

Rich in natural resources and fuckwits the territory covers almost 10 million square kilometers and is said to contain huge oil and gas reserves and the largest number of fatties on the planet.

 

#32005

You left out the best quote: "Russian Premier Vladimir Putin who bought the US with a Betamax videotape of two prostitutes urinating on a dementia patient told The Rochdale Herald."

#32006
40 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Anyone seen speculation on a price for Greenland? Considering the strategic value and potential natural resources, I'd have to think it would be yuge. Like tree fiddy billion.

Mexico's paying.

#32007
2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Next thing you know, some dumbass Trump bootlicker in the Senate will take the fall for the “buying Greenland” plan by saying it was his idea.

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#32010

dude has been eerily quiet on twitter today. 

wonder what's up?

i mean, he spent ALL DAY yesterday sundowning. wonder what's going to happen on the next episode?!?

#32012

Man, this goes back a few pages to something  that sort of got glossed over, which was the Trump EO to forgive the student loan debt of 25,000 disabled veterans. That's both a good move, and an example of Trump's "win at all cost" Machiavellian thing. 

When Warren (or whoever) is up there on a debate stage with him talking about student loan forgiveness, Trump can say "well, guess what, I just did that for 25,000 disabled vets!" (cue applause). Nobody on the right and very few of the uneducated Rust Belt swing voters seem to be in favor of student loan forgiveness for people like teachers (what with the anti-intellect movement), Californians ("liberal arts degrees lol!"), technology employees ("they took arrre jobs!"), etc. But disabled veterans is a can't-miss. 

He's both diluting Warren or Bernie or Joe's (if he wins and inevitably co-opts it) message and simultaneously creating a delineation with those uneducated white poor swing voters. He's saying "I'm not going to take care of teachers or liberals or people richer than you, but I am just as much for the people as Warren".

Of course if he gave a shit about the country, he'd at least extend that to public service workers like teachers, nurses, etc. But he doesn't and he won't. Purely a cynical, calculated political move. I hate him, but props to whoever came up with that. They know where they need to win to stay in power.

 

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#32013
1 hour ago, horncyclist said:

Anyone seen speculation on a price for Greenland? Considering the strategic value and potential natural resources, I'd have to think it would be yuge. Like tree fiddy billion.

One thing allegedly floated was the US take over what Denmark pays each year in assistance to Greenland ($600 million) + some undisclosed one-time payment to Denmark as a gift.

 

#32014

Denmark would also get to claim 50% of our Olympic medals at next year's Olympics in any sports they choose, and for the period of no less than one calendar year, we would have to use the Danish name for our country - Amerikas Forenede Stater.

#32015
25 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Man, this goes back a few pages to something  that sort of got glossed over, which was the Trump EO to forgive the student loan debt of 25,000 disabled veterans. That's both a good move, and an example of Trump's "win at all cost" Machiavellian thing. 

When Warren (or whoever) is up there on a debate stage with him talking about student loan forgiveness, Trump can say "well, guess what, I just did that for 25,000 disabled vets!" (cue applause). Nobody on the right and very few of the uneducated Rust Belt swing voters seem to be in favor of student loan forgiveness for people like teachers (what with the anti-intellect movement), Californians ("liberal arts degrees lol!"), technology employees ("they took arrre jobs!"), etc. But disabled veterans is a can't-miss. 

He's both diluting Warren or Bernie or Joe's (if he wins and inevitably co-opts it) message and simultaneously creating a delineation with those uneducated white poor swing voters. He's saying "I'm not going to take care of teachers or liberals or people richer than you, but I am just as much for the people as Warren".

Of course if he gave a shit about the country, he'd at least extend that to public service workers like teachers, nurses, etc. But he doesn't and he won't. Purely a cynical, calculated political move. I hate him, but props to whoever came up with that. They know where they need to win to stay in power.

 

Any of the candidates in Congress could immediately go on a major offensive to give a tax credit in the amount of student loan interest paid.   First step and who would be against?

#32016
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he's been hanging out in the low 40's (maybe peaked at 43 or so) and that was with the strong economy baked in.  there was speculation several weeks ago, that if the economy started to lose steam at all, his numbers would get into the 30's pretty quickly.

we're there.

#32017
13 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

he's been hanging out in the low 40's (maybe peaked at 43 or so) and that was with the strong economy baked in.  there was speculation several weeks ago, that if the economy started to lose steam at all, his numbers would get into the 30's pretty quickly.

we're there.

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^ History of his approval ratings from that poll. It's sinking, but not quite back to levels before the tax cut.

#32018
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Come on, people.  It's a hanging fastball.

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Trump takes the podium after endorsing his 2024 candidacy and spots a couple POC in the mostly white crowd.  “I’m thrilled to be here among you to support Cotton for President. And you two - so happy that you’re picking Cotton as well.”  

#32019
3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'm not convinced that Tom Cotton knows his ass from a hole in the ground. 

He does but he has an addiction: he has convinced himself that he absolutely needs to be absolutely wrong about absolutely everything he says.

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#32021
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

That’s what makes this so difficult. There is  ZERO rationale, none, for that man to remain in a position of power. And yet here we are. 

#32023
Just now, Biff Tannen said:

That’s what makes this so difficult. There is  ZERO rationale, none, for that man to remain in a position of power. And yet here we are. 

Hence, George Washington's concerns about political parties. The Republican Party is why he's still in power.

#32024
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

A bunch of them will still vote for him when they get all good and scared of "socialism" "the far left" and "invaders" by "caravan." He may suck, but did you hear that Elizabeth Warren wants to seize your bank account to pay off student loans of imprisoned MS-13 members?

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#32025
50 minutes ago, 'stache said:

A bunch of them will still vote for him when they get all good and scared of "socialism" "the far left" and "invaders" by "caravan." He may suck, but did you hear that Elizabeth Warren wants to seize your bank account to pay off student loans of imprisoned MS-13 members?

100% this.  They are the unreachable.

#32026

His idea of gun control is to talk to the nra about it. "I had a wonderful conversation with the nra, beautiful things are happening. I cant go into detail, but you remember how we child proofed lighters? So tremendous things are happening. Little Suzzy and her pink rifle will not be felons"

#32027
20 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

The guy that bankrupted casinos wants to tell us how to run car companies. 

 

He literally doesn't work, right? I mean he tweets all frickin' day long. If he's not tweeting, he's having a campaign rally. And I bet he stopped giving his salary away too. Plus, he promotes policies for immediate gratification to his base and winning reelection, knowing full well the fall out for those policies will come when he's out of office and someone else will be blamed for them and have to deal with them. Damn, what a mess. 

#32031
21 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

The guy that bankrupted casinos wants to tell us how to run car companies. 

 

Man I missed this somehow. Yesterday might have been the most bonkers day of his entire administration.  He compared himself to Jesus, wondering why American Jews didn't love him/Jesus, called them disloyal, then finished the day by promoting the asshole who introduced the American public to The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.  Simply incredible.

#32032

He is consistently tweeting negative comments towards our allies, Germany being one of the latest in his line of sight. Is this more of his (or someone in his administration) isolationist policy to pi** off those nations?

#32033
20 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Man I missed this somehow. Yesterday might have been the most bonkers day of his entire administration.  He compared himself to Jesus, wondering why American Jews didn't love him/Jesus, called them disloyal, then finished the day by promoting the asshole who introduced the American public to The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.  Simply incredible.

And yet strangely quiet today.  Must be all tuckered out.  

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#32034
He is consistently tweeting negative comments towards our allies, Germany being one of the latest in his line of sight. Is this more of his (or someone in his administration) isolationist policy to pi** off those nations?
Policy!

Ha ha holy shit I'm laughing.

Yeah this fool has clear well thought out policy and a plan of attack to implement.


I fucking hate when the media tries to analyze his insane ramblings. "What do you think Trump is really trying to say here?"
#32035
7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And yet strangely quiet today.  Must be all tuckered out.  

well, he did have possibly his biggest, most bizarre day yesterday.

#32036
6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And yet strangely quiet today.  Must be all tuckered out.  

chosen people need naps just as much, sometimes more, than regular folk.

#32037
3 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I fucking hate when the media tries to analyze his insane ramblings. "What do you think Trump is really trying to say here?"

This.  He's a fucking buffoon with a reptile brain.  There is no plan.  It's moment to moment at all times.  Stop trying to pretend he's a real president or even a rational human being.

#32038
Just now, henrygandorf said:

chosen people need naps just as much, sometimes more, than regular folk.

that's what many are saying

#32039
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Not all heroes wear capes!

Another tactic would be for liberals to start showing up to these rallies en masse and laughing at (not with) Trump.  Just mock the shit out of him.  Laugh when he wants applause.  Boo when he’s going for laughs. Etc. Respond to him as the fool that he is.  It’ll either piss him off and drain his energy or it will cause him to adjust and start pitching ideas the Left would applaud.  

#32040
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And yet strangely quiet today.  Must be all tuckered out.  

He is in Kentucky for the Vet's conference. Probably staying over and conferring with #MoscowMitch on what Vlad the Unshirtable would like them to do next.

 

Gosh, I love the Guardian, they are so cheeky. This is from their article about yesterday's presser:

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What followed might have swept away all previous Trumpian benchmarks for incoherence, self-aggrandizement, prevarication and rancor in a presidency that has seemed before to veer loosely along the rails of reason but may never have come quite so close to spectacularly jumping the tracks.

More:

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Leaving aside those who were left merely gape-jawed, the performance inspired reactions from new expressions of doubt about Trump’s fitness for office to evocations of “the last president I know of who compared himself to the Messiah”.

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Trump then embarked on an increasingly breakneck tour through the hills and valleys of a personal political landscape whose map, if it existed, was private to him, although his route was provisionally signposted by questions shouted by the media.

Here is the entire article if you haven't read it:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/aug/21/trump-press-conference-greenland-jewish-democrats

#32041
3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Another tactic would be for liberals to start showing up to these rallies en masse and laughing at (not with) Trump.  Just mock the shit out of him.  Laugh when he wants applause.  Boo when he’s going for laughs. Etc. Respond to him as the fool that he is.  It’ll either piss him off and drain his energy or it will cause him to adjust and start pitching ideas the Left would applaud.  

sounds like a really good way to get hit with a wine cooler bottle by some mouth-breather.  let me know how it goes.

#32044

Okay, okay, I get it. It is just so hard to look at this man who is the leader of our country and not feel like, "Really? This is it? The end of 200 plus years of democracy culminates with an orangutan and a turtle accompanied by snakes, wolves, and rats?" Disney couldn't make this sh*t up.

#32046
7 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Okay, okay, I get it. It is just so hard to look at this man who is the leader of our country and not feel like, "Really? This is it? The end of 200 plus years of democracy culminates with an orangutan and a turtle accompanied by snakes, wolves, and rats?" Disney couldn't make this sh*t up.

Rome lasted 400 years after Nero.

 

#32049
16 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Rome lasted 400 years after Nero.

 

Rome didn't have Twitter and Facebook

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