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#32051
Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

KAG doesn't invoke the same white terror that MAGA does.

Yep, it's definitely missing something.  Perhaps a couple more Ks would do the trick

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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#32056
This should outrage the nation. People need to wake the fuck up

It won’t outrage the nation. Mostly because this is a feature, not a bug, of the nation they want. Not being white is probable cause to presume a person is an undesirable, and not a real American. We can’t be too careful here.
And note a BIG reason they aren’t footnotes to worry about it: it isn’t going to happen to them, they’re white.
#32057
21 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This should outrage the nation. People need to wake the fuck up

Not that long ago, people would have rioted over this.  There's a reason why "papers, please" was a well-worn trope to describe the kind of country that we'd never allow ourselves to be.

But now, it's less important to care about rights and our founding principles, and much more important to cling to our country's ridiculous obsession with SAFETY. Everyone wants to be safe, and racist people think that jailing as many browns as possible will keep them SAFE. So, papers please. And if you have the papers...well that's mighty inconvenient so let's just lock you up for a few days.

#32061

So it turns out the Founding Fathers held regular dance contests and participation, while not mandatory, was taken as a sign of true patriotism.

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#32062
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So it turns out the Founding Fathers held regular dance contests and participation, while not mandatory, was taken as a sign of true patriotism.

 

No greater patriot than Rick Perry:

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#32066
2 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Not sure where to put this. But jfc.

I posted in democracy dying thread. Should go in every Trump-related thread. Jesus Christ.

#32067
1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This should outrage the nation. People need to wake the fuck up

Our nation of idiots is too busy posting photos on Instagram or starting drama on Facebook to care. 

#32068

Yesterday, Trump said ""Yesterday we had the strongest dollar in the history of our country."  He repeated this assertion two more times.

Reality: the dollar was stronger for the eight years from 2000-2008.

 

#32069
1 hour ago, Mojo Hand said:

 

This guy is about to get paid.  And that dumbass county should pay out the ass.  What are the odds they voted for orange fuckstain?

#32070
6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This guy is about to get paid.  And that dumbass county should pay out the ass.  What are the odds they voted for orange fuckstain?

I can find out...yep 66% for Dotard 

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#32071
5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This guy is about to get paid.  And that dumbass county should pay out the ass.  What are the odds they voted for orange fuckstain?

100% are the odds. 66.1% was the percentage that voted for Trump in Ascension Parish. 8% higher than the rest of Louisiana. 

https://www.politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president/louisiana/

#32074
Just now, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Maybe we could offer it back to France at an enormous discount.

You'd have to pay them but worth every penny. Maybe keep New Orleans for the tits, food and music.

#32076



Cousy being too old & full of brain aids to be able to flip the 3 sheets of paper in the correct order to kiss Trump's ass is the most trumpkin thing ever.

Of course the Cooze lived in an era when his pic was on the sports page of the Boston Globe whenever the Celtics won, and they put Russell or one the Jones up after a loss.
#32077
6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

That’s what makes this so difficult. There is  ZERO rationale, none, for that man to remain in a position of power. And yet here we are. 

He's a useful idiot to the traitors with the R next to their name in Congress and the Senate as well as our enemies in Russia and China. 

#32078
25 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Louisiana is such a fucking shithole

Texas can’t really talk on this one.

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#32079
17 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 


Cousy being too old & full of brain aids to be able to flip the 3 sheets of paper in the correct order to kiss Trump's ass is the most trumpkin thing ever.

Of course the Cooze lived in an era when his pic was on the sports page of the Boston Globe whenever the Celtics won, and they put Russell or one the Jones up after a loss.

 

Cousy can fuck himself. "Most extraordinary president of his lifetime". I hope Bill Russell punches him right in the face if they ever meet again. 

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#32080
30 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Maybe we could offer it back to France at an enormous discount.

I'd give them the entire Louisiana Purchase back....and throw in barrel of Kentucky's finest bourbon as a thank you gift

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#32081
2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Rome didn't have Twitter and Facebook

No but they had graffiti that pretty much read like Twitter, shit they even were into dick picks. It's crazy how people are still the same.

#32083
I'd give them the entire Louisiana Purchase back....and throw in barrel of Kentucky's finest bourbon as a thank you gift
Can we add Florida?
#32084
8 minutes ago, lemonlime said:
15 minutes ago, DixonHur said:
I'd give them the entire Louisiana Purchase back....and throw in barrel of Kentucky's finest bourbon as a thank you gift

Can we add Florida?

Don't sour the deal.

#32085
23 minutes ago, F250 said:

No but they had graffiti that pretty much read like Twitter, shit they even were into dick picks. It's crazy how people are still the same.

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#32086
33 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Texas can’t really talk on this one.

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LOL, look at these AntiHeroes.  No need to get creative, just call them the 'Retarded 4'.  

#32089
9 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Seth's excited. 

what does gordon ramsay have to do with this?

#32091
2 hours ago, lemonlime said:

Not sure where to put this. But jfc.

Good, soon you'll be able to accuse his ass of being unemployed. 

#32092
2 hours ago, lemonlime said:

Not sure where to put this. But jfc.

If this guy tweeted this and didn't stop down, get a name, and ask immediately to talk to a supervisor, he's part of the problem. 

Tweeting this shit doesn't do shit and lets these cowards keep on being cowards. 

#32093

checks in....

journalist is fake media and brown citizen detained. wow. america going hard today

really though, a citizen detained for 4 days. isn't that a lawsuit waiting to happen? don't we have laws against that? i see its an ACLU tweet - and I am sure they are on - the little commie america hating fucks that they are

that should be blasted by every news outlet all week. i mean wow. and it takes quite a bit to have a wow moment these days

have a good sleep friends. 

#32094

I'm a proud ACLU member.  Fucking dudes are the last line of defense for those of us that love America. 

#32096
6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm a proud ACLU member.  Fucking dudes are the last line of defense for those of us that love America. 

good. they do god's work.

someone's gotta do it. 

#32097
12 minutes ago, staboner said:

really though, a citizen detained for 4 days. isn't that a lawsuit waiting to happen? don't we have laws against that? i see its an ACLU tweet - and I am sure they are on - the little commie america hating fucks that they are


Yeah, I've been supporting the ACLU for years and now is the time for all that money to be put to use. Civil Liberties are being violated all over the fucking place without consequences.

This should probably be another thread and I would like to hear from the Surly lawyers on their thoughts on how this is impacting the legal system. The guy in charge is basically turning a blind eye to everything that is going on, shit he is encouraging it. Sheriff Arpaio and those murdering SEALS are a classic example.

 

#32098

The same inbred apes who shout support for 'law and order' throw feces all over the actual rule of law in this country. 

#32099
1 hour ago, TornACL said:

If this guy tweeted this and didn't stop down, get a name, and ask immediately to talk to a supervisor, he's part of the problem. 

Tweeting this shit doesn't do shit and lets these cowards keep on being cowards. 

Right. Just feeding the rage machine instead of actually getting pieces of shit like the CBP guy fired. 

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